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Roblox Raiding
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Roblox Raiding is an up-and-coming form of raiding inspired by the success of Jackbox Raiding. It hasn’t been around long, though.
How to Chud It Up in Roblox[edit | edit source]
A guide for confused 'teens who don't know how to CIU roblox streams.
Names (optional, because it can get you banned easily):[edit | edit source]
(Set your age to be 13+)
This part will teach you how to CIU streamers simply by name, which is very effective against streamers. Simply type out something like "nigger", (obviously jewblox won't allow you to have this name because it's racist) and remove the characters one by one until nublox says it's ok, for me it was "nig", then add a "_" and the rest which would be "ger" (remember to add some random numbers if it's taken)
If it still blocks the username (because it's racist) use your creativity and see where it works. People also like to use "z"s to bypass. Basically, before the "_", add a random character, like "a", but this could also be after, like "nia_gger132", and it will most likely work. If it still doesn't work, just multiply a letter by 5 or something like "niiiiiiiihker"
And since Roblox is full of trannies, sometimes the filter goes down and everyone can choose any name they like (or just one word in particular gets uncensored). This is usually because trannies want to be able to express how much of a pedophile they are by having usernames like "ILoveCP" or "BBC_CockSucker" or something (usual tranny behaviour). In that case make as many accounts as you can.
Examples:[edit | edit source]
jigabl_oo
bean_ler1
JohnzySinsBBC an actual name btw, etc.
CHECKLIST TO AVOID COALLY RAIDS[edit | edit source]
If you're going to raid somewhere, and want your raid to actually accomplish something, you'll generally need a bit more than just a link to the place you're going to raid and a request for personal army members. Here's a guide explaining the bare minimum standards to host a raid that isn't shit:
As a host:
- A rally place. This needs to have admin commands you can teleport people into the raid target place, and preferably somewhere for raiders to line up/sit so you can get a decent estimate of how many raiders you'll have.
- For the love of all that is holy, please make sure the admin script is something you are familiar with.
- A planned place to raid, selected ahead of time. Taking too long to find one will lead to raiders leaving before the raid starts out of boredom. If you need to, try using the Scouting Method described below; this will need an additional soyteen to
- Make sure the place has the following characteristics:
- Custom (platform-wide) avatars enabled. If you're forced into a morph, then it'll prevent 'teens from displaying the gems they're wearing.
- A populated server to troll. The more possible witnesses to the chudding, the better. However, don't overshoot and go for a highly populated game, or 'teens may be split into multiple servers, especially if the host doesn't have them friended. Ideally, look for something with a server that has 15 spare player slots, minimum
- Global chat is a must. Bubble chat only places are vantablack niggerstone.
- Optional but highly recommended things to look for when scouting raid targets (the more the better):
- Weapons of some kind. This will allow raiding parties to enact TND ingame.
- Drawing & building tools, for drawing/building gems
- Try to avoid military shit, as there's either no weapons to raid with for visitors if it's a roleplay group without pissing robux down the drain, or if the place is owned by a war clan, both sides will have weapons; but the average 'teen raiding party does not have the manpower, skill, or coordination to consistently pull off raids on clannies, who either spend around 26 hours per day practicing with what's basically a glorified laser tag gun system called RCL (or its 4239076234 reskins that just change the gun model, GUI, and stats), or use cheats.
- Milsim groups exist too, but their forts are brimstone walking simulators. Also on the same level of shittiness are WW2 groups, who not only are allergic to giving non-paying raiders anything better than a shitty bolt action gun, but they also tend to prefer using the worst gun scripts on ROBLOX.
- Sword forts are probably a slightly better choice if you really want to raid clannies, because of the much lower skill ceiling. But they're also really fucking boring, due to all of them having only one weapon and basically the same map layout.
As a raider:
- Wear an outfit incorporating several gems/sharty references so fellow raiders can identify you. REMEMBER THAT T-SHIRT UPLOADING IS FREE. If you have spare robux (at least 100, the price floor changes all the fucking time), then you can maybe buy one of the 'jaks uploaded by 'teens on the catalog because public UGC is the gem that'll save ROBLOX by eventually giving the (((executives))) turning ROBLOX into a sovlless corporate hellscape a reality check when every DMCA-loving corporation files lawsuits at the same time which would be heckin wholesome 100 when troons complain about UGC being heavily restricted again so they can't spam the catalog with pride flag recolors of shitty meshes
- Also make sure to stockpile spare alternate accounts, preferably ones already dressed in gemmy outfits.
