GETs

GETs are the gem that saved the 'party!

Out of the coal came forth sweetness.

OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!! FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW I <3 LESBIAN HENTAI OF TWO DUDES DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SUDE

GETs and the heists performed to steal them are Gemeralds.

>Check these dubs!

A GET is a post that features an uncommon pattern of repeating digits in its ID.

Notable GETs include posts where the ID is a single, repeating digit, and powers of ten. Sequential GETs, such as 1234, 12345, 123456, 123457, etc. are also worth looking out for.

Use the https://getwatcher.net/ website to see when the next GET is coming. DO notify the party about it if it's close enough to start a heist operation. If you see any board that's less than 100 posts away from its next GET, then notify the sharty IMMEDIATELY.

Types of GET

X denotes identical digits present in a post number. The more repeating digits, the more significant the GET is considered.

Sequence	Name
XX	Dubs
XXX	Trips
XXXX	Quads
XXXXX	Quints
XXXXXX	Hexes
XXXXXXX	Septs
XXXXXXXX	Octs
XXXXXXXXX	Nints
XXXXXXXXXX	Decs

there are also "special gets" , otherwise boring post numbers turned into gems by the KHAN himself (or one of the jannies)

Natural vs Artificial GETs

A natural GET is a GET that is obtained accidentally, without the poster being aware that their post was likely to be a GET. By contrast, an artificial GET (also known as a scripted GET) is a GET that was obtained on purpose by way of the poster carefully timing when they post in order to increase their chances of obtaining a GET. While it is often impossible to tell for certain whether a GET is natural or artificial, a surefire way to identify an artificial GET post is if it references GETs and/or the digits it expects to have. GETs are more likely to be identified as natural if their content is informal and they look to be unscripted and unexpecting of receiving much attention.

Saging for post count manipulation

Sometimes, when a major GET is approaching, some Anons sage posts far back in the catalog in order to subtly raise the post count, hampering users' ability to monitor the current post number. This method can be used either to procure an artificial GET, or to prevent other users from doing so, thereby increasing the likelihood of an oblivious user's unplanned post obtaining the coveted digits.

This method does not reliably work if the board's catalog has a sorting option that shows posts based on when they were last replied to instead of when they were bumped, which can render this tactic meaningless. It will still throw off GET seekers that sort by bump order and not last reply, though.

Scripts

You can use this script, along with 4chan X, to script any GET you wish: CLICK EXPAND ON THE FAR RIGHT SIDE TODO: Someone explain how to use this script; I'm too retarded to understand it

// ==UserScript==
// @name 4chan GETter
// @description Script to help you get repeating digits. Loosely based on mGET. Requires 4chan X.
// @author Xyl
// @match *://*.4chan.org/*
// @match *://*.4channel.org/*
// @grant GM_xmlhttpRequest
// @connect sys.4chan.org
// @version 1.2.1
// @namespace https://xyllon.com
// ==/UserScript==

let latestPostNumber = -1;
const board = location.pathname.match(/\/[^\/]+\//)[0];
let games = (board == "/v/" || board == "/vg/" || board == "/vr/");

if (document.getElementById("qr")) inject();
document.addEventListener('QRDialogCreation', (e) => inject());

function inject() {
    let dubs = (games) ? "" : "<option value=\"dubs\">Dubs</option>";
    document.querySelector('#qr .move').insertAdjacentHTML("afterend", `
    <div class="getscript" style="padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px;">Last Post #<span id="postnumber" style="visibility: hidden"></span>
    <div style="float: right; margin-right: 15px;">
    <input type="number" name="offset" value="1" style="margin-right: -3px; width: 5ch; height: 16px; padding: 0px !important; -moz-appearance:textfield;" id="offset" title="When to post (a value of 1 with a target post of 99 will post at 98, a value of 2 will post at 97, etc.)">
    <select data-name="digits" id="digits" title="Select the numbers you want">
    <option value="none">Select GET</option>` + dubs + `
    <option value="trips">Trips</option>
    <option value="quads">Quads</option>
    <option value="quints">Quints</option>
    <option value="sexts">Sexts</option>
    <option value="septs">Septs</option>
    <option value="octs">Octs</option>
    <option value="nons">Nons</option>
    <option value="decs">Decs</option>
    </select></div></div>`);
    approxLatestPostNumber();
}

function checkForGET () {
    window.target = latestPostNumber + parseInt(document.getElementById('offset').value);
    switch(document.getElementById("digits").value) {
        case "":
            break;
        case "dubs":
            return /(\d)\1{1,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "trips":
            return /(\d)\1{2,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "quads":
            return /(\d)\1{3,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "quints":
            return /(\d)\1{4,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "sexts":
            return /(\d)\1{5,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "septs":
            return /(\d)\1{6,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "octs":
            return /(\d)\1{7,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "nons":
            return /(\d)\1{8,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "decs":
            return /(\d)\1{9,}$/.test(target);
            break;
    }
}

function approxLatestPostNumber() {
    fetch("https://a.4cdn.org" + board + "1.json").then(response => response.json()).then(json => {
        let threadFound = false;
        let thread = 0;
        while (!threadFound) {
            if (json.threads[thread].posts[0].closed == 1 || json.threads[thread].posts[0].sticky == 1) thread++;
            else threadFound = true;
        }
        latestPostNumber = json.threads[thread].posts.slice(-1)[0].no;
        document.getElementById("postnumber").textContent = latestPostNumber;
updatePostNumber();
    });
}

function updatePostNumber() {
    GM_xmlhttpRequest({
        url: ("https://sys.4chan.org" + board + "imgboard.php?res=" + (latestPostNumber + 1)),
        method: "HEAD",
        onload: response => {
if (response.status == 200) {
latestPostNumber++;
} else if (games && /(([1-9])\2|[^0]0{2,2})$/.test(latestPostNumber + 1)) {
if (/[^9]99$/.test(latestPostNumber + 1)) latestPostNumber += 2;
else latestPostNumber++;
}
if (checkForGET()) {
document.querySelector("#file-n-submit input:last-child").click();
document.getElementById("digits").value = "none";
}
document.getElementById("postnumber").style.visibility = "visible";
document.getElementById("postnumber").textContent = latestPostNumber;
updatePostNumber();
        }
    });
}

GETs on /soy/

PRE 1000 GETs

Credits to the schizo who found these while datamining the archive (actually it was me i just wanted to add these without looking like a faggot or something).

The First Two Posts

Unknown, but according to some eyewitnesses on the party, the very first post was made by Soot simply saying "test", and the second post also being from Soot simply saying "welcome".

3 GET

Post no. 3 was obtained on September 20, 2020, The FIRST ever recorded GET on /soy/.

>Flood detected; Post discarded.

22 and 55 GETs

Posts no. 22 and 55 was obtained on September 20, 2020, GET 22 and 55 were obtained in the same thread.

>chino on the front page!

400 GET

Post no. 400 was obtained on September 21, 2020, was posted in the same thread where GETs 22 and 55 were obtained

500 GET

Post no. 500 was obtained on September 21, 2020, Notable for being the first recorded GET to have generated seethe.

>kissu.moe/qa/

555 GET

Post no. 555 was obtained on September 21, 2020.

600 GET

Post no. 600 was obtained on September 21, 2020.

666 GET

Post no. 666 was obtained on September 21, 2020.

700 GET

Post no. 700 was obtained on September 22, 2020.

777 GET

Post no. 777 was obtained on September 22, 2020. Image is also possibly a Lost Media Soyjak (Thumbnails dont count). nvm found it

>dead site, fuck soyposters

PRE 100000 GETs

3300 GET

Post no. 3300 was obtained on October 1st, 2020.

It's a great time on the animenet.

3333 GET

Post no. 3333 was obtained on October 1st, 2020.

>Hang yourself wojakspamming twitter immigrant

4500 GET

Post no. 4500 was obtained on October 12, 2020.

YOUR REDDIT GOLD SIR

20000 GET

Post no. 20000

30000 GET

Post no. 30000

33333 GET

Post no. 33333>no posts since yesterday even doe I just posted

39999 GET

Post no. 39999

40000 GET

Post no. 40000

70000 GET

Post no. 70000 was obtained on April 12, 2021.

simply calling him a fag wouldnt get this gem of a response tho

77777 GET

Post no. 77777 was obtained on April 29, 2021 by a Chud who reacted negatively to an image of a warped Wholesome Soyjak. It received 204 replies, and is notable for being the casus belli for the Soyvil War.

Stop posting this awful soy

88888 GET

Post no. 88888 was an image of Jacobson, a deformed baby soyjak. It is notable for being the next set of quints after 77777, which was a Norwegian win; this post, however, was seen as a Swedish win.

>>88888
WE POGGERS NAO

99999 and 100000 GETs

Both GETs were obtained on /soy/ on June 2, 2021.

Post no. 99999 featured a picture of Gawr Gura.

It should be noted that /holo/ used to be a (very short-lived) board,

Due to the June 8, 2021 hacking incident, this thread was resurrected after Soot restored the backup. The two versions diverge from post no. 100839 onwards.

FUCK NIGGERS

Post no. 100000 featured a picture of Cirno, with no commentary. Reactions were more lukewarm. One poster commented:

completely accidental GET, typical of cirnofails.

Cirno is associated with the number 9, and losing the 99999 GET by one post is extremely fitting for her canonical reputation as a mentally retarded character. This thread was not restored on June 8.

In the time leading up to the GET, the board was lively with predictions. One candidate for the 99999 GET could've been Satania, given that 99999 is an upside-down version of the Satanic GET 66666. Even God joined the brawl, and tried to claim the GET.

Even God and Satan were fighting tooth and nail for this GET.

111111 GET

Post no. 111111 was obtained on June 17, 2021. It is notable for being an undeniable Norwegian win, as attested to by many of its replies.

Kill all swedish people

123456 GET

Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards created by the CIA. Proceed with caution.

Post no. 123456 was obtained sometime on June 29, 2021. There are no captures of the post, and it appears to have been deleted shortly after it was posted. The thread inquiring what had happened to the post was swiftly deleted as well.

The only known evidence at the time of writing is two screenshots, which feature a deformed, colorful, baby Soyjak, a combination of several, highly controversial variants. The picture was captioned with babby.

