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Nate (Soyjak)
Nate (Soyjak) is the gem that saved the 'party!
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Booru Posts | 880+ As of September 17th, 2024 |
Nate (Soyjak) is a PERFECTED VANTAWHITE GEMERALD straight from the ARYAN turd in SHREK'S TOLIET!!!!!!!!!!!
Nate Higgers (also known as Nate Soyjak[1] or Nate Soypiro[2]), or simply known as Nate, is a soyjak that represents the average soyteen. Canonically, it's unknown what age Nate is, however, he's most likely 16 years old. Nate has blonde hair. Nate wears a red and grey shirt with a badge for how long he's been on the sharty. Earlier depictions of Nate showed him with a grey shirt with a swastika, based on Nate Higgers' Minecraft skin. Nate's wardrobe is filled with red and grey shirts as that's the only thing he wears (this is like my kino Bee Movie!!!!)(I acutally thought about spongebob when writing this chuddie).
Personal Life >I heccin' love fanfiction!!![edit | edit source]
Nate isn't very popular at his school and has a unhealthy obsession with posting on bald man with glasses websites. He's been suspended multiple times for yelling in science class "FROG NIGGER GO BACK TO YOUR CAVE, CORD CORD YOU'RE BAITING ME" over frog dissection class and getting a tranny to ack xhemselves. Nate commonly uses school computers to post on the sharty and although he is always screaming the n-word at home, he's too scared to say it at school because of his black classmate next to him Tyrone.
It's theorized that nate suffers from ADHD, as most of the videos he appears in is short-form content. However this has yet to be fact-checked by Snopes.
Nate also has a little brother, Caca, who from watching TikTok all day on his iPad, cannot form any sentences and suffers from severe brainrot. His first words were "Skibidi toilet dom dom grimace shake". Nate's mom is thinking of putting Caca down.
He has a girlfriend, Soytan.
One of Nate's best friends is Chud who introduced him to the sharty and red-pilled him. Nate and Chud are also canonically unemployed because "The jews control the jobs" as told by Chud. Nate also has a friend named Dan.
Family[edit | edit source]
Nate's family is unaware of what Nate does in his free time. We know that Nate's dad works at a coal factory and once beat Nate for calling his mother a cord troon nigger[3]. His dad is a hard working white American who spends all day burning coal(This is false, his father is Soyak) Nate's mom also once threatened to beat the shit out of Nate after he talked about TND and other conspiracies[4]. Other than a few spankings from the belt, Nate has a good relationship with his family. It's unknown if the same is true with Nate's little brother, caca, as he can't speak in anything other than gen alpha brainrot slang.
Nate's mom does not like Nate hanging out with Caca as Nate is a bad influence. However again its unknown whether this is true because Caca only speaks brainrot gibberish. despite that Nate regularly brings him into stuff with Chud. Recently Caca has been saying words like "Skibidi skibidi, tnd, immigration, dada". Its unknown whether Nate and Chud have redpilled Caca.
Facts[edit | edit source]
- Nate has been suspended 5 times. Most of which is because he got caught viewing the sharty on his laptop, screaming "FROG NIGGER NIGGGER" to the teacher during frog dissection day
- Nate's classmate Tyrone is onto nate thinking he's a racist. Nate loves calling people nigger online but is to scared to call Tyrone one.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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'plier Nate
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Serious Nate
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Chad Nate
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Front standing smug nate
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A feraljak version of Nate.
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Shocked nate. I've yet to find the full HD source of this image
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Surprised Nate.
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Seething nate
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Seething Nate alt
Citations[edit source]
- ↑ https://player.odycdn.com/v6/streams/4e199a44107ae3939396801314107086747f9c33/9f7f79.mp4
- ↑ https://player.odycdn.com/v6/streams/a305d986fc12653039b47ce37a95bd1d2a7a689c/9550b5.mp4
- ↑ https://soyjakwiki.net/images/transcoded/5/55/The og tiktok story.mp4/The og tiktok story.mp4.720p.vp9.webm
- ↑ File:Nates mom.mp4