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Poop 2 is a discreted and debunked alt-right conspiracy theory[1][2] that claims a superior version of human feces called "Poop 2" exists, and many of the global elites are trying to hide its existence.

Poop 2 vs Poop[edit | edit source]

>Poop2? doesn't exist, take meds and eat the buggies incel.

Currently there isn't much known about poop 2 other than the fact that poop 2 has soul,[3] which makes it superior to original poop in many ways.

When Dr. Soyberg was asked about whether or not Poop 2 exists or not, he accidentally admitted that it exists[4], but he immediately took back his words which led many chuds into believing that the (((Big Sproke))) paid him to be silent.

Oslo Poop Treaties and Poop 3[edit | edit source]

A Soyjak working for the CIA was censored for violating the Oslo Poop Treaties when discussing the possibility of PEEPEEPOOPOO or POOP3.[5]

Poop 4[edit | edit source]

"I know not with what substance poop 3 will be made of, but poop 4 will be made of sticks and stones".

- Albert Einstein

Citations[edit | edit source]

  1. ↑ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/does-poop-2-really-exist/
  2. ↑ https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2021/jul/13/tweets/whats-up-with-poop-2-/
  3. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4729390/#4729499
  4. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4729390/
  5. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4729652/

See also[edit | edit source]

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