Soot, humbly posting anonymously as Chud ## Admin, explained that the post was deleted due to being posted by "the ban evading spammer that flooded nearly the entirety of /soy/ a few days ago."

• 

  Exhibit A: computer screenshot, may have been edited.

• 

  Exhibit B: phoneposter screenshot, harder to edit.

• 

  Exhibit C: Soot's explanation.

Before Soot's official explanation (which you WILL believe), conspiracy theories (which you WILL disregard as schizo babble) were floating around:

The circumstances of this post are suspicious. It was a GET, it was designed to irritate the userbase, and any traces of its existence were deleted. While its intended purpose may remain unclear, it's certain that it was not a natural GET. Potential links with John McAfee's """suicide""", and the ensuing "dead man's switch" operation, should be investigated, given how these two events happened within a few days of each other.

Users reacted negatively to the reposts of the GET. The general sentiment was summarized in a laconic post as:

forced

boring

awful

wasted

In the same thread, the pro-Colorfuljak faction replied with "seethe", "btfo", and "monochrome failers on suicide watch".

222222 GET

Post no. 222222 (after rollback) was obtained on January 20th, 2022. The post features a picture of Rika Furude, commonly known as "Le BWC/BBC girl". Reactions were mixed.

Colorjaks are coal

Before the rollback it was botted kuz GET that said kissu.moe, but it was deleted shortly after by him after people found out it was him.

The thread was deleted on March 25th 2022 by a seething janny.

299997 GET

Post no. 299997 was obtained on January 26th, 2022 by Discord user GemsonLover721 attempting to steal the 300,000 GET but failed miserably, GemsonLover721 hopped on a voice chat and after few hours they decided to cope with the loss and declare this as the true GET.

GODSON GET
also trans rights are human rights

299999 GET

Post no. 299999 was obtained on January 26th, 2022. Although unconventional for a soyjak most agreed that it was a gem.

>saves your sharty
wat do

300000 GET

Post no. 300000 was obtained on January 26th, 2022. The post contains a Wholesomejak with red heart emojis for eyes, sending the message that "Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together".

Almost everybody has seen this as a massive win. Though Kuz thinking the post was a gem angered some, leading them to think that Kuz, after failing to get the GET on his own, tried to hijack the win into being pro-kuz coal.

Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together

333333 GET

Post no. 333333 was obtained on February 10th, 2022. It was a thread with no text other then a period, and an image of a smooching sootjak and a deformed colorjak, the latter being a combination of two controversial 'jak variants. This was a very divisive GET - deformed/color fans declared it a gem while critics called it massive coal and a waste. This matter is still being debated by academics.

.

400000 GET

Post no. 400000 was obtained on March 23rd, 2022. The get was obtained by Kuz (or at least a pro-Kuz propagandist), who posted a thread that simply read "kuz fucking won". The image accompanying the GET features Yurijak in a KGB uniform, a 'jak originally created for this video and appropriated by the pro-kuz camp.

And no we will not put an image on this article, but trust us it still happened like that ok. (added image)

he fucking won

444444 GET

Post no. 444444 was obtained on April 5th, 2022. The post simply read "updoot" in response to a Cobson thread, the post also featured a Rika Furude image.

The image was deleted a minute later due to a bug in vichan, many people blamed it on Janitors but this was NOT the case, take your meds.

The response to the GET was mostly negative, with a furious soyteen spamming random ias/nas for several days until the thread was put out of its misery by jannies.

Updoot

500000 GET

Post no. 500000 was obtained on April 21, 2022. It was a Ongezellig soyquote thread. A dot-spammer attempted to derail the thread but got their posts deleted by an overbearing rogue mod (who was later BTFO'd by Soot).

>Yes, Japsterdam *is* real

555555 GET

Post no. 555555 was obtained on May 8th, 2022. The post features a Dogjak in a tuxedo and simply read "gem". Reaction was hostile at first, but warmed up. OP claimed that SOOT's software was shit in the thread because he was sitting on a loading page after it uploaded. Given the nature of this GET, some academics argue this was script-coal used to promote nas dust. <- fake news it was literally just a random dogjak nigger.

gem

600000 GET

Post no. 600000 was obtained on May 23, 2022. It is NOT real. it is a CONSPIRCY THEORY made up by a SCHIZO. you WILL take your meds. you WILL NOT research this further. NO KYS.

go up

666666 GET

Post no. 666666 was obtained June 10th, 2022. The post featured a red angryjak with the text being "HE FUCKING WON". Reactions were mixed with some claiming the GET was trooncord script-coal while other claimed it was an "Discord underdog win". Jannies were back-and-forth on pinning this GET.

HE FUCKING WON

777777 GET

Post no. 777777 was obtained July 14th, 2022. It simply says "bant get". The reaction was very hostile.

800000 GET

Post no. 800000 was obtained July 18th, 2022. The post featured a wholesome soyjak holding a heart with the text being "In these wild, divisive and dramatic times of the 'party, us 'jakkers need to stick together and Build Back Better" This GET has often been seen as the successor to the 300000 GET, and it overall received a positive reception. Many divided 'jakkers during this time, such as the sootists and the kuzists agreed that this was a unifying gem.

888888 GET

Post no. 888888 was obtained August 8th, 2022.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HJKJxQRmgc

899999 GET

Post no. 899999 was obtained August 11th, 2022.

KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE GEM GEM WHO? GEMSON BITCH

900000 GET

Post no. 900000 was obtained August 11th, 2022.

Kill niggers behead niggers dismember niggers

999999 and 1000000 GETs

Post no. 999999 was obtained August 31st, 2022. . The GET called for a raid on 4chan's /lgbt/ board.

Raid /lgbt/ on 4chan with troonjaks

Post no. 1000000 was obtained August 31st, 2022. At first, it was UTTP spam, but the GET was changed by Kuz to a colorjak with the text "colorful win". Shortly after the thread was edited, it was autosaged and subsequently bumped off the 'log by resulting colorspam flood. It is unanimously considered to be the worst GET the sharty has ever had in its entire history.

Some 'teens, enraged by this theft, called on kuz to destroy the UTTP group, which primarily resided on a kuz-owned site called VidLii. Kuz responded by saying "Its done" and removed all their channels. This made up for the coal GET.

Dr. Obsession Brimstein caused this, he has been behind every failGET on the sharty since 2020.

>oy valgo (a portmanteau of o algo and oy vey)

The original unedited GET

The edited one

1100000 GET

Post no. 1100000 was obtained September 16th 2022.

>Die spadeson, DIE!!!! I WILL NEVER BE BUILT FOR TBP!!!

1111111 GET

Post no. 1111111 was obtained September 17th 2022. The get was botted and was later deleted by the user themself (archive)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In6tsOZLcEk

1200000 GET

Post no. 1200000 was obtained October 2nd 2022.

>Nausea at 1:02 AM

1222222 GET

Post no. 1222222 was obtained on October 7th, 2022. It was a hanging Nazi Chudjak in response to a chudquote OP.

And then his kid grows up to be the next Elliot Rodger, many such cases!

1300000 GET

Post no. 1300000 was obtained on October 22, 2022. It was made in response to ">seething chuds" within an anti-chud thread.

seething incel troon (Old Screenshot)

1333333 GET

Post no. 1333333 was obtained on October 28th, 2022. It was a Snoo (or Snoy)-styled Markiplier jak, met with mixed receptions in the replies.

>He BTFO'd me in an argument? Better hide behind 10 layers of irony!

1400000 GET

Post no. 1400000 was obtained on November 8th, 2022. It was an accidental GET, alleging that the demoralization quoted OP would be a new FOTM (Flavor of the Month).

okay new fotm just dropped

1444444 GET

Post no. 1444444 was obtained on November 14th, 2022. It was one of a dozen sequential ratio bot replies. You WILL NOT research about 'teens who pretend to be ratio bots.

HUGE W

1500000 GET

Post no. 1500000 was obtained on November 19th, 2022. It was simply a YouTube URL which lead to an hour-long video titled: "One Hour of Silence Broken Only by Random Nipah." It's worth noting that for some reason, the video URL included a timestamp at one second, rather than the default URL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeAe-mtNv9Q&t=1s

1555555 GET

Post no. 1555555 was obtained on November 25th, 2022. When this post was made, typing in "Soyjak Party" (case must match) would trigger the spam filter. OP later deleted the post after making a post with the text "I MADE UP MY MIND I'M BLOWING THIS FUCKING THREAD UP FUCKING GONE DELETED I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S SHARTY CULTURE TO WASTE GETS ON RANDOM BULLSHIT I FUCKING BLEW IT ON THIOS META CANCER I JUST HAD TO DRAW THIS GEM FIRST BEFORE I BLEW IT ALL TO HELL

YOU HAVE 90 SECONDS TO GET. THE. FUCK. OUT OF THIS THREAD."

KUZ WHY THE FUCK IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO TYPE THE FUCKING WEBSITE NAME

1599850 GET

On November 30th 2022, Kuz announced on /soy/'s pinned thread that "get's are stupid", and instead ordered that we should get hyped for post number 1599850, which teens then did. This was the first "special GET."

it's not, but we should be more nice, that would be... well, nice I guess

In the end, Post no. 1599850 was an accidental GET, the contents itself responding to the OP, who stated that /soy/ is a Nice Board.

1600000 GET

Post no. 1600000 was obtained on November 30th, 2022. It was marked a Sootist win with an OMGSISA jak making its declaration in redtext.

sooty soot

1666666 GET

Post no. 1666666 was obtained on December 9, 2022. It was an accidental GET replying to some post, which we'll find when the 'chive is back up.

>>1666657 gem

	🍹This page is Frooty
	Contents of this page will be rich in vitamins. Consider bringing a juicer!

1700000 GET

Post no. 1700000 was obtained on December 13th, 2022. It was a fruity win that could not be real.

strawberryphant GET

1777777 GET

Post no. 1777777 was obtained on December 21, 2022. It was an accidental GET. Instead of obeying the OP and reporting a linked post for harassment, the 'teen instead reported the OP and got the GET like a selfish little fuck.

Reported you instead, sorry.

1800000 GET

Post no. 1800000 was obtained on December 23, 2022. It was another fruity win, this time depicting two fruitjaks dueling atop a mountain.