- Ban evading (either just individual game bans, or your account itself being banned) is
comically easy on roblox - account creation just requires a username and password, and unless you do something seriously fucked up, the worst bans you'll get are individual account deletions, which can be evaded in minutes via logging into another account.Not anymore, no fun allowed, ROBLOX now has alt detection
- Ban evading (either just individual game bans, or your account itself being banned) is
TL;DR because wordswordswords: Make sure your host isn't retarded and knows how to find a place with any kind of raiding potential (enough activity to justify rallying raiders, global chat, and weapons/build tools/drawing tools for chudding it up), and make sure to bring alts just in case you need them.
Scouting Method[edit | edit source]
An alternative method for launching raids if you don't have a place in mind before the raid starts could be having a 'teen volunteer to scout for raidable places, who will not be in the rally place but instead actively searching for games with chuddability potential (pre-existing activity, global chat, and weapons/building tools/drawing tools) while the rest of the raiding party stays in the rally place while waiting for more 'teens and a place to raid. Once the scout finds a suitable place, he'll then need to send the link to the raid's leader (usually in the thread) and then it'll be a matter of using :place <ID of scouted target place> and suddenly a raiding force of Soyteens will appear in the server after the scout determines that it's a good target to raid.
It's like a russian matryoshka doll, except instead of more dolls it's an entire Soyteen raiding party.
Groups[edit | edit source]
Several groups were established in Roblox for ‘teens who wish to raid (even doe you could just join CaptainCoaly via user page to not have to deal with random shit nobody cares about roblox groups that get you 'nished). These groups are:
ChudBlox- Lockedsoyjak.party- LockedSoyjak Incorporated- Locked- 27th Cobson Division - Invite only, also probably dead since its last sign of activity was from 2022
- Soyteens - Only alive group at the moment
soyjakparty-Request based; may take a bit before you're accepted in.Locked- 115th Cobson Division - mainly inactive, best known for cobsontalks being in the group
Rally games[edit | edit source]
https://www.roblox.com/games/14741863671/soyjak-center - Up, owned by deformedcolorjak. Outdated and sparse (even THOUGH it's da original game or however the 'blox is raided).
https://www.roblox.com/games/14742294622/Soy-Meeting - Up, owned by Ghoot. Outdated and made by a wannabe tranitor.
https://www.roblox.com/games/15270948648/soyjak-party-Bunker - Up, owned by a good builder. VERY high effort, use this one, the others are just backups at this point.
https://www.roblox.com/games/15267171060/Soyjak-Party-Bunker - Up, owned by chrom. High effort.
https://www.roblox.com/games/15198928254/soyjak-party-bunker - Up, owned by Hepegagagood. Low effort, use this if you have no better options.
Controversies[edit | edit source]
On December 19, a 'teen was banned, possibly on their main account, from Roblox. There was also supposedly robux on that account.[1] The ban length remains unknown, as it was not included in the screenshot. This incident highlights the danger of raiding Roblox, as many 'teens have roblox accounts and WILL raid on their mains.
Roblox has also been criticized for a lack of quality reactions and chuddability. The first Roblox raid thread created only one clip.. in 9 hours.[2] Later dedicated threads failed to produce any notable gems of the same quality as Jackbox, or even any twitch bans.
On November 27, 2022, soyjak.party tried to raid a streamer's Discord server belonging to a few zoomers playing Bee Swarm Simulator. But to their own shock, the zoomers chudded up their OWN stream by discussing gay porn and showing scat porn on stream, while also doxing themselves at the same time by streaming their own Facebook profile.[3] They were eventually banned. Whether this remains a sharty win or fail is up for debate.
Editor's Note: Pretty sure this is innacurate, though. the soyteen specified he was playing UNO or something and got pissed off so he started being a pissbaby chudcel, it could also be fabricated becuase most of the words wouldn't get through the filter aswell.
