Pre-soystory

This is for all events that happened on September 19th, 2020 or before. For events that took place after September 19th, 2020, see Soyjak.party/Happenings

First 20 minutes

• 0 seconds - The big bang happens

41st century

• 4000 BC - The first aryan settlement appeared in what is now Iran Sweden.

11th Century

• Soybeans are domesticated in China.

1740s

1740

• The first soybeans are possibly planted in Europe, more specifically France.

1880s

1883

July '83

• July 29 - Benito Mussolini is born in Italy

1889

April '89

• April 20 - Adolf Hitler is born.

1900s

1908

• Soybeans gain worldwide recognition.

July '08

• July 26 - The Federal Bureau of Investigations is formed.

1920s

1922

March '22

• March 3 - Semen Hitler was born in Orynyn, Podolia Governorate, Ukrainian SSR.

1930s

1937

April '37

• April 28 - Birth of Saddam Hussein

1938

March '38

• March 30 - Birth of Klaus Schwab

1940s

1940

December '40

• Anthony Fauci is born in this world, free of the original sin (Easily preventable diseases).

1942

May '42

• May 22 - Ted Kaczynski is born.

July '42

• July 3 - Semen Hitler is killed in the battle for Sevastopol.

November '42

• November 20 - Joe Biden is born.

1945

April '45

• April 28 - Benito Mussolini gets shot and then hung upside down at a gas station in Milan, Italy.
• April 30 - Adolf Hitler transitions into becoming white (Argentinian.)

August '45

• August 8 - Prue (real name: Thomas Victor O'Carroll) is born.

1946

June '46

• June 14 - Donald Trump is born.

1947

September '47

• September 18 - The Central Intelligence Agency is formed.

1949

December '49

• December 13 - Mossad is formed

1950s

1953

January '53

• January 20 - Jeffery Epstein is born.

1956

March '56

• March 24 - Steve Ballmer is born in Detroit, Michigan.

1957

March '57

• March 10 - Osama bin Laden is born.

1960s

1960

August '60

• August 4 - Barack Obama is born.

1964

April '64

• April 6 - Tim Walz is born.
• April 22 - Joeysworldtour is born.

October '64

• October 20 - Kamala Harris is born.

1968

July '68

• July 6 - GeoTerra (real name: Jackie Wayne Rhodes) is born.

1969

June '69

• June 10 - Svante Thunberg is born in Sweden.

December '69

• December 15 - Terry Davis is born.

1970s

1971

June '71

• June 24 - satoko_houjou_fan is born.

1973

April '73

• April 19 - Soylent Green is released in theaters.

October '73

• October 14 - George Floyd is born.

1974

July '94

• July 24 - Boogie2988 is born.

1975

May '75

• Stephen King releases a short story known as The Lawnmower Man the May 1975 issue of Cavalier.

1976

November '76

• November 16 - Hiroyuki Nishimura is born.

1977

June '77

• June 8 - Kanye West is born in Atlanta, Georgia.

1980s

1980

January '80

• January 1 - Anton Maximov Is born in the Russian SFSR.

July '80

• July 10 - James Rolfe is born.

1982

February '82

• February 24 - Chris Chan is Born in Charlottesville, Virginia

March '82

• March 6 - Avencherus is born.

April '82

• April 6 - DarkSydePhil is born in Connecticut.

September '82

• September 19 - Some nerd posted the first emoticon ever, ":-)" on his university system.

1983

February '83

• February 2 - Jay Louis Irwin is born.

March '83

• March 2 - Adam Conover ruins everything by being born into this world.

1984

August '84

• August 2 - J.D. Vance is born in Middletown, Ohio.
• August 31 - C.H.U.D (short for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers) is released in theaters.

1985

November '85

• November 20 - Windows 1.0 is first released to the public, bundled with MS Paint.

1986

October '86

• October 9 - Karl Alexander Folk is born.

1987

May '87

• May 22 - Ronnie McNutt is born.

1988

March '88

• March 18 - Maddy Thorsen is born.

June '88

• June 30 - Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov is born in Bologoje, Russian SFSR.