'em

1999999 and 2000000 GETs

Posts no. 1999999 and 2000000 were achieved on January 9, 2023.

romanized: Nigga, Nattsudayo!

The 1999999 GET was of Squirreljak. Before the 2,000,000 GET was achieved, the hype preceding it was unmatched, rivaled only by the 1,000,000 GET. As one Chud put it

im #feralgang - but honestly, im going to set aside my rivalry for this. Cob bros, feral bros, it doesnt matter. Seeing the history of our get's, as long as its a jak, ill be happy.

In order to prevent someone from scripting the GET, post deletion was disabled (You must wait 3 years to delete this post), reCAPTCHA was added for posts and replies, and Cloudflare was turned to its max.

undertale win

Despite these measures, the 2,000,000th post on /soy/ was softcore Undertale Porn. This lead some soyteens to believe that, despite the measures taken, the GET was scripted. Despite the brimstone GET, Kuz responded on his Telegram with a positive outlook, saying, "It took just a week short of 2 years for us to reach 1,000,000 posts on /soy/, but only 4 months for it to reach its 2,000,000th post. Time goes by so fast!... here's to another million posts, it'll go by real quickly. 🥂🍾❤️"

many believe this was an organized force from /trash/ and went on a shitpiss rage and deleted 3 pages of the log whilst in dead hours, many furfags disapproved of the get due to it being futanari and most soyteens recognized the 1999999 GET as the true GET.

2200000 GET

Post no. 2200000 was obtained January 31st, 2023. It was a Neutralplier replying to the OP, who shared good news that he passed an exam he'd been worrying about.

oh thats nice
>grabs you
now we can't let this little piece of news go unrewarded, now can we?

2222222 GET

Post no. 2222222 was achieved on February 2, 2023. Unlike most GETS this one was overwhelmingly positively received, which was a well needed change of pace for soyteens after the previous major /soy/ gets.

lime win

2333333 GET

Post no. 2333333 was acquired on February 18, 2023. Two back to back GETS claimed by the same faction was an unprecedented event, and even while the first GET was still up (which had been saved from near destruction by a necrobumper during a particulary dense colorjak spam ). Despite this, the post only managed 22 replies in 6 hours, which may reflect an extreme downturn in interest of fruitjaks and/or GETS in general.

ha do my ex mug gf s s sent be sent be be c sent me an kys kit than mc i my cd

2400000 GET

Post no. 2400000 was obtained on February 26, 2023.

>I love gems

2419157 GET

Post no. 2419157 was acquired on February 27, 2023. It was the second special GET. having a yellow background due to CSS trickery. the post consisted solely on the word "NIGGER"

Nigger

2444444 GET

Post no. 2444444 was obtained on March 2, 2023. It was a APNG of soyak that switches to Higurashi BBC porn. The post was encouraging the SPVA to delete his channel.

It's time, delete that garbage channel, it only attracts tourists (the bad kind)

2500000 GET

Post no. 2500000 was obtained March 7th, 2023. It was a Babyjak with some dev CSS fuckery, notably it was followed by a 'zellig fail that had serious implications for the third soyvil war.

sooby soob

2555555 GET

Post no. 2555555 was obtained on March 13th, 2023. It was the poster suggesting the OP kill themself when asking if he should make "another" reddit thread. Ostensibly, the OP went on to commit suicide.^{[it just is, ok?]}

You should kill yourself

2600000 GET

Post no. 2600000 was obtained on March 17th, 2023. It was a imageless post stating "Anglos won though" in response to an anti-Anglo copypasta OP, ensuring thread victory for Anglos everywhere.

Anglos won though

2666666 GET

Post no. 2666666 was obtained on March 25th, 2023. It was Hitori Bocchi from Hitoribocchi no Marumaru Seikatsu. This tranime coal marked a /qa/ win, probably.

bocchi

2700000 GET

Post no. 2700000 was obtained on March 29th, 2023. It was a Furfag cobson post, on a thread complaining about autistic people which was derailed by a reply into people replying "me" to try and grab the GET.

2777777 GET

Post no. 2777777 was obtained on April 7th, 2023. It was a 'zellig post, after 5-10 minutes thread is filled with 'p - problaly they receive 'p from a Vietnamese troon- (The day of the GET has so many other 'p spams to 'zellig threads too.) and deleted, there is also an fail thread there.

The 'zellig post

2800000 GET

Post no. 2800000 was obtained on April 9th, 2023. It was just one single letter "k", widely considered a massive gemerald GET due to the fact it belongs to no controversial faction and makes no sense.

k

2888888 GET

Post no. 2888888 was obtained on April 17th, 2023. It was a post in a frog thread that read "froggy W", which caused a few 'teens to call for a frog ban.

froggy W

2900000 GET

Post no. 2900000 was obtained on April 19th, 2023. It was a reply in a thread calling out get stealers as "eternal failers" using a smugjak. It was the word "wow" followed by an exclamation mark, being mostly well received.

wow!

2999999 and 3000000 GETs

Both were obtained on April 27, 2023.

Post no. 2999999 was part of a reply chain based of the "I raped my hamster" meme.

He Will Always Be A Get

AFTER MONTHS OF ANTICIPATION, POST NO. 3000000 WAS A POST TITLED "I AM WHITE" with an OC of a Chudbob and a Patrick tranny hugging.

I AM WHITE

3100000 GET

Post no. 3100000 was obtained on May 7, 2023. it was a deformed colorjak and a definitive COLOR WIN.

>>3099983
greetings

3111111 GET

Post no. 3111111 was obtained on May 8, 2023. it was posted by a skulljak Chad who was replying to an afrikaner and a bantu arguing with each others on a thread.

op just fucking died.

3200000 GET

Post no. 3200000 was obtained on May 15, 2023. it was not only an accidental GET but an accidental thread GET, with the OP requesting NatSoc edits.

Does anyone here have cool nazi edits you could share?

3222222 GET

Post no. 3222222 was obtained on May 17, 2023. it was a soylent win. It is also a Zellig Win because the post was directly replying to OP, who posted a 'zellig gem.

I want soylent

3300000 GET

Post no. 3300000 was obtained on May 25th, 2023.

testicle

3333333 GET

Post no. 3333333 was obtained on May 28th, 2023. It was a decisive blow to Argentina 'teens, the bri'ish have claimed the Falkland Islands, after spamming the phrase about a dozen times and quickly removing all but the winning GET.

The falklands are british (Old Screenshot)

3400000 GET

Post no. 3400000 was a trick PNG whose thumbnail displayed a chud, but when expanded depicted a pornographic illustration of Lambdadelta from Umineko. Censors have been superimposed for your health and safety.

Kys incel

3500000 GET

Post no. 3500000 was obtained on June 6, 2023. it came in swinging as both a TND win and a Pokéwin, featuring a chuddified Charmelon, or Reptincel in French.

i niggerheart madness combat

3555555 GET

Post no. 3555555 was obtained on June 18 2023. it was a Jewish Win containing a glowing blue Feraljak and the text "JEWGOD website."

JewGOD website

3600000 GET

Post no. 3600000 was a spoiler tagged image of a grinning Furude Rika. It is up to the experts to determine if this is an oldGOD racebaiter win, because nobody's cared about this girl since /qa/ was a thing.

meep

3666666 GET

Post no. 3666666 was one of a half-dozen sequential spamposts all containing the sole word "niggers." It was posted in a Neil Breen thread.

niggers

The honorary 3666666 GET (Post no. 3666667) was a babypost promising the cleansing of every 'teen's sins.

This is positioned to be "the most heartbreaking off-by-one in the history of the Sharty," for it would have cemented /caca/ as a rising powerhouse of both a board and Sharty culture.

Despite the fail, babies saw this as a win, or at least a glistening cacarald.

BABYGOD CACARALD THAT WILL REDEEM ALL SINS OF 'TEENS

3700000 GET

Post no. 3700000 was a spoiler tagged image of a sad Gapejak. Upon opening the image, the trick PNG would instantly switch to Bernkastel racebait hentai.

>10833 - SoyBooru.png

3777777 GET

Post no. 3777777 was an 'tism edit of Cobson; the thread was quickly memory-holed by the OP for some reason.

Earlier on the same day of the /soy/ 3777777 GET, this exact image failed the 4chan /trash/ 57777777 GET by 2 places, prompting the inclusion of ANWO winning "this time."

ANWO WON THIS TIME

3800000 GET

Post no. 3800000 was obtained on July 7th, 2023. It was a babyjak flipping off the viewer. Babies everywhere celebrated as /caca/ claimed their first major /soy/ GET not too long after their board opened.

caca

3888888 GET

Post no. 3888888 was obtained July 14th, 2023. It was an accidental GET, where one Soyteen asked another if they were too scared to click on a shortened link. Said link lead to a stock photo of a baby seal, but because it was fashioned to parody illegal links posted to the Party, said 'teen was right to be wary of following it. The only gemmy part of this GET was a gif of Feraljak jerking off, sandwiched between the two posts.

>>3888818 you're scared aren't you?

3900000 GET

Post no. 3900000 was obtained on July 15th, 2023. It was from someone stating that petra, a new forced brimstone, is sharty culture. Most 'teens didn't like this GET, and some called Post no. 3899999 the real GET.

Petra is sharty culture, petra won GETs for the sharty, petra is queen of the sharty!

3999999 and 4000000 GETs

Both were obtained July 19th, 2023

Post no. 3999999 was a rare Yotsubajak mocking 4channers and classic Japanese otaku.

blah blahj blah bah blah baklh blah

Following even more months of anticipation and strife,

Post no. 4000000 was shimmering IAS: an Aryan Neutralplier within an Aryan Neutralplier thread.

>>Aryan Neutralplier Will Win

4100000 GET

Post no. 4100000 was obtained July 25th, 2023. It was spamcoal. Due to the lack of an arrow, the obsessed poster looks exactly like a smiling troonjak.

KYS SH*RTYTRANNIES

4111111 GET

Post no. 4111111 was obtained on July 26th, 2023. It was the gay pedo Kuz copypasta. It was posted just 13 hours after the 4100000 GET to a possible J*rty win, nigh impossible thoughever because they always lose, regardless if they win.

