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The Cult of Chood, also known simply as Choodists were a meta-soylitical, occultist movement with a meta-groupist structure that arose on the sharty sometime after Froot's purchase of the site and subsequent reign of the Soyumvirate. It was created by a soyteen known as Histrion. They were dedicated to the praise and worship of Dr. E, otherwise known by his more well-known pseudonym Chood during his 4 hour reign over the sharty. They were monotheistic in nature, and discouraged the outright praise of any other admin besides Chood. Choodists were highly superstitious, believing the most intensely in Poopson and Admin 6 per capita.

The Cult developed its own terminology, such as nicknaming Admin 6 “the Nigger”, and “HWASUIOGTON,” which may mean “He Will Always Save Us In Our Greatest Time Of Need,” but this is unconfirmed.