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Norwegian Soyjak
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 Norwegian Soyjak is a DEAD VARIANT
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| This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. Only (You) can revive it, soyteen. |
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| Norwegian Soyjak | |
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| Origin | Probably /soy/, First sighting /soy/ January 5th, 2021[1] |
| Booru Posts |  106 As of August 12, 2024 |
| Traced From | Donald Trump |
Norwegian Soyjak is a soyjak based on Donald Trump mocking a retarded reporter. It appears that the original intention was just about Trump, but it was later reappropriated by a Swede to mock Norwegians during the Soyvil War. His most notable features are his nipples, which are absent from most 'jaks and not present in the original trace.
History[edit | edit source]
Norwegian was born on April 14th 1980 in Bergen, Norway. He was born with Arthrogryposis, a rare disease which fucks up your arm and makes you disabled or something. As a result, he was heavily builled in school, mostly by Swedish immigrants. He recieved nicknames such as "nippelbög" which means nipple faggot in Swedish and "släthjärna" which means smooth brain in Swedish. This led to him having an intense hatred for Sweden and Swedes as he grew up, dreaming of starting a Holocaust against all Swedes. When he was 19 he got arm surgery and drove to a supermarket in Sweden and killed 22 Swedes, injuring 10 along the way. This got him into prison for 21 years (maxium amount of prison time in Norway) albeit the prison was very nice and it almost seemed like a hotel for millionares. The only Issue was Tyrone Ulfsson raping him in the shower while he kept dropping the soap due to his arm slightly dysfunctioning. After 21 years of prison ending, he got a loving wife and bought a house, unfortunately, his wife would keep getting harrased by a Swede who kept throwing poop at her every day. He kept argruing with the swede, calling him an "obsessed swedish faggot" while the swede called him "norwegian fail". This ended after almost one year of hating eachother, after the Swede felt bad and they eventually became friends.
