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Are you sure that it's just getting started? Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that IT'S OVER.

To be researched: Archives for the soy vs cord campaigns, swedish norway war, and any other raid. Can (You) help us?

The complete main mural as of November 2023. See the construction Outdated timelapse (.
The state of the mural as of November 29th 2023. It will likely be shit up in a few days by some Indian microworkers from Fiverr. LONG LIVE THE SNARKS

Pixelplanet.fun, also known as The 'lanet, is a pixel art website similar to pixelcanvas.io, with the notable difference that there are no trannies and the cooldown isn't excruciatingly slow.

Overlay[edit | edit source]

  • Download the images below
  • Upload it to pixelplanet.fun and set appropriate coordinates

Keep in mind that the overlay has autocolor feature, meaning you don't have to bother picking the right color anymore.

You WILL restore the 'lanet to its former glory.

Quick Rundown[edit | edit source]

This is a quick rundown for those unfamiliar with the 'lanet.

  • Don't use bots unless you can get away with it. You probably can't and will get the coalie wiped by the jannies, so just don't, okay?
  • Hiring human help is legal. (according to some the oldfags) The reported prices are 0.5$ per 1k pixels and 5.5$ for an artwork of unknown size. There is a non-zero chance that this WILL be used against your work.
  • There is a timer mechanic that makes sure you don't chud everything up in 10 minutes. Every placed pixel will increase your times by a cooldown amount (usually 7 seconds). Once you reach the 1 minute mark you won't be able to place pixels anymore, which means you must wait. Virgin pixels(white and sea blue) cost 4 seconds, winning against the void in a minigame halves the cooldown.
  • The void is a minigame that appears every 2 hours at the 10-minute mark. The system will tell you the whereabouts of the objective in the chat a few minutes before you can play the minigame. You will either have to find it or wait until someone else finds it for you and posts it in the chat, like a selfish little fuck. The void is a growing circle that has to be slowed down by placing pixels in its way. The game ends either when the time runs out (win condition) or when the void reaches 100% of its size(lose condition). Winning halves your cooldown for 30 minutes, losing increases it twice for a short period. There's also supposedly a stalemate or something.

History and wars[edit | edit source]

On March 15, 2022, the first PixelPlanet thread was made, instructing all 'jakkers to build a 358*358 advertisement for the sharty. Notably, the ad in the original post was reused from the PixelCanvas thread, although it was never archived.

The thread was initially met with skepticism, but the artwork was quickly completed 5 days after the original thread was created.

After completing the ad, new projects were made: a sproke ad under the first one, completed after 2 days of construction, and a thrembos ad right to the first one, which is complete. Additionally, signage saying reddit is coal has also been completed.

One Planet user accused the party of botting and got a janny to roll back the "reddit is coal" panel, but the 'jakkers eventually rebuilt it over the next couple of weeks. More recently a vertical panel featuring a troonjak hanging from a soyjak's mouth was built.

Until November 2023 the main mural had been completely removed from the site by the jannies. However, on 14.11.2023, 'teens suddenly launched an operation to restore the Soyborea (along with many other coalies). As of 29.11.2023 the main coalie has been completed with two new additions: the Babyjak and the FNAC ad. However, shortly afterward, it began getting vandalized again. Unfortunately, interest in repairing the main coalie has seemingly died down significantly, so the future remains uncertain.

Restoration of the Soyborea[edit | edit source]

On November 14th, 2023, a thread with a call to restore the main mural has been created. The thread started with some enthusiasm since the teens just finished the Ukrainian coalie and were prepared for the next objective. However, curiously enough, there was one Chud that was VERY insistent that everyone uses bots because he was REALLY concerned over poor 'teens wasting their time on stupid shit. A few days later, one of the pixelcordian soldiers discovered a report thread by WTFBBQ that tried to frame the 'teens as botters, all while trying to vandalize the mural using bots. It has also been discovered that this very faggot has been crying to jannies that the mural should have been deleted for months on his alt. Was he the man behind the slaughter of the coalie all along?

