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Nikocado Avocado is the gem that saved the 'party!

THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE POND

This individual is a no longer a lively cow, you can help them by not making unfunny memes of them and moving on to fresher material.
They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a lol-cow


OH MY FAUCI HE'S SKINNY NOW!!


This page is a Gemerald.


I love cheese, dun dun.

Nicholas Perry
Nikocado Avocado
NationalityUkrainian-American
OccupationYouTuber
Years active2014-
Best known forAn infamous image taken of his asshole, nicknamed the Coin Slot
TitleFat fuck
SpousesOrlin Home
IAS?Yes
WebsiteMain
YouTube

Nicholas Perry (born May 19, 1992), better known by his online aliases Nikocado Avocado, 'Cado, or POST IT nobody says this, is a Ukrainian-born American Internet celebrity best known for (aside from being a big fat selfish little fuck) his asshole.

Anal Leakage[edit | edit source]

Fig 1. Fire Noodle Sauce

Nikocado Avocado has been documented to leak poop out of his anus during a dentist appointment. This is due to him being orbidly obese and a fat fag in general.

"Fire Noodle Sauce Poopy" Incident[edit | edit source]

Sometime in September 2020, Nikocado posted this to his twitter:

I leaked Fire Noodle sauce poopy on the Dentist's chair. My ass stings and the room smells. I'm hiding in the bathroom. I'm mortified.

The tweet has since been deleted. Nikocado was later interviewed over the incident on November 23, 2026 to discuss the events leading up to his fecal incontinence. During the interview, he repeatedly broke into tears, claiming that he was "mortified" from the incident. He was then uncooperative, refusing to speak in detail of anything, including his ass leaking.[1] No known footage of the interview has ever been recovered. Nikocado Avocado would later die on October 5, 2026 due to cardiac arrest. His Popeyes order was never found. No autopsy was done, despite his family requesting one.[2]

"Boyfriends Dick" Incident[edit | edit source]

Nikocado posted this to his Instagram on an unknown date:

I JUST FUCKING POOPED ON MY NEW BOYFRIENDS DICK!!!! IT WAS TOO BIG THAT IT MADE MUKBANG FOOD COME OUT.....Should I tell y'all the story in tonight's video and do you wanna see the poop? I haven't cleaned it yet cuz I get out of breath.
Fig 2. Nikocado Avocado pooping all over his new boyfriend's dick.

While innocuous at the time, his post to Instagram was indicative of not only his growing depravity, but also his escalating genius. Internet historians suggest it may have been a greater work than the Bible. An in-depth analysis is required to truly understand the enigma of his post.


>I JUST FUCKING POOPED

We start his post with a vividly illustrated scene of Cado's conundrum. Nikocado Avocado's pure anguish is expressed in just 4 powerful words, putting poets like Shakespeare to shame. All that time. All those mukbangs. All that sex with Orlin. His whole life led up to this one moment; shitting on his new boyfriends dick. He is fully aware that his asshole is ruined. This is the fate he chose. There is no turning back.

>ON MY NEW BOYFRIENDS DICK!!!!

The most important thing to realize about this quote is that it presupposes that the reader is familiar with the fact that Nikocado Avocado has a boyfriend, and an unstable relationship with him at that. In Nikocado Avocado's award-winning videos, the duo constantly fight, break up, and get back together. It was only soon that Nikocado would cheat on him for a better man.

>IT WAS TOO BIG THAT IT MADE MUKBANG FOOD COME OUT.....

The dynamic between Nikocado and Orlin is further explored. Orlins dick is indirectly characterized as small, setting the prerequisite for Nikocado looking for a new boyfriend. In a Sophocles-esque twist, the dick is too large for Nikocado. He cannot take it anymore, and it tears open his anus. This would later go on to foreshadow his later shitscapades and eventually, his own demise.

>Should I tell y'all the story in tonight's video and do you wanna see the poop?

Nikocado, seeking greater financial opportunities, wishes to monetize his own shit like a true businessman. Even with an estimated net worth of $4 Million, he ultimately desires more, revealing his gluttony in more aspects than one. He asks the viewers if they want to see the poop. This is actually a bold and highly-advanced incorporation of Fan Service, as since many Nikocado viewers have a feeder fetish, it is likely they also have a Fire Noodle fetish.