August '88

• IRC is first invented in Oulu, Finland by Jarkko Oikarinen.

1989

June '89

• June 28 - Markiplier (real name: Mark Edward Fischbach) is born.

September '89

• September 27 - C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud is released in theaters.

1990s

1990

April '90

• April 2 - Alyssa Mercante is born.

July '90

• July 30 - [[[The Amazing Digital Circus#CAINE|Alex Rochon]] is born.

1991

• Date unknown - Doll is born.
• Date unknown - Julia Graber is born.

January '91

• January 21 - Birth of Tefal Rabinowitz.

February '91

• February 23 - Birth of Tiffany C. Liao.

1992

March '92

• March 6 - The Lawnmower Man is released in theaters.

December '92

• December 9 - Joshua Conner Moon is born into the world without a father, or too many according to some sources.

1993

July '93

• July 23 - Rev says desu (real name: Louis Scott Testone Jr.) is born.

September '93

• September 3 - 4lung is born.

1994

March '94

• March 21 - Studio Massa (real name: Sam Tollenaar) is born in the Netherlands.

1995

January '95

• January 8 - Lee Goldson is born in Ontario, Canada.

March '95

• March 12 - Tamers12345 is born.

June '95

• June 17 - Michael James Kovach is born.

1996

January '96

• Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace is released in theaters.

April '96

• April 18 - Nux Taku (real name: Tanner Nanfito) is born.
• April 30 - Jocat (real name: Joseph Catalanello) is born.

1997

May '97

• May 12 - Ruben Sim (real name: Benjamin Robert Simon) is born.
• May 14 - Pyrocynical (real name: Niall Anthony Murphy) is born.

September '97

• September 15 - Birth of Illymations

November '97

• November 4 - Birth of Noah Samsen.

December '97

• December 29 - Breadpanes is born.

1998

July '98

• July 10 - Anise ASMR (real name: Ramani A. Menjugas) is born.

1999

January '99

• January 15 - Deva Dasa Craig

March '99

• March 27 - 'gatorfag sl33p is born

April '99

• April 14 - DarlingStrawB (real name: Alexis Hatt) is born.

November '99

• November 16 - SomethingAwful is founded by Lowtax

2000s

2000

April '00

• April 21 - F1nnst5r (real name: Jude E. Howarth) is born in England.

May '00

• May 26 - Yegi (real name: Hwang Ye-ji) is born in South Korea.

2001

September '01

• September 11 - Noahmusic2009 along with Osama bin Laden cause two plains to crash into the Twin towers, killing thousands.

2002

May '02

• May 13 - Giggly Goonclown is born, probably crying because Discord wasn't invented yet to groom minors on.

July '02

• Angeleno is born in California.

August '02

• August 16 - Turkey Tom (real name: Thomas Hanson) is born.

October '02

• October 13 - The Sopranos releases the 5th episode of their 4th season; Pie-O-My, containing a shot of Tony Soprano which would later go on to become the Tony Soprano Soyjak

2003

• Kuz states that he learned how to program and set up servers in this year.

October '03

• October 1 - Moot Announces the creation of 4chan (the direct opposite of the SomethingAwful forums, no account/payment needed) on the SomethingAwful forums because he didn’t like lowtax's jewish policies or something.

2004

January '04

• January 28 - Birth of Chudraj Cobsingh in Trinidad and Tobago.

March '04

• March 16 - Bluefolf also known as Jaden Robert Schick, is born.

December '04

• December 10 - Encyclopedia Dramatica goes online for the first time.

2005

February '05

• February 14 - YouTube is founded by Steve Chen, Chad Hurley, and Jawed Karim.
• February 18 - Justin Leznik is born in Studio City, California.

March '05

• March 14 - Kuz creates 9channel.

April '05

• April 20 - 420chan is created by Aubrey Cottle

December '05

• December 7 - KolymaNET is first created.

2006

• Noah Martin starts his 10 sliders a day diet at White Castle.

March '06

• March 21 - Creation of Xitter.

May '06

• May 22 - Birth of FallenChungus (real name: Francis Joseph Benditt IV)

June '06

• June 13 - LeadPipe_Images (real name: Brayden Coleman) is born.