A few notable things that happened:

  • Some infighting between the 'teens whether the zelligers trying to build their shit next to us should be holocausted. Apparently the Zellig Derangement Syndrome is very real, its causes are yet to be discovered.
  • One of the letters has been vandalized at least 2 times, with the jannies ignoring the report for both. A chud who's likely WTFBBQ himself[it just is, ok?] visited the thread boasting about how he wasted the 'teens time by simply buying a few pajeet slaves to place pixels, both of which he likely sodomized right after.

The restoration has been completed as of 29.11.2023. It will probably be shit up literally the next day, albeit.

Soy vs 'Cord campaign[edit | edit source]

Soy vs 'cord was a series of events where soyteens would target discord invites and replace them with soyjak.party. A very notable example was in middle of the nazi flag in 1732,-10943, which as of now is nuked due to chudzis botting.

Swedish-Norway War[edit | edit source]

Swedish-Norway was is an ongoing invasion where soyteens would paint norway blue and claim it as swedish territory.

Operations[edit | edit source]

Operations are trolling, vandalism projects in PixelPlanet. They differ from the art described elsewhere in the article, by being destructive instead of constructive.

Operation Swine Dive[edit | edit source]

Operation Swine Dive consists of replacing Ukraine with water pixels, defacing their Stepan Bandera pixel art, drawing Russian flags, and drawing Zs on the map. Hohols then cried to the jannies and they rolled it all back. IT'S OVER. However not all of it was rolled back, and the invasion of Ukraine influenced Russia's ongoing war with the 'Krainians, albeit it might be that the pixelplanetgoers thought we were Russians. You can also view this gemmy art at https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,6719,-9781,4 (pomf_archive).

conclusion: moderate 'sharty victory, ukranians called dem mooooooods and there is still pro-Russian art on the majority of their territory.

Operation Frog Genocide[edit | edit source]

In Operation Frog Genocide, 'teens targeted the KEKISTAN region. The first main target was the HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US Capture the Flag mural. Most notable among various instances of vandalism: they got Cobson onto the mural, ruined the flag, added a lot of "BBC" graffiti, many barely recognizable 'Queen of Spades' symbols, and "/QA/ WON" and "FROGNIGGERS LOST" graffiti. Shortly after they completed the Cobson, it was defaced with a bunch of coal, but still remained up. If anything, it was made a bigger win. After the Cobson was complete, the 'teens jakked up various aspects of Kekistan, most popularly replacing "kek" with "kuk" or "ack" and adding ropes to the frogs.

The next main target and biggest task was to replace the giant "KEKISTAN" with "KUKISTAN" which succeeded in less than 5 hours. This effectively renamed the region to KUKISTAN, marking this Operation as a big sharty win and a huge Frognigger loss.

At this point the owners of the region gave up on fixing it, so soyteen's moved their attention to the 2 BIG ass kekistan flags they have there: a normal one, and a more chuddy black sun one. and added a bunch of micro-'jaks all over the unprotected surface of the flag and changed the central symbol to black dicks and tranny flags.

Throughout the carnage, it wasn't uncommon to see vandalisms that remained for more than 3 days. It has become clear that how quickly the raid ends, depends not on the Kukistani's ferocity, or their defense capability. When it ends depends almost solely on the Sharty's eventual boredom of breaking the buck. As of writing, the Raid has endured for 5 days.

conclusion: decisive 'sharty victory, the frogs gave up after trying to fix the U in the large KUKISTAN lettering.

Operation Anglo genocide[edit | edit source]

similar to the above but with UK and the UK flag instead of the pepe colony. After it was discovered a ppf discord was using us, efforts died down. However it was still a minor sharty victory, as the UK is known to have very good defences and has barely ever been taken over. It was colonized for four days

Operation Furry Genocide/Operation Total Furfag Death[edit | edit source]

On the 3rd of March, 2024 a ongoing thread called 'teens to target a b*ykisser canvas. It was quickly chudded up; in the meanwhile, many moved to vandalizing the other furfag canvas. Some also started targetting nearby canvases

Battle of Soydinia

Operation Soydinia[edit | edit source]

