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Optimistic nihilism

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Optimistic nihilism is CHEESE-POSTING VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF ABEEDJAHANNAM!!!!!!!!!!!


>Healthy living? My life, my rules. Objective Morality? Moral values are subjective, chud! We're all gonna die anyway, it's not like anything matters is it?

>My life, my rules, my stayle, my atyidyude, you love me or hate me, i don't care, but don't play wid me

Science says you should stop worrying and just consume

Optimistic nihilism is the ethical guideline OBJECTIVE FACT every true soyjak follows. It is a bastardization of nihilism, using its message of life being ultimately meaningless to draw a conclusion that basically boils down to "but you have to follow our ideology anyways, be a hedonist consumer and don't you DARE be hecking bigoted" (which goes against everything nihilism stood for but just trust the fucking experts okay??). It is the basis of all soy, as it justifies every subsequent action like eating bugs or living in pods because who cares about owning things when you're just le happy.

In other words it's just absurdism but rephrased to sound like it's a modern concept.

Propaganda Peer reviewed sources[edit | edit source]

Ian McConnell - Important

Kurzgesagt's video <-- This channel is unironically funded by Bill Gates


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