Yuri Kuznetsov was an extremely disgusting gay pedophile (...)

4200000 GET

Post no. 4200000 was obtained on August 1st, 2023. It was a GNUschizo gem.

i calmed down, its okay...
WINDOWS STILL SUCKS

4300000 GET

Post no. 4300000 was obtained August 7th, 2023. It was an unintentional GET claimed by the Sharty barneyfag in response to a thread depicting DOLL as a pony. It was warmly received, to the extent that one 'teen stated he was thankful his own post lost the GET.

DIE OUT

4333333 GET

Post no. 4333333 was obtained on August 9th, 2023. Nobody Everybody cares about TBPcels BBCaryans anymore so I'm not adding an image.

>he says, while Jamal is out here balls deep in his crush

4400000 GET

Post no. 4400000 was Judges 19:19, one of a bunch of botted bible verses.^{[it just is, ok?]}

Yet there is both straw and provender for our donkeys; and there is bread and wine also for me, and for your handmaid, and for the young man who is with your servants: there is no want of anything.

4444444 GET

Post no. 4444444 was obtained August 25th, 2023. It was originally spamdust: at about post 4444300, a bot activated and spammed pro-trump redtext; one of about a hundred messages landed on the GET.

add /trump/
jllsiuvktpynq

Acting Admin Angeleno then reset the post timer back to 4444400, just like the heckin' beloved comedy film Groundhog Day starring Bill Murray.

The resulting GET was a Doge; whether this was a poonerWIN is up to the schizos.

OH MY SHYAMALAN WHAT A SHOCKING PLOT TWIST!

Nigger

Shortly after the GET, the bot went haywire and spammed and bumped hundreds of threads, forcing Angeleno to turn on Cloudflare protection.

4500000 GET

The post is gone

Oh my heckin' Sciencerino! This is just like my heckin' lost media and shit. However, I do remember the post, though I didn't archive the thread or take a screenshot like the selfish little fuck that I am. The thread was a 'teen asking the 'arty whether ze should buy No Mans Sky and the 4500000 GET was a user replying "Noooooo". The reaction to this GET was mostly negative, as it was a waste of repeating digits. If you are doubtful about the veracity of the previous statements, then just trust the science chud! ^{[it just is, ok?]}

{"No":4500000,"Com":"Noooooo","Subject":null,"Name":"Chud","Time":1693342476,"OmittedPosts":0,"OmittedImages":0,"Sticky":0,"Locked":0,"Cyclical":0,"LastModified":16933424

76,"TnH":0,"TnW":0,"H":0,"W":0,"Fsize":0,"Filename":null,"Ext":null,"Tim":null,"Md5":null,"Resto":4499702,"PHash":null}

4555555 GET

Post no. 4555555 was obtained on September 3rd, 2023. It was a picture of Bobo the Sharty Janny. Only one person on the entire site managed to save an image capture and you WILL be thankful. It was archived

SMELLS LIKE BAIT DOE

4600000 GET

Post no. 4600000 was obtained on September 8th, 2023 It was an unintentional text GET in a random Big Boss thread. It was NOT edited by Mods. Cease your investigation and take your meds.

wait nvm I take the message that this post used to have back

4666666 GET

Post no. 4666666 was obtained on September 13th, 2023. It was a blacked flartson edit.

only thumbnail was archived, text is barely visible

4700000 GET

Post no. 4700000 was obtained on September 15th, 2023. It was nonsense. However, it was posted in a Swede thread, indicating a Swedish Win.

Rydydhhdsh

4777777 GET

Post no. 4777777 was a 'plier S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Monolith edit. The 4777776 behind it was of the naked nigger with greensocks, narrowly saving the 'sharty from niggers licking my asshole.

Monolith stalker WIN

4800000 GET

Post no. 4800000 was obtained on September 24th, 2023. It was niggerbrim posted by the Morrocan. It was a Youtube URL that leads to: "Rika says nipah and then explodes (Real)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8n1y24dTkQ

4900000 GET

Post no. 4900000 was obtained on October 3, 2023. it was the first reply in a new doxing thread against a furry troon: a spoilered image would reveal Rika in bunny ears.

Doxxing is coal

4999999 and 5000000 GETs

Both were obtained on October 11, 2023.

Post no. 4999999 was a nutty gem.

Nigga you're nuts

Post no. 5000000 was a total poog win!

PWABAG

A lot of coalers such as soylita posters and gassycorders were banned the moment before the GETs were taken. These two were seemingly very organic since some developerchad quickly noticed the presence of botnets sending hundreds of requests and instantly slayed them, preventing the bots from stealing those two GETs.

Some j@rtycucks tried to steal those two GETs with their shit nobody cares about and they FAILED MISERABLY. Then they proceeded to cry and cope in the same failget attempt but were destroyed with facts and logic by true shartypatriots. the j@rty remains dead and completely irrelevant, even more deader after this hilarious failget. Some furfag discorders tried to steal it as well with a coomer pic and they FAILED just like the j@rtycucks

curiously the 5M post was basically a repost of the OP.

5100000 GET

Post no. 5100000 was NAS lolicon. Wasn't soylita though. What a waste of a perfectly good get.

There are some theories that offsiters from 4cuck did it, likely from /b/.

>i found it but im not gonna post it cause it just fucking drawn 'p

5111111 GET

Post no. 5111111 was obtained on October 23rd, 2023. It was accidental, in fact it was a Vichan/PHP fault because on that day Soyjak.Party was being broken as always (Froot move your ass you nigger), so if you posted something Vichan could duplicate that reply several times.

Prelude

It was posted on a thread that invited soyteens to introduce to 2cuck ( First imageboard ever created,mother of all AltChans also known as Futaba Channel ) Soyjaks or something.

It was a total failure doe,apparently a JapanGOD that lurked at that moment the Sharty told us that the 2channers were a backward culture and they stupid potty humor remained the same as the 2001's ( When it was created ).

Indeed he was right when some 'teen made a Cobson thread on their /b/ asking if Cobson was gemmy or not,no 2tranny understanded the joke, instead they called us "bald man,english & faggots" and they thought that Cobson was a Simpson meme KEK

The GET Itself

As I said before it was taken accidentally by the JapanGOD who was having a great time there,even if it was wasted or something JAPFAG WON

JapFag responds to a guy who asked for his 'booru account without knowing that Vichan was fucking slow that day

Btw that Cobson thread on 2chan wasn't archived unfortunately but the /soy/ thread and the 5111111 GET was! ( Btw can someone transform this into a citation? i don't know how to do that ) use <ref>, newdeity

5200000 GET

Post no. 5200000 was obtained on November 3, 2023.

negated

5300000 GET

Post no. 5300000 was obtained on November 13th, 2023. Dark times are coming. But apparently, this was a Swedish Win. Best of all, what a gemerald.

5333333 GET

Post no. 5333333 was obtained on November 15th, 2023. It was a complete gem, saying "aaaa" with no image.

aaaa

5400000 GET

Post no. 5400000 was obtained on November 21, 2023.

5444444 GET

Post no. 5444444 was obtained on November 25, 2023.

>>troonix filenames

5555555 GET

Post no. 5555555 was obtained on December 6th, 2023. The linked video was "6ixThrembo Cobbo".

HWABAG https://youtu.be/ZMNRlAZItUM?si=asQvcMmiWaBjliyR

5600000 GET

Post no. 5600000 was obtained on December 10th, 2023. It was a Schizo gem.

SOMEONE ATE MY HOUSE
SOMEONE FUCKER MIGGER BIGGER
raisin GETS ARE FIR AJRVEJEJEBEN

5700000 GET

Post no. 5700000 was obtained on December 19, 2023.

aryan win

5800000 GET

Post no. 5800000 was a Tranime get

anime website or something

5888888 GET

Post no. 5888888 was obtained on January 7th, 2024.

no arrow

5899999 GET

Post no. 5899999 was obtained on January 7th, 2024.

so true https://gyate.net/imageboard

5900000 GET

Post no. 5900000 was obtained on January 7th, 2024.

I transheart saging too! also shilling https://gyate.net/imageboard

5999999 and 6000000 GETs

Dr. Obsession Brimstein caused this, he has been behind every failGET on the sharty since 2020.

>oy valgo (a portmanteau of o algo and oy vey)

Both GETs were obtained on January 16, 2024.

Post no. 5999999 was a tranime video

How dumb can a nigga be to click on these lol, oh wait, I forgot what site I'm in

Post no. 6000000 was another fail. The linked video was "How to beat Erika meta super without getting injury".

Wiki was fun for like 3 months when it was first introduced, now it's ruined just like everything else here, let's just delete it

6100000 GET

Post no. 6100000 was obtained on January 27, 2024. It was a shitty cord advertisment.

6200000 GET

Post no. 6200000 was obtained on February 2nd, 2024. It was another fucking cord advertisment.

is this good enough

6222222 GET

Post no. 6222222 was obtained on February 10, 2024. The linked video was "is Umineko gold real? Erika Furudo English dub?!".

>this entire thread Are you all new? Gets are disabled on vidya boards by default, behead twitter immigrants A$AP.

6333333 GET

Post no. 6333333 was obtained on February 19th, 2024.

doxxing is ass bruh

6400000 GET

Post no. 6400000 was obtained on February 25th, 2024. It was a jackbox raid win

how are you seeing this? I don't see the vc

6444444 GET

Post no. 6444444 was a FNAF mutterald

>I always come back or however the remnant is harvested

6500000 GET

Post no. 6500000 was obtained on March 7th, 2024. It was a post that just said "up". To this day, he still regrets stealing that get

up

6555555 GET

Post no. 6555555 was obtained on March 13th, 2024. It was a new variant that got a deserved get

gem or coal? YOU DECIDE

6600000 GET

Post no. 6600000 was obtained on March 18th, 2024.

No i became a BBC slut thanks to it lol

6655555 GET

Post no. 6655555 was obtained on March 25th, 2024

glub

6666666 GET

Streets are sayin' it will be a satanic GET

Post no. 6666666 was obtained on March 26, 2024.