>I haven't cleaned it yet cuz I get out of breath.

One of the hallmark symptoms of heart failure includes shortness of breath and fatigue. The rot has already set in. His anorectal health would soon deteriorate further. There would be no end to the ass stinging. It will soon be over for him.

"Soiled Bedsheets" Incident[edit | edit source]

On November 5, 2020, Nikocado Avocado soiled his bedsheets because of the aforementioned fecal incontinence issues. He would then go on to make a legendary mukbang where he destroys 8 Taco Bell tacos, including one Doritos locos, some Cinnabon Delights, 7 Fire Sauce packets, 2 dozen tortilla chips, 4 burritos, 1 cheese dip, and one "Xbox Series X" soda.[3]

Stabbing on Camera[edit | edit source]

On March 5, 2022, More Nikocado caught audio evidence of a woman being stabbed in Nikocado Avocado's apartment building during his Burger King Mukbang with Orlin.[4] Scholarly debate rages on with whether Nikocado allowed this to happen so he could get more views.[5][6]

/ck/ Bread[edit | edit source]

The "breadussy" in question

On August 15, 2021, a thread was made on /ck/ where the OP claimed he would cook for Nikocado Avocado.[7] He made a bread mix before shaping it into a coinslot. The bread was then baked. The thread reaction to the bread coming out of the oven was absolutely INSANE.

Sadly, jannies deleted the thread just 10 minutes before the "piece de resistance" could be added to the bread. It was hinted that this would be some variant of chocolate to simulate poop. In the meanwhile, a copycat thread was made where the same OP (the microwave and utensils used are the exact same) made pizza that looked like Nikocado Avocado's pepperoni and sausage special. The pizza "was good, absolutely should have used less dough."[8] Yet the pizza never reached the same popularity as the Nikocado bread ever did.

OP soon came to the rescue in another thread, posting the final image of him adding the Nutella spread to the bread.[9] The original thread may have been one of the best /ck/ threads to date. The 'Cado fans to this day are still mad at jannies for deleting the original coinslot.

Appearance and Status in the Soyjak Culture[edit | edit source]

Nikocado Avocado features as his own soyjak variant.[He just DOES, okay??] Since this variant contains unnessecary detail, isn't unusually exaggerated, and doesn't have much use case outside of "nikocadoing", it is indisputably coal. Nikocado is also well known in soy memes for his distinctive tracing of his coinslot. He has also featured on the more party-esque wholesome side, as a popular variant involves a young-looking swedejak with his iconic hair, wearing a Nikocado Avocado itsjustwaterweight.com "Emotions" Red T-Shirt, XS. Dropping a 'cado on the 'log is a popular pasttime in the /qa/-cado diaspora, the most famous 'cado being the one where he bust some sweet moves.

Nikocado used to be generally well regarded by party users, with Soot having repurposed the /giga/ board to /cado/ after a small number of contained requests in a Q&A. But after several incidents, users began to regard him just as a "fatty fag" and started making hanged soyjak edits of him and looking for others to fill his place (like Joeysworldtour).

Incidents[edit | edit source]

On 8/7/2024 there was a minor protest/spam wave in reaction to the removal of the /cado/ board. [10]

Relation to Lee Goldson[edit | edit source]

Nikocado is well known for loving cheese. It may even be his favorite food. Don Turtelli is well known for loving cheese. He is addicted to smelling cheesy tracer feet, to the distress of a certain thread misser.

Nikocado is the bane of jannies, being both a DMCA violation of Nikocado Avocado's Onlyfans and dangerously offtopic NSFW at times. Don Turtelli is the bane of jannies, as his visage has the power to derail entire threads through the power of cheesy angst from the cheesinator himself, as well as being a chronic GR15 breaker.

They are both alike. But they are not the same.

Weight loss[edit | edit source]

>two gems ahead
>I am always... two gems ahead

He was ackshully skinny for the past few months or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGjoRPpWqA

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