Nothing Ever Happens

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This term is usually associated with washed-up Chuds who are upset that TND still hasn't happened.

Nothing Ever Happens is a phrase commonly used on /pol/ and other boards in response to expected major "happenings" that turn out to be a nothingburger. It is the exact opposite of the phrase "It's Happening" which is commonly used on 4chan and Soyjak.party in anticipation for something exciting that is about to happen.

List of times when nothing ever happened

The Zone-sama Dox thread

During the events Operation 9/11, after Minus8 had a spreg and left the web, 'teens thought it was a good idea to go after Zone-Sama, a very popular Porn "artist", who is best known for making animations like look too similar to show that is being "parodied". Zone-Sama is also commonly miscredited for creating the Anhka Ride animation, which was originally created by the previously mentioned Minus8. During the thread, the only things 'teens were able to find were find were a name- that being Peter Murray Hill, country of origin- which was the UK, and that his grandfather was a notable actor, who likely would be disappointed in what his grandson was doing. But the thread was abandoned because as you all know, Nothing Ever Happens.

Goongate

This section is an excerpt from Goongate, or something

As of 3 December 2024, there have been no discernible consequences for those involved. The Goonclown was active on Roblox, so it's unlikely that he has been arrested or kicked out of the house. However after Ruben Sim and his friends reported Goonclown's account 1,179 times, Roblox finally decided that Goonclown was too much of a liability and banned him from the platform. It is more than likely that Roblox only banned him because he was rocking the boat too much, as they have let pedophiles such as MisterObvious (real name Julian Kurk) and Mah_Bucket (real name Andrew J Whicker) stay on the website for years. Mah_Bucket was also connected with Goonclown. Ella/Jean "Sodacat" Hollywood is still making tranny porn and openly embracing being a gooner on Twitter.He has also used his connections in the prostitute industry to get tranny prostitutes to get acting roles on Euphoria. F1NN5TER is still in contact with Jean "Sodacat" Hollywood and they regularly send each other pornography. He also defended Jean on stream, saying that the accusations raised against him are false and merely transphobia.