IT'S POOPSON I REPEAT IT'S FUCKING POOPSON THE SHARTY IS DONE THE END IS NEAR WE ARE DOOMED IT'S FUCKING OVER

but the image attached to it had been deleted a few minutes after it was posted.

the text was also later changed to "Hello." and the user was banned.

...they're right

6699999 GET

Post no. 6699999 was obtained on March 29th, 2024.

troonjak

6700000 GET

Post no. 6700000 was obtained on March 29th, 2024.

>Hey chud, wanna sm-ACK!

6777777 GET

Post no. 6777777 was obtained on April 7th, 2024.

This shithole is so dead, whether that be userbase wise or management wise, I'm outta here :/

6800000 GET

Post no. 6800000 was obtained on April 9th, 2024.

Agarthan vantawhite gemerald that destroyed NAS, janny approved, (((jarty))) spammers.

6888888 GET

Post no. 6888888 was obtained on April 18th, 2024.

i did

6900000 GET

Post no. 6900000 was obtained on April 19th, 2024.

shoejak

6942069 GET

Post no. 6942069 was obtained on April 22, 2024. It was Le reddit funny numbers, under a thread titled "my neighbor gooning".

OMG STOP TAKING PIX OF ME FAPPING YOU FAGGET!!!!

6999999 and 7000000 GETs

Both GETs were obtained on April 27th, 2024.

Post no. 6999999 was a Soytan win.

SWABAG

Post no. 7000000 was another huge waste. Prior to the GET, there were two acceleration threads, one made by Root announcing that if the thread reached 500 replies before the GET, then a /frog/ board would be added, and another trying to counter Root's thread by trying to reach 500 replies before the frog one.

Both threads reached 500 replies, thoughever the anti-frog one reached 500 first.

The 7000000 GET went to a mass-reply post in the /frog/ acceleration thread simply reading "die niggers". What a nothingburger, but /frog/ was added after this.

Error creating thumbnail: File with dimensions greater than 12.5 MP

die niggers

7100000 GET

Post no. 7100000 was obtained on May 4, 2024 and was someone replying "oh woah" to a thread made by Joel about his King Caesar boogeyman.

oh woah

7111111 GET

Post no. 7111111 was obtained on May 5, 2024 and was completely neutral; being simply "get" with no image attached.

get

7200000 GET

Post no. 7200000 was obtained on May 12, 2024.

*would've retardGOD

7222222 GET

Post no. 7222222 was obtained on May 14, 2024. It was achieved by a guy who was spamming historical edits of soyjaks. The soy in question which achieved the GET was based on ancient Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun.

The post read "GEM FROM AARU" (aaru is like ancient egypt heaven or something)

the get which prevented 'corders and frogs from taking over

7300000 GET

Post no. 7300000 was obtained on May 21st, 2024.

Failgets won chuddies, its over. niggers

7333333 GET

Post no. 7333333 was obtained on May 24th, 2024. It was a swedishwin advertisment.

ALWAYS WELCOME AT THE BETTER SITE

7400000 GET

Post no. 7400000 was obtained on May 31st, 2024.

mameson

7444444 GET

Post no. 7444444 was obtained on June 5th, 2024.

‘Zellig blows rapeson dies NOW

7500000 GET

Post no. 7500000 was obtained on June 10th, 2024. It was a TrollGOD win.

derp

7555555 GET

Post no. 7555555 was obtained on June 15, 2024.

SWABAG

7600000 GET

Post no. 7600000 was obtained on June 19, 2024. It was someone trying to make a variant called rickjak.

Rickjak was never a thing

7666666 GET

Post no. 7666666 was obtained on June 25, 2024. It was a tracing of 'cados coinslot but with Nate edited in.

7700000 GET

Post no. 7700000 was obtained on June 28th, 2024. It was a random reply in a brave OP's thread exposing nudev's datamining

nuh uh x1030

7777777 GET

Post no. 7777777 was obtained on July 4th, 2024. It was posted during the "Team Miles vs. Team Kilometres" Event and was a screenshot of someone talking to a Doll AI chatbot on janitorai.com.

Notably, this was the same chatbot that was featured in a thread the day before, where it digitally molested personas of Nate and a Caca.

• 

  We won't forget what you did, Dollbot. Mutts won btw.

• 

  Enlarged for your viewing pleasure.

• 

  Relevant 'toss.

7800000 GET

Post no. 7800000 was obtained on July 6th, 2024.

I won niggers

7888888 GET

Post no. 7888888 was obtained on July 14th, 2024.

trannies lost.

7900000 GET

Post no. 7900000 was obtained on July 15th, 2024.

bartleby

7999999 and 8000000 GET

Both were obtained on July 22nd, 2024.

Post no. 7999999 was controversially claimed by a Lennonjak in a Lennon acceleration thread, after a day of fighting in the Gigachad-Lennonjak War. Lennonteens claimed this marked their victory, whilst naysayers argued 7999999 isn't a real GET.

LennonGOD win (this is not a cope 7999999 IS a real GET or something)

Are you sure that it's just getting started? Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that IT'S OVER.

Post no. 8000000 was a massive failGET; it was claimed by the namefag and xitter immigrant Ryekrispie, and the GET steal was coordinated on der 'cord.

Its over... namefag 'cord won

This prompted massive uproar from the soy community and they made a dox thread on Rye. The dox got her xitter acc in which he said she's lesbian and one of her followers made dusty jannie art and goonable jannie art, her ip which revelated that she's from Kuwait and got put on iknowwhatyoudownload.com to reveal that she downloaded porn such as [LadyboysFuckedBareback] Sandy 5 - Topping Femboy Pierced Pixie Bareback (13-12-2022) 720p.mp4 and TransAngels.24.02.23.Rana.Katana.Goon.Girl.Gone.Bad.XXX.480p.MP4-XXX[XC] and OnlyFans 22 07 11 Ladyboy Mos PartyThai And Jenny Thai TS XXX 1080p MP4-P2P[XC], and most importantly, the only things that would justify the dox, but that unfortunately are unconfirmed: she had a discord server that got taken down because of 'p and she's foodist. By the way, the same person who made the goonable jannie art also has a 'tube channel and xes known as catcel Many believed this to be a bad omen for the site, as yet another NAS brimstone claimed a major GET, prompting fears of 9000000 being poopson.

RYE gave the wrong person her namecheap account

8100000 GET

Post no. 8100000 was obtained on July 28th, 2024.

no

8111111 GET

Post no. 8111111 was obtained on July 29th, 2024.

They seem mindbroken over a fairly innocent swede edit, albeit, i don't like it either.

8222222 GET

Post no. 8222222 was obtained on August 9th, 2024.

GET acquired.

8255555 GET

Post no. 8255555 was obtained on August 12th, 2024. It was done via banner spam (MOM GET THE CAMERA)

glorious, vicious and cunning, a regular soyteen claims another GET.

8300000 GET

Post no. 8300000 was obtained on August 16th, 2024.

YWNBAM

8444444 GET

Post no. 8444444 was obtained on August 31, 2024.

Kys Anthony

8500000 GET

Post no. 8500000 was obtained on September 6th, 2024. It was a accidental GET with the Chud who got it asking if anyone wanted to do a magma raid.

anyone wanna do magma raids? whiteboard site filled with troons https://magma.com/art-jams/live

8555555 GET

Post no. 8555555 was obtained on September 11th, 2024. It was a picture of a sinister looking gapejak with the following text "admin 𝛑 is coming…".

admin 𝛑 is coming…

8600000 GET

Post no. 8600000 was obtained on September 17th, 2024. it was a reply to a gemmy Hitler image, with the poster replying "Gem".

Gem

8666666 GET

Post no. 8666666 was obtained on September 25th, 2024.

nigg

8700000 GET

Post no. 8700000 was obtained on September 29th, 2024. It was an accidental GET obtained in Morsecaca's thread. Morsecaca thought it was trips.

Translate this ou algo

8777777 GET

Post no. 8777777 was obtained on October 9th, 2024.

this

8800000 GET

Post no. 8800000 was obtained on October 12th, 2024.

trvke

8888888 GET

Post no. 8888888 was obtained on October 20th, 2024. It was just some chud saying "uptulsa". or was it?

uptulsa

8999999 and 9000000 GET

Both were posted on November 3rd 2024, and were both 'plier wins.

Post no. 8999999 was a neutralplier talking about the sharty's "BUMP!" feature, which skips a post number. It was in a thread where 'teens were trying to sabatoge the GETs via the bump feature.

does the skipped GET get included into the pph? Is the "bump" just a way to make it seem like the sharty has more pph than it does?

Post no. 9000000 was a wholesomejak replying to a 'plier thread. Although there were some seething trannies who tried to brainwash the 'teens into thinking that the GET was actually a femjanny post. The tranny even made a forged record of the femjanny GET. However, the femjanny poster was telling a complete and utter lie. A world-renowned scientist has refuted this total fabrication. The 9M GET was a Markiplier victory. You will not investigate any further, chud.

YES MARKIMOO

9100000 GET

Post no. 9100000 was obtained on November 13th, 2024. It was a dubs guy win, obtained by /pol/ users.

Nice dubs bro!

9111111 GET

Post no. 9111111 was obtained on November 14th, 2024.

GIMME DAT GET, GIMME DAT GET, I NEED DAT GET, GIMME DAT GET

9200000 GET

Post no. 9200000 was obtained on November 25th, 2024.

what a dead crackerbaby of a website lol

9222222 GET

Post no. 9222222 was obtained on November 27th, 2024. It was FOTM coal.

coal

Time travel GETs

Made possible thanks to Angeleno. Both were neutralplier wins. The real GETs were different due to the timeline being altered.

Angeleno done goofed

6999999 GET (Time travel)

This post accuses a pliercord of wrecking the servers.

we know the 'plier cord just hacked the servers

7000000 GET (Time travel)

This post was made possible due to time travel.

neutralcoal get

GETs on other boards

To be researched: GETs on other boards. Can (You) help us?

Total Sharty Posts

Posts 1000000 and 2000000

Both the 1,000,000th and 2,000,000th^{[it just is, ok?]} Sharty posts were 'zellig wins.

Post 5000000

The 5,000,000th post on the Sharty—following all the downtime and drama—was a glistening squirreljak, not to be confused with the feraljak squirrel.

