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The 'za has been ordered.

This person has a
TINY WHITE PECKER!!!

Remind xim that xe will never have a BWC

Noah Samsen is CONGOLESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF /POL/!!!!!!!!!!!


Noah Samsen is a left-wing tranny!

>They prevade the doxing threads, sprinkled between a sea of d*ath threats, r*pe threats, and depictions of Illy commiting suici-ACK


>we should not dox le zog kween or however the 'zas are ordered

Noah Samsen, also known as Noah Samson, Noah Semen, Noah Samsung, Noah Samtroon, etc… is a braindead faggot and a Jewtuber who makes commiepedotroon video essays. Best known for being doxed by the sharty literally 20 minutes after making a video called "Think Before You Dox" regarding the doxing of Illymations (by the sharty). The vid also contains some gemmy screenshots from the sharty as well.

The video mainly highlights how le internet is cruel and unforgiving and also how the YouTuber who called out illymation in the first place received thousands of new subscribers, millions of views, and loads of cash from his three videos about illymation, meanwhile illymation was forced to leave her home state, breaking the lease on her apartment which cost her $10,000 in legal fees, GEG!

BTW Noah Illymation is not gonna fuck you bro she already has a boyfriend lol.

The hacker known as "The Sharty"[edit | edit source]

Compilation of every time the sharty is brought up in the video

He probably discovered the archived thread as it was linked on the doxbin. However, he included some gemmy (yet partially blurred) highlights from the thread, which, as expected, made the trannies ack in the comments. Xe also uses xer childhood pics as filler between transitions to probably keep xer commiepedotroon audience engaged, eccentric tactic indeed, but looking at the xer channel growth, it probably works for xem.


The users in comment were seen making fun of TBYS's voice and talking pace, and at the same time seething at his suggestion of improving Illy's appearance. His audience also Unilaterally decided that TBYS and his core audience is behind the dox, despite the best attempts by the dedicated chudcels in the comments to (mis)direct the blame at 'plier, 'cafe and 'chan, while also subtly hinting at 'party. This whole incident (yet again) just proves how retarded the whole left wing commentary fanbase is

Dox[edit | edit source]

The face of a Jefre Cantu-Ledesma fan. OMGHHMASFU (Oh My God Her Hair and Mustache Are So Fucking Ugly)

Noah C Samsen in Buena Park, CA

Age 26, born on November 4th, 1997

Email: noah@sparkmedia.la

Home address, vacation, business, rental and apartment property addresses for Noah

10312 Lorinda Ave, Buena Park, CA 90620 -Current

3607 59th Street Ct, Gig Harbor, WA 98335

17914 78th SW St, Longbranch, WA 98351

1117 34th Street NW Ct, Gig Harbor, WA 98335

Home telephone number and mobile/wireless/cell phone numbers for Noah:

(253) 265-2702 - Current

(253) 851-1095

(253) 853-5694

(253) 265-2703

(702) 701-3764

Spouse, partner, mother, father, sister, brother and ex-spouse/partner for Noah:

Jessica Samsen (wife, has a child with Noah)

(253) 432-2012

(253) 858-0767

emails: jessicasamsen@hotmail.com

jessicasamsen@live.com

Michael Y Klestoff

Patrick N Supplee

Marc Charles Samsen

msamsen@msn.com

(253) 858-4880

Hannah M Samsen

Barbara I. Samsen

Born on October 26th, 1934

(253) 853-5694

Friends, family, business associates and current/previous roommates for Noah:

Brigitte Schmid

David Charles Conner

John A Hubbard

Madeline M Gyslerv

Jeanmarie E Tan

Anonymous 'Pasta[edit | edit source]

"Hello, Noah C Samsen. We are anonymous. We have been watching you. Your defending of one who has done wrong; your communistic views; your irresponsible nature. All of these things have caught our eye. With the posting of your latest propaganda video to YouTube, the extent of ones who believe you, your propagandaist nature has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that you should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of YouTube and for our own enjoyment. We shall proceed to expel you from the internet and systemically dismantle your ideology, your channel and all that has to do with your identity. We recognize you as a threat to the wellbeing of the internet, and we believe that we can truly destroy you. You will not prevail against us. Your choice of methods, your hypocrisy and the general uncreativity and artlessness of your videos have sounded their death knell. You have nowhere to hide because we are everywhere. You will find no recourse in attack, because for each of us that falls, ten more will take his place. Truly, Noah, I swear to you on this day that you shall face our judgement, our punishment for your crimes. We do not care for your followers, as they are but mindless sheep following the herd. But you, you shall face our judgement. Truly, on this day I swear to you that we shall wipe you off the face off the internet and make you pay for your crimes. We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us."

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