On July 12, Some Roblox scammer made a video on free robux that had a site in it for kids to go on there for robux, but at the time, Pro map trolls spams 'p all over the thread including the robux threads, which other places like Rdrama.net and lolcow.farm to call us pedos. There's also rumors of several 'teens trying to email a roblox Youtuber named KonekoKitten. A Pansexualtroon dated a tranny a couple years back. This could mean death to the sharty if he responds to le Emails...
nvm xe got doxed and is a pedotroon geg
Logistical and manpower issues[edit | edit source]
Roblox raiding began in a very unfortunate time for raiding, soyschool had drained a lot of the 'eens numbers and the idea of Roblox Raids created a schism between soyteens who supported Jackbox Raids and Roblox Raids, many soyteens simply didn't know how to properly CIU or even enter the platform causing further issues.
Somehow 'teens managed to carry on even with these issues and managed to keep things stable for around 3 threads, and it was suggested by many soyteens to only host threads on weekends due to low numbers which helped against the soyschool problem.
Even worse, soyteens faced spam by dotspammers and demoralization shills which eventually caused it's rather sharp decline as teens were insanely demoralized.
Today, Roblox raiding has been heavily incorporated into Jackbox Raids themselves, as Jackbox threads were revived due to winter break.
Roblox Trolling Methods (besides the really obvious ones)[edit | edit source]
- Call people poor, especially if they have way too much shit on their avatar.
- Insult rogangster niggers
- Call slenders (those faggots with really tall avatars and ronigger-like garb) poor or accuse them of stealing their mom's credit card
- Or ask them if their dad is back with milk
- Ask people with female looking avatars if they're trans
- Ask people with coomer avatars (you'll know them when you see them) how old their partner is
- Accuse people wearing "classic" avatars of being PG'd (they probably are; most real oldfags don't wear stereotypical "old roblox according to newfag youtuber" outfits)
- If you see someone wearing some military group's uniform, tell them that their clan will die in a few months
- Accuse people wearing overhyped overpriced limiteds (dominuses, valks, domino crowns, sparkle time X, workclock shades, etc) of wearing fake ones. Guaranteed chimpout if they're wearing the real thing.
- You can also say positive things about public UGC around them. Guaranteed rage.
Specific games to raid[edit | edit source]
- Gang games (Criminality, Da Hood, The Streets)
The September 10th Raid[edit | edit source]
Main article: September 10th Roblox Raid
On September 10, 2023, over 40 Soyteens dressed in a gem outfit raided Roblox. Initially, they raided some drawing games and Da Hood until a new thread was made, which exploded in popularity. The 'teens initially raided Rate My Avatar using decals from the "SoyjakPartyArchive" Roblox account, before moving onto the Soy Meeting game to regroup. The 'teens then moved onto Club Iris, which had an age limit and thus led to a bunch of 'teens splintering off. Among the 'teens who were unable to get in was the Mymy avatar named "SheWillAlwaysBeAGem", who led an exodus of splinter 'teens to Zeppelin Wars, taking about half of the raiding base.
The main group however continued on nonetheless, raiding Da Hood which led to a moderately successful raid until the 'teens encountered Captain Coal in-game, after which the 'teens became aimless and just began killing each other. When the 'teens regrouped, the splinter agreed to return under the leadership of SheWillAlwaysBeAGem, which led to the main guy leading the raid to troon out as Captain Coal, Mymy, and (briefly) Soot who had briefly joined refused to change their outfits after which he eventually conceded.
The 'teens went on to raid their Magnum Opus, Frappe. 'Teens bombarded the game, asking for Soylent, for BBC, for BWC, whilst Mymy asked for Stroopwaffels. Several Frappe Medium Ranks joined, saw what was going on, and left immediately. The moderators of Frappe were informed and a horde of Supervisors, Staff Managers, and the "Vice President" joined and banned all the 'teens. At this point, the guy behind the SoyjakPartyArchive account left the raid whilst the 'teens went onto raid a church game. A key player in this raid was a Roblox user known by 07b64feec0bd47c1 and 07b64feec0bd47c1_1. They were the original suggester of the gem outfit and the suggester of the Frappe and Club Iris games.
As of writing, the raid is ongoing.[4] Raid died after teens' joined Nation Rising Simulator which led to several teens leaving of boredom and splintering off to Airship Assault which died after the thread got ACKED
'chiving[edit | edit source]
Currently, T90Enjoyer is the only 'teen known to record raids but because she is a selfish little fuck and lazy she hasn't uploaded all of them to MEGA.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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gem drawing raid in roblox
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Heckin' epic group photo
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'teens form a Buddhist peace symbol
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'teens form a bigger Buddhist peace symbol
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Amazing art in roblox