Post 6000000

The 6,000,000th post on the Sharty- A negative post slandering the sharty - likely a reflection on the sites issues with lag and poor moderation. Thoughbeit, there is major conflicting data showing that get 6mil probably is still unknown because the laggy state of the site.

fuck this gay website ran by pedophiles

/caca/

/caca/ - Baby is an Under-4s Only board originally added long ago,^{[it just is, ok?]} opened with a fresh post counter on June 27th, 2023.

PRE 1000 GETs

99, 100, 111 GETs

Two of three of the first GETs were IAB (It's A Baby), spelling an optimistic outlook for the board.

BABAA BABAABBABA

fuh yuo

How?

200 GET

Im play with ss13

300 GET

adult hate thread

400 and 500 GETs

Both of these GETs simply pointed to other posts, possibly the same poster's failed GETs. They've been included on the captures for posterity.

>>305

>>497

600 GET

gtsnd ma

666 GET

The 666 GET is considered significant because it's a scary number and scared countless babies on /caca/.

im crazy

700 GET

Ga

800 GET

KUUUUUUUUUUZ I TOOK THE BABY PILLS WHY AM I NOT BABY YET KUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ MAKE ME BABY KUUUUUUUZ MAKE ME BABY NOOOOOOOOOW

900 GET

babyGOD win

1000 GET

The 1000th post on /caca/ arrived barely over an hour after its opening. The feraljak baby GET was pinned, but being posted with a Noahmusic2009 e-mail disqualified it from total cacarald status.

sooty soot

1111 GET

make /son/

2000 GET

strong baba

2222 GET

inflated win

3000 GET

dead board

3333 GET

While all the babies were sleeping, post 3333 on /caca/ was allegedly a frogpost that came after the user spammed a bunch of threads, forcing the get.^{[it just is, ok?]} It was then deleted by the OP.

Error creating thumbnail: File missing

I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER

3999 GET

alice

5555 GET

Mama kwinnig a stwanger frwocpostah triing to infoltate as

Finally a good GET after a while

/dan/

1 GET

he do be da GOAT doe

10 and 11 GETs

a /thug/ win...

... and a /caca/ win

22 GET

DWABAG

33 GET

a decisive win for PNDchuds

44 GET

preach it brotha

55 GET

GAME OVER, RACERNEEM BOY

/Drizzy/

300 GET

gross

400 GET

A win for groomers on der 'cord

600 GET

bakarald

666 GET

Satan lost

700 GET

TSMT

717 GET

WOWIE! WHAT A HECKIN' 4CHAN MOMENT DESU!

777 GET

swedish win

800 GET

another victory for chuddies!

900 GET

999 and 1000 GETS

'cadotastic

'cado poster and shiczoplier

1111 GET

1200 GET

won by a fellow 'teen

1300, 1337 and 1400 GETS

won by 800 'teen

1488 and 1500 GETS

lennon and anti-lennon

1666 GET

GET 1666 was boykisser

/floyd/

1 GET

The attached video

10 and 11 GETs

a disagreement

nu/giga/

/giga/ - Gigachads was readded on the 23rd of July 2024.

1 GET

First

10 GET

99 & 100 GETs

111 GET

/caca/won

200 GET

222 GET

300 GET

333 GET

400 GET

/giga2/

/giga2/ - Gigachads was a joke board orginally added on June 24th 2023, open for a single weekend. It locked at post 356.

99, 100, 111 GETs

The first three GETs on /giga2/ were claimed by Nazis, Soylita posters, and anti-/cunny/ advocates, two of the three being pure IAG (It's A Gigachad).

nazi win

claiming the 100 get for gigalita

>i would gladly oppose the idea of /cunny/ being added

200 GET

The 200 GET was posted to no replies, because nobody but the OP watched I Am Here... Now, the 2009 film from which this quote and still frame originate.

>I didn't make you this way.. That's just not right

300 GET

Spongeposters claimed the 300 GET to mild reception, including a reference to the /soy/ 3 Million GET which featured a chudded Spongebob. This was the final GET before the board locked.

spongebob is sharty culture

/int/

9999 and 10000 GETs

These two quads were both obtained in the same /int/ thread (the former in the OP, the latter in the first reply) in quick succession on July 3, 2021. The OP was by a Moroccan and featured an image of a transgender pride flag likely downloaded from Wikipedia with the caption "Trans women are women". The first reply to the thread was by a Mexican who simply said "(nigga?)". Apparently, the Moroccan planned on taking both GETs for himself by quickly replying with an image of a Black Lives Matter flag and the caption "Also Black lives matter", but was too slow to beat the Mexican to the 10000 GET. The Moroccan, severely displeased with the useless 10001 digits his BLM flag obtained, angrily replied to the Mexican.

NIGGER NIGGER YOU DOUBLE NIGGER YOU STOLE MY NASFJASF:LJASFJAS:GET COAL NIGGER NGIGIEIRIGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Mexican then proceeded to taunt him.

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang Fuck that, Golf Wang Fuck that, Golf Wang Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang

After that, tensions appeared to dissipate and they traded good-natured emoji-filled jests with each other.

9999:Trans women are women
10000:(nigga?)

11111 GET

Post no. 11111 on /int/ was obtained on August 1, 2021. It featured one image of a Swedish 'jak and two deformed 'jaks. It is notable both for being a pinned thread and receiving a humorous redtext caption from a moderator.

Are repeating digits normal in your country?
(USER WAS KILLED FOR THIS POST)

/mtv/

2000 GET

HE FUCKING WON

4000 GET

Mangum win albeit

22222 GET

WHERE THE FUCK IS TYRONE VS COPS YOU BAD GOY

/np/

/np/ was created for the sole purpose of getting more GETs as possible for Santa!!

Whoever image Gets the GET he will be in the Nice list of Santa!

FIRST

10 GET

boycoal…

Unfortunately,№10 was stolen by a penguin in Antartica

50 GET

nas win

Once again South Polers' efforts to steal /np/ GETs paid off

69 GET

>oh my krampus is that a heckin' SEX NUMBER REFERENCE?!

100 GET

Win? Fail? Prob both

199 & 200 GET

Double GET!!

299 & 300 GET

The 4th Industrial Revolution won & Basedjak.party won

399 & 400 GET

Coalkisser or Rapeson won?

499 & 500 GET

FUCKEN ANTIMATTER WORST GET EVAR!!

600 GET

Iron I guess

699 & 700 GET

• 

  >no posts since yesterday even doe I just posted

‘Zelligtrannies went quiet after this one! Also Shrek won

/np/ Nice List

so far we have - Chudjak ~ 1 - Gapejak ~ 10 - Soytan ~ 50 - Feraljak ~ 69 - ??? ~ 99 - Osaka ~ 100 - Rika Furude ~ 199 - Yotsuba ~ 200 - Klaus Schwab ~ 299 - Nate Higgers ~ 300 - Kuz ~ 399 - Cobson ~ 400 - Sylveon and Furnigger ( Total Antimatter ) ~ 499 & 500 - Hiroyuki ~ 600 - Negan ~ 699 - Shrek ~ 700

/plier/

/plier/ was a joke board added for Markiplier's birthday on June 28th, 2023. It was closed the next day.

100 GET

'line on the log

Oh my favci, Marceline, a bisexual (no trans so its gemmy) vampire !! Total LGB (no T ) win! The board was re-added some time later, the new 100 GET was a truthnuke about nigger-speak

/psy/

/psy/ - 4/20 was a joke board originally added on April 20th, 2023.

99, 100, 111 GETs

Big three gets all obtained in the first few minutes of the board being open by 'jaks (albeit one coal) Wholesome Gapejak, Shotjak, and Feraljak.

dreamworks victory

Feraljak win for historic first trips (111) and last pure dubs (99) was taken by a shotjak.

420 GET

Get 420

1000 GET

Get 1000, right before the board closed denouncing the use of nigger weed

/pol/

7777 GET

This GET was obtained on June 17th, 2021. The OP was by a tor-hopping schizo and featured an image of some Muslims burning the Swedish flag with the caption "KILL ALL SWEDES". This GET was considered a major win for Islam and Norway, and many chuds called for this gem of a thread to be pinned.

KILL ALL SWEDES

77777 GET

Get 77777

88888 GET

karaboğa win

200000 GET

Crybaby win

300000 GET

Beastarscord win

^{[it just is, ok?]}

400000 GET

Grassgartha win

555555 GET

Only the real ones know

Check 'em

/qa/

90000 GET

>dickhead

100000 GET

Chuck won unlock /sneed/

Doll temporarily unlocked /sneed/ in response to the get.

123456 GET

Error creating thumbnail: File missing

Petra the new queen of /qa/. Forever loyal to her duty

200000 GET

Unfortunate

300000 GET

The 300000 GET was controversially won by a zellig poster.

zellig won

/q/

77777 GET

Obtained in Doll's pinned q&a thread

/BBC/ now

80000 GET

Obtained in Doll's pinned q&a thread

zellig win

100000 GET

And ban /pol/tards.

/skibidi/

/skibidi - Skibidi was another temp board Doll added, to be live "until I get home" on July 19th, 2023.

99, 100, 111 GETs

The first three GETs (pre-99 dubs don't count, you selfish fucks) came within minutes of the board opening. Post 99 fueled the Poopson conspiracy theory. Post 100 was a classic GODson win and Post 111 simply linked to the first three GETs.

Error creating thumbnail: File missing

Nigger Board among other nonsense.

200 - 700 GETs: The Skibidi-Caca Skirmish

Error creating thumbnail: File missing

The GETs of the Skibidi-Caca Skirmish.

