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NPC Soyjak
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 NPC Soyjak is a DEAD MEME | ||
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Note that the NPC is pretty much dead. Its unfunny and does not really have a use anymore. But its not 100% dead and still used on Facebook with boomers
print.speakline("Introduction")[edit | edit source]
The NPC Soyjak is a variant usually depicted as a NPC mixed with soyjak characteristics. This soyjak in pedicular tells a deep secret about the society we live in.
print.speakline("NPCs and common behavior")[edit | edit source]
Npcs exist everywhere in our world. they are typically robots programmed to follow advice or things given from there TV. Despite common misconception these NPCS are not sentient.
Typically NPCS are neutral. Not programmed to attack anyone unless threatened. They typically live a normal uneventful life. NPCS typically have predetermined lines to say when in conversation. A common myth about NPCS is that they are all liberal. however that is not true. NPCS can be either left or right.
A common way to identify a NPC is to check if they can form a independent opinion. NPCS are based on logic and predetermined behavior. Designed to follow what the tv tells them by there neurallink microprocessor.
print.speakline("Typical routine of a NPC")[edit | edit source]
Body.wakeup()
if(tv.on){
function process_cnn_talking_points();
}else{
function Turn_on_tv();
function process_cnn_talking_points();
}
function make_processed_blm_verified_palistine_supporting_goyslop_cereal()
eat();
if(employed === true){
function work_8_hour_day();
}else{
function complain_on_twitter();
}
if(bedtime === true){
function Brushteeth();
function turn_on_cnn_in_bed();
function fall_asleep();
}
print.speakline("Gallery of NPC examples")[edit | edit source]
These memes are VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE FROM THE DEEP DEEP PITS OF NIGGERHELL.
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print.speakline("ok this meme is really unfunny. not wholesome");
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print.speakline("dangerous alt right meme");
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print.speakline("ugh, south park. isnt that show for bigots");
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print.speakline("truthnuke but this is a dead meme")
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print.speakline("Anyone who thinks the earth is round is clearly an npc even though basic logic debunks the idea of a flat earth") ok but really the earth is round.