On the 15 of May 2024 an assault was launched against a 'cord splinter group's base on the island of Sardinia, or "Soydinia".[1] A thread was made by "General Pengas" calling for the destruction of Soydinia and it's monuments. The main monuments being the advertisement of the 'cords link located in the middle of Soydinia and another in the island above it. Amidst the chaos of battle, a few fnfpedo's took advantage of the raid by sneakily stripping the Mymy monument of her clothes and drawing a Q on her forehead, with the Q representing paedophilia. The 'teen army was notified of their actions and was "ordered" to protect it from further desecration.[2] Some 'teens figured out early on that this was possibly a distraction and did not make sense for them to do[3], but in the fog of war many did not take heed. Subsequently this was the beginning of the end. The 'teens forces were scattered, some defending the newly built "soyjak.party/soy/" advertisement on enemy territory east of the Feraljak[4], some defending Mymy, and some destroying the 'cord advertisements. The fnfpedo's were raped and killed but the 'teens were too slow, and by this point it was confirmed that 'zellig/'cord infiltrators were in the thread and had successfully derailed/D&C'd the operation long enough for the full army of the 'cord splinter group to wake up and organize a defence, a defence in which could not be beaten. In the span of 30 minutes the 'cordfags used experimental nanobot's to quickly wipe out all attacks and repair all the damage done to their island, killing many 'teens in the process.[5][6]

Operation Soyvas[edit | edit source]

Signatures of the members of the CRF
The CRF. Pingas man included since he was an invaluable asset to the force

Operation Soyvas is a project to restore the coalie, which was so damaged that it was almost built from scratch. This is because the region's colonizers, the Clankers, hated it. So much so that they spent 6 months trying to erase it from existence. The CRF (Coallie Restoration Force) made a Clanker troon edit, and used it in the new coalie.

A few days into the project, the Flart bot net returned and briefly replaced every pixel placed with colors from an alternate template, and constructed certain pieces. This annoyed soyteens. The first thing he attempted to build was a portrait of Flart. Afterwards, he started building an alternate Flart themed coalie from the top left corner. Finally, he had a change of heart to rapidly assist the soyteens in their efforts with his bot net, and override the Flart template. Despite the rapid pace of his bot net, none of the construction pieces he built were ever completed, except maybe a HWABAG that was soon reverted. This is because of mods banning and rolling back. Eventually, Flart bot's owner apologized, because the bots were disrupting the soyteen's work and getting some of them caught in ban waves. The incidents caused a period of heat where mods closely monitored the coalie for botting. However, the affected 'teens quickly appealed their bans. Since then, botting has stopped, or at least blatant cases of such.[7]

On the 30th of June 2024 restoration of the coalies was completed to it's peak form. This 18 day operation wasted hundreds of soyteen hours that could have been used to post on the Sharty. The CRF is relieved however.[8] As of September of 2024, the Coalie has endured with minimal vandalism, BTFOing clankers. The mandatory login for all users, since the coalie's completion may have contrbuted to this victory.

Jannies and User Opinions[edit | edit source]

Due to many deep cover efforts by 'teens, the natives have a mostly positive opinion of the sharty. Some jannies do as well. The chuddiest janny has to be Manchukuo, who makes references to the sharty from time to time. Sallbet, one of the head moderators, is personally neutral. Domi, one of the tranny jannies, is indifferent but has made at least one reference. Shaddy is just a good janny and WILL help you. All the others have no idea what the sharty is, but we WILL indoctrinate them.

The Clankers[edit | edit source]

The Clankers are a group of Pixel Planet natives that arrived some time in 2022. Their main task is replacing the virgin sea pixels with a blue checkerboard pattern. As evidenced by gifs of the first coally's creation, they terraformed the area after the soyteens colonized the region.

They are the main griefers of the coally. They are so obsessed that they attempt to wipe the entire coalie, which is over 750 thousand pixels in size. The coally has been nearly wiped by them several times, prompting restoration. The efforts from the Clankers are often slow, taking several months before soyteens call for another restoration.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Citations[edit | edit source]

PixelPlanet is part of a series on
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Do we even know who this Snarky Snappy person is?

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