December '06

• December 1 - Birth of princessparkles
• December 10 - Joel is born.

2007

July '07

• July 31 - Noah Samsen creates "his" YouTube channel.

August '07

• August 9 - Bu5t (real name: Connor L. Howard) is born.

October '07

• October 26 - Chris Chan is discovered by online forums.

2008

November '08

• November 4 - Barack Obama is elected as President of the United States.
• November 19 - Hamas 2 is born.

2009

April '09

• Uboachan is created.

October '09

• An account for 9channel was created.

2010s

2010

April '10

• April 26 - The very first documented appearance of the wojak appears on Krautchan.

2011

May '11

• May 2 - Osama bin Laden gets ACK'd by the Seal Team 6.

2012

January '12

• January 5 - First ever appearance of the Hipster Wojak as determined by the UNIX timestamp, the original post is lost.
• January 10 - First appearance of the Hipster Wojak, although the image is broken.

February '12

• February 20 - Lee Goldson makes his first ever documented post on /mlp/ calling out their childish mentality.

October '12

• October 10 - First ever unbroken image of the Hipster Wojak is spotted on 4chan's /mu/ board.

2013

January '13

• Soylent Meal Replacement is conceived of by Rob Rhinehart, and he experiments with its recipe for 30 days. The product of this experimentation gets marketed, soon afterwards.

February '13

• February 4 - KiwiFarms goes public for the first time.

June '13

• June 4 - Rapeson Jules is shot to death by Christopher Butler in Nassau.

September '13

• September 1 - Illymations creates her youtube account.

2015

January '15

• January 23 - /qa/ Is created as a temporary board.

May '15

• May 13 - Discord is first released.

September '15

• September 8 - Bunkerchan is founded.
• September 21 - Moot transfers ownership of 4chan to Hiroyuki Nishimura.

December '15

• December 18 - The very first appearance of the term "Nu-Male" appears on 4chan's /pol/ board.

2016

• Bernd Schmidt sets the world record for the widest mouth.

April '16

• April 11 - First sighting of the DnBjak

November '16

• November 8 - Donald Trump is elected President of the United States of America.

2017

October '17

• October 11 - Kuz makes a post about Kolyma and 9chan being shut down on October 15th.
• October 15 - KolymaNET and 9chan undergo a shutdown.
• October 24 - A rudimentary NAS drawing describing numales is first posted to /pol/

November '17

• November 19 - The first recorded appearance of the soylent wojak, argued to be the first soyjak.

December '17

• December 11 - First appearance of nujak on 4chan, a possible canidate for the first ever soyjak.
• December 18 - Kuz announces that 9Channel will be shut down on December 22nd.
• December 22 - 9Channel is shut down due to legal requests.
• December 30 - soyak.png is first posted on /int/ by The Swede, considered by some to be the first ever soyjak and the first ever classical soyjak by many

2018

• Noah Martin is inducted into the White Castle Cravers hall of fame.

January '18

• January 1 - the very first soyquote ever recorded.
• January 15 - Illymation releases her first video ever on her YouTube channel.

March '18

• March 23 - A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak first appears on 4Chan's /tv/ board.

August '18

• August 11 - Terry Davis dies after being hit by a train

2019

April '19

• April 26, Captain America lifts thor's hammer, and Soy boys around the world rejoice. Truly a day to never forget.

August '19

• August 10 - Jeffery Epstein gets murdered.

October '19

• October 10 - First ever appearance of the Tony Soprano Soyjak on /tv/.

November '19

• November 9 - First known appearance of the Markiplier soyjak on /int/.

2020

January '20

• January 11 - Doctos first appears on 4chan.
• January 29 - Eariest known appearance of Gapejak on 4chan.

April '20

• April 15 - First known appearance of Feraljak on 4chan.

May '20

• May 1 - First ever appearance of Two Pointing Soyjaks on /qa/.
• May 25 - Death of George Floyd at the hands of Derek Chauvin.

August '20

• August 9 - First appearance of Bernd in soyjak form.
• August 30 - First ever appearance of Chudjak on leftypol