The remainder of the GETs evolved (or devolved) into a war between /caca/ baby posters and anti-/caca/ advocates who rallied against them with the help of the ratio-bot (a script deployed by a 'teen that replies to a post every six to eight seconds from a pool of phrases). * Post 200 was a reply to the OP of the master babythread. /caca/ win. * Post 222 was a ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. /skibidi/ win. * Post 300 was another ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. /skibidi/ win. * Post 333 was familiar babyspeak nonsense. /caca/ win. * Post 400 was an impish soyak ears babyjak. /caca/ win. * Post 444 was a ratio reply within the ratio thread. /skibidi/ win. * Post 500 was another ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. Being post 500, it garnered the most (You)s of any GET on the board. /skibidi/ win. * Post 555 was a third ratiobot GET win in a row, and the /caca/ faction felt the loss. /skibidi/ win. * Post 600 turned the tide with a black sun babyjak. /caca/ win. * Post 666 was a win from a neutral party: a splinter faction formed from the Aryan Neutralplier /soy/ 4M GET just the night before. NO CONTEST. * Post 700 was the final GET of the board: a babyjak. /caca/ win. In the end, both competing factions tied with 5 GETs a piece. It was a tie, and that's a good thing (even doe most of the /skibidi/ GETs were botted and all /caca/ gets were won by humans which means /caca/ won because I say so, okay?). Rematch /skibidi/ WAS Later added by Froot in September so it should get another chance.

/x/

1 GET

It was a 'cado.

ϪϪϪ GET

The highly sought-after post ϪϪϪ (Triple Thrembo) was acquired by an the anti-Lawrence poster and is probably the same guy who bumped the thread forty times with the ratio script.^{[it just is, ok?]} The user was then promptly abducted by (((aliens))) or other bone-chilling A24 genre-defining Lovecraftian horrors.

/froot/

100 and 101 GET

the 100 get was a blank picture. The 101 GET was a baby win.

200 GET

300 GET

400 GET

500 GET

600 GET

700 GET

800 GET

900 GET

1000 GET

the 1000 GET Was a Muslim Win.

/nate/ (pre-wipe)

The 10000, 20000, 30000, and 40000 GETs might as well have been lost to time.

50000 GET

was a micro cobson with the text "test"^{[it just is, ok?]}

60000 GET

>60000 furs died in the furrocaust so now you gotta accept elephant immigrants or something

79999 GET

The 79999 GET was achieved by scary gapejak.

NIGHTMARE

/nate/ (post-wipe)

Somehow, /nate/'s post count was reset, allowing early GETs to be re-obtained.

1000 GET

LET ME POST NIGGER

1111 GET

what captcha i don't see it

3000 GET

Achieved by our Egyptian queen

🐱👑☥ Ankha board and Ankha GET ☥👑🐱

9000 GET

Never Goon Minion nabs a GET, marking the end of a era.

"Stop gooning"

40000 GET

A GET from Babyjak Spammer. The screenshot was stickied to /caca/.

"baba won"

88888 GET

Another Never Goon Minion GET. The screenshot was posted on /nate/'s stickied thread.

"EGFD"

99999 & 100000 GET

GET 99999 was a caca win, it was achieved with the babybot script

GET 100000 was claimed for a literal who gooner avatarfag

111111 GET

Maker

114411 GET

/f/

10 GET

add image 8

/abd/

444 GET

/sneed/ish win

/sneed/ won

/yyyyyyy/

100th GET

100 get btw

/aryan/

1st GET

• 

/calm/

100th GET

/caca/victory

Baby

/sude/

1999 and 2000 GETS

These GETS were won by the name-user, PINGAS MAN!

Once again, PINGAS MAN! saves the day from the NAS coal of /sude/.

/tttt/

222nd GET

>meds

333rd GET

>Lung cancer w-ACK

444th GET

>They will be removed

/jiren/

/dsp/

100th GET

Note: The face of this person is sardine aka june a gay trans actually autsitic zeling lover who loves to wear cat collars and hates his parents this image caused one of our friend mox aka katie/kate to leave the friend group because I leaked her boyfriends face she also looks like a lesbian and was a lesbian PSA june also threatened to suck actual dick and kill himself if mox ever broke up with him

Another pic of him if that matters.

420 GET

im high fr fr

I love vera from zelig

/2988/

1st GET

25th GET

'pedia won

/gem/

4555th GET

/gem/ cuck FAILURE...

gotten by a teen falseflagging as a random pass holder.

/pol/

Yup,another Anti-Untermencsh Victory

/w/

100th GET

GETs on 4chan

See also: Raids

OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!! FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW I <3 LESBIAN HENTAI OF TWO DUDES DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SUDE

Site-wide leaderboards

Rank	Board	GET #	Significance	PPM
#1	/b/	911111111	Octs	~114.57
#2	/co/	133333333	Octs	~44.45
#3	/g/	88888888	Octs	~42.45
#4	/lgbt/	33333333	Octs	~32.79
#5	/jp/	44444444	Octs	~20.13
#6	/k/	55555555	Octs	~19.59
#7	/vp/	55555555	Octs	15.40
#8	/gif/	22222222	Octs	~13.86
#9	/lit/	22222222	Octs	~10.39
#10	[s4s]	11111111	Octs	~4.60

The above leaderboard tracks the most prestigious 4cuck GETs stolen by the sharty based on GET significance (sexts, septs, octs, etc.) and the board's estimated (or actual) posts per minute (PPM) when the GET was obtained. For example, an octuple-GET will always outrank a septuple-GET due to the former's inherent significance and rarity. However, an octuple-GET obtained on a fast board (like /b/) is more valuable than an octuple-GET obtained on a slow board (like /po/) due to the former's PPM being higher, meaning a greater level of precision, coordination, and luck is required to successfully steal it. To calculate a board's estimated PPM during an octuple-GET, obtain the board in question's post/min and % Activity Now values from 4stats.io. Divide the posts per minute value by the % Activity Now value to obtain the board's daily PPM peak (eg.: 3.5 PPM ÷ 85% = 4.11764705882), then multiply the product by 2.62 and round your answer to the nearest hundredth (eg. 4.11764705882 × 2.62 = 10.79) to obtain the estimated GET PPM. Note that these rankings are based solely on quantitative metrics, rather than qualitative metrics. One could argue that the simultaneous 29999999 & 30000000 GETs stolen from /lgbt/ hold more cultural significance to the Soy Community at large than the ten GETs listed above put together due to the role /tttt/ played in Operation Clean Stable. However, cultural significance is not taken into account when determining a GET's leaderboard ranking - only its rarity and difficulty.

/3/

999999 GET

The GET was a 3D image of Cobson

1000000 GET

/aco/

6666666 GET

'son thread

7999999 GET

/a/

266666666 GET

pepe won

The 266666666 GET on the tranime board /a/ was a NAS frog.

/b/

911111111 GET

This page is a Gemerald.

sharty won /b/fags lost

This was a very turbulent GET. This GET is especially notable due to having the highest board PPM during the GET attempt, at 114.5 posts per minute, or one post every 0.523Ϫ seconds. The calling thread suffered multiple derail attempts, and then the entire site was hit by some faggot with a bot and multiple proxies. Nevertheless, it was still a victory. Not even some terminally obsessed script-throttling tranny can stop the party.

/bant/

14000000 GET

.

16666666 GET

he won

18999999 and 19000000 GETs

HWAW, WEABS LOST

The 18999999 and 19000000 GET was taken by a Nate themed Flartson alongside a hanging troonjak of Cirno.

/biz/

56000000 GET

'ABY 'OT 'IN

/co/

133333333 GET

• 
  >no posts since yesterday even doe I just posted

>Family guy

GET 133333333 was a dancing cobson GET

139999999 GET

ZWABAG(Zellig Will Always Be A Gem)

A major 'zellig GET on 'zellig thread and 'zellig day

/ck/

18999999 and 19000000 GETs

These GETs were allegedly taken by the Moroccan, who cited prior posts on /bant/ with the same filename and MD5 hash as the two images used in the GETs as proof.

Big mac

>Drinking soda

/fit/

70000000 (maybe)

get incoming

Claim

Proof

71000000 (maybe)

Claim

Literally built for bbc

71999999 and 72000000 GETs

Both GETs were a babybot GET. They were both deleted a few hours later.

green sweltering clear-cut terribly quicker shakily coaxingly height love throat earthquake cicada progress interpret reply bat settle blind suck

eager sticky weasel dryer prescribe beam last

72999999 and 73000000 GETs

"a chud killed himself today"

"How to deal with lactose intolerance?"

73999999 GET

A 'teen was looking to bulk up and happened upon a GET

How do i get this build doe?

/g/

88888888 GET

Give me 1(one) reason why I should leave Windows 7

89000000 GET

/qa/ won, loiussss lost

91000000 GET

baby

94444444 GET

just use a random copper wire with electrical tape. you wont hear any difference in audio quality anyway

Despite being stolen accidentally by a soyteen, post n°94444444 was a decisive Sharty IAS win. Unlike most soyteen GETs on 4chan, this one was well-received by /g/ natives, and the first GET to feature a HWABAB cat variant of Cobson (He Will Always Be A Bed).

95555555 GET

another babybot win

96999999 and 97000000 GET

Vaush 'pasta get

Flartbot GET, along with a pro-Apple 'pasta to piss off winbabies and linuxtroons.

99666666 GET

Linux lost

/gif/

22222222 GET

YLYL
cartoon bald men with beards edition

24999999 and 25000000 GETs

Gemmy spadeson post

im a selfish little fuck

25999999 and 26000000 GETs

GET 25999999 was "baby bot won", and GET 26000000 was soot shaking his ass. Both of them were posted in a tranny thread.

baby bot won and soot ass

/hc/

2222222 GET

>Requests for the source of an image, the name of a girl, or more images from a set go on /r/.

>>>>/r/

>Failure to do so will result in bans.

>OP must post at least 6 images of their own to start a thread, or else it will be deleted without warning.

gemmy hardcore image though

The >>>/hc/ get was stolen on October 5, 2022. Unlike most GETs, the coomers were too focused on masturbating to notice that their get was stolen.

/ic/

7000000 GET

How do I get better at drawing black and white characters with glasses?

This one Janny erased fast (geg).

/jp/

>My wife Chino has blue hair though.

37999999 and 38000000 GETs

/qa/ זכה (Translation: /qa/ won)

OH NO BASEDJAK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

38999999 and 39000000 GETs

plier

/qa/ won.

44444444 GET

sympathetic huge elderly utilized blindly cactus forest ice shoulder bandana waste needle comb print practice slip fold tremble

This one claimed by Baby bot

47000000 and 46999999 GET

estatic another identical quintessental stormy limited internal unaturally crop dentist bean roast

June/3/2024, TWO get's are claimed.

/k/

55555555 GET

>Gun control

57000000 GET

gun chuds lost, david koeresh lost, randy weaver lost, ruby riege was justified, arrest kyle rittenhouse, ban AR's, atf won, democrats won

58000000 GET

russia won pigkrainians lost

59999999 & 60000000 GET

flartbot

Despite being an artificial get it still caused a meltdown among 4cucks who thought that 'eens came form /pol/ and started accusing 'teens of being pro-Russian shills. One of them even started spamming anti-Russian gore in the thread and on the 'log.

/lgbt/

25000000 GET

Getterino

29999999 & 30000000 GET

(THIS PAGE CONTAINS AN IP ADDRESS, IT MIGHT EXPIRE AFTER) This page is a Gemerald.

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

The 29999999 GET on /lgbt/

The 29999999 & 30000000 GET on /lgbt/ were decisive 'sharty wins. The 30000000 GET consisted of a picture of a rock with a soyjak face on it, with the accompanying text 'Out of the coal came forth sweetness.' 'The 29999999 GET was cracker cow, the counterpart to nigger cow. The jannies seethed so much that they deleted the GETs before the archive could even save them, which would have meant deleting them less than 10s after they were posted. They went so far as to ban natives who made the mistake of asking what the get was. The sharty erupted into celebration, and both the get thread and the catalog began to play the song "We Are The Champions". The mood on the website was absolutely ecstatic, arguably only beaten by that of the /s4s/ get. The raid thread later got mysteriously deleted and removed the archives. A mod later stated that it was due to a bug with the archiver as well as the thread being accidentally deleted.

33000000 GET

The 33000000 GET was stolen by a bot similar to Baby bot that spammed Flartsons.

33333333 GET

The 33333333 was stolen by Baby bot.

34000000 GET

/qa/ won

Gem on Christmas eve.

36999999 GET

Post no. 36999999 was obtained on July 23, 2024

TRANNY NIGGER LOST

/lit/

22222222 GET

Stop NEETing it out and interact with people, incel chud

While 'teens agreed that this Bernkastel GET was coal, it was secured by a Sharty poster nonetheless.

/news/

1222222 GET

breaking news all niggers are dead
get brought to you by https://soyjaks.party

1234567 GET

Spic worshipping frog clittycel's failed attempt at taking the get

Frognigger BTFOd in this slowburn fight for /news/'s 1234567 GET

/p/

3999999 and 4000000 GETs

This is nut

/pol/

438888888 GET

/pol/ saving GET

/qa/ won/

453333333 GET

TND victory

kill niggers TND

how balcksissies will recover from this one?

472700000 GET

FnF Pedo stole the GET in this very gemmy thread that fooled the entire 'cuck except that one spaniard

kys fnf pedo

/pw/

4000000 GET

>>Tripple A
>>lucha libre
>>high flying
>>trios

/r9k/

68000000 GET

>I'M SO FUCKING BLACKPILLED BRO
>WOW THIS RYAN GOSLING MOVIE IS LITERALLY FUCKING MEO
>DUDE YOU GOTTA READ UP ON GNOSTICISM, IT'S LIKE CHRISTIANITY BUT BASED AND BLACKPILLED LIKE MEO
>UM, YOU WASH YOUR HANDS SOMETIMES? GTFO NORMALFAGO
>UM, JUST WORLD FALLACY MUCH?O
>*stubs toe* FUCKING BLACKPILLED AGAIN!

69000000 GET

The r9k 69000000 GET was NAS, but a /qa/ joke nonetheless.

Honestly I don't even want it

72999999 and 73000000 GETs

'umo un the lon

It's simple, just uhhh.... stop being depressed bro

74000000 GET

SHARYT WIN 1

75000000 GET

>we need to circumcice the McDonald's burger or something

76000000 GET

This GET smell like cheese.

But no party that targets the real causes of G*ldsons' subhuman decline? Why do G*ldsons hate missed threads and Barney? Without cheese G*ldsons will die out in a century and will be replaced by missed threads anyway. More G*ldson subhumans die from sniffism (also traffic accidents related to this), G*ldson on G*ldson violence, homosexuality (jannies, trannies and moddies suicide much more than heteros + they bear no (you)s), drugs (G*ldsons have drug epidemics that are worse than the afghan feet sniffer epidemic) Since L*ebaiters are dying out and getting confused, the government has to fix this or the economies of the G*ldson boards would collapse. G*ldson boards have been paying people welfare and child money in hopes of them breeding (since 2013) but they spend it on alcohol and drugs and keep the crisis going. People on welfare would rather buy ponies and pay half of their welfare on pony foo,d ROFL. So /qa/ fixes it by taking offboarders + L*ebaiters instead, in an attempt to preserve the G*ldson population. Every single board that took refugees has benefited from it economicaIIy apart from boards that were aIready third world. That's because of the G*ldsons' Marge-hoarding culture but I am not gonna get into that in this thread.

Leebait win

[s4s]

10000000 GET

Main article: Swaglord

As retaliation for the deletion of /qa/, soyteens stole the largest /s4s/ GET ever. This prompted arch-janny, Swaglord, (who had attempted to automate the GET but ended up with Post number 10000001 instead), to seethe big time. Dozens of /s4s/ natives were banned in a fit of impotent rage as a side effect. This GET was perhaps the most impactful in party history, being of a highly desirable number on a relatively popular board, and leading to the normalization of Cobson in soyjak culture.

10999999 GET

The 10999999 GET of /s4s/ was "gemmy" in response to a failed GET featuring Cobson and the iconic song Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo that was also used in the 10000000 GET in the same board.

indirect cob win

11000000 GET

babybot win

11111111 GET

babybot win

There's no archive because a janny seethed and deleted it in seconds before any archive could save it.

11200000 GET

FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT PUT /plier/ IN THE HEADER

a neutralposter got the get, amazing isn't?

/soc/

This GET smell like cheese.

31999999 and 32000000 GETs

females of soc, what kind of vibe do I give off?

Rate me?

The 31999999 and 32000000 GETs on /soc/ were stolen by pictures of Lee Goldson and Kuz, respectively. . Note that the start of the user ID for post 31999999 was QA, proving that /qa/ won once again.

/t/

1111111 GET

>piracy... le BAD!!

On February 5th, 2022, a soyteen scored the first and so far only septs in the history of /t/. Unlike most soyteen GETs on 4chan, post number n°1111111 was well-received by /t/ natives.

/trash/

53999999 GET

Almost a soylady and 'zellig W

TND!!!

57000000 GET

Whatever this thing is

If >>57000000 or >>56999999 are cirno'd, IAS, or pic rel then the mods must unironically unlock /qa/

58999999 GET

i dont get it

59000000 GET

"sharty and /dbs/ win"

67000000 GET

"mark"

An AI animated GIF of pepe the frog talking, the GIF from which this video originates from was created on the sharty, thus making it a sharty win.

/m/

21999999 GET

HWABAG

cobson egg win

22000000 GET

babybot win

/v/

/v/ has GETs that don't end in 0 disabled entirely due to a history of autists sperging out over GETs. posts that would end in dubs (and thus any trips, quads, quints, etc) will get their post ID raised by 1 so it's not a GET; if you don't believe me, try making a reply double arrow to a post ending in dubs (you'll have to manually input the post ID) and you'll notice that there was never a post with that ID because it was skipped

/vmg/

888888 GET

HWABAG

999999 GET

piggy board

1111111 GET

==soooooty==

/vm/

777777 GET.

Two hours later teens also tried to get the 53000000 GET from /trash/ yet this was taken by a cirnofag.

Common Cobson W

1000000 GET

>>999880 and earn money very slowly... without the blue bonuses you suffer

1111111 GET

Anyone wanna play gmod

/vp/

This page is sylver.

53000000 GET

BWC gem, a sharty win.

I LOVE GRASS TYPE POKEMON

55444444 GET

Thanks to Shaun the Vorefag chimping out at just the right time, the post numbers were shifted just enough for a Soyteen to post a leaked quote from the jannycord.

>Heh, the Sharty is trying to steal our numbers again.

Initially, the archive link to the GET wasn’t linkable on the ‘ki due to some tranny posting [P|‘p]] out of rage after the archive link was shared on /soy/, which due to how arch.b4k.co works caused the post to be mirrored on the archive until a archb4k janny cleaned it up and nuked the image from their servers. Fucking /vp/edophiles. The person who organized the GET heist would later set his sights higher and claim the next GET, which brings us to…

55555555 GET

Just after midnight on March 8, 2024, an ambitious soyteen raid leader & major contributor to the /vp/ trolling tactics article makes a thread on /soy/^{[will put link here later]} with the intent to steal the upcoming 55555555 octs to claim it for the Sharty and as an early birthday present, and out of spite for the board after witnessing /vp/‘s descent into Niggerhell after over 2 and a half years of using that dumpster fire. After approximately 2 and a half hours of slowburning with ‘teens making normal looking posts to bumo up the board’s post count until 2:42 AM, the GET was secured by a scriptGOD claiming it for the Rape New World Order. One of the other contenders for the GET were images of a sneed hat-wearing shiny sandshrew saying “Musk won, /soy/ won, HWABAG”, chosen specifically by the raid organizer to piss off tripfags while showing off his favorite pokemon; which the GET heist thread even being named “Operation Pholidote” after the taxonomical order of the animal Sandshrew is based on. Even though the GET wasn’t claimed with the hand-crafted, soyentifically honed tripfag-enraging gem due to a timing error & captcha issues, the scriptGODs<note>at least 2, according to a steam chat window</note> of the Rape New World Order were able to secure the GET.

GOTTA RAPE EM ALL

Surprisingly, the natives’ reception of the GET was primarily positive and it even convinced at least a few locals to join the Sharty’s side. As usual, there were some /vp/edos complaining, including some jartycuck/tranny/furfag/whatever who posted NSFW ponyshit to try and corrupt the thread. It didn’t work. At least it wasn’t ‘p this time. Also if you check names/tripcodes in the thread, you can see a cameo by the raid organizer/pangolin enthusiast/boogeyman himself. will put pic here

/vrpg/

3333333 GET

>turn-based rpgs still exist in 2023 really nigga?

/vst/

999999 and 1000000 GETs

>I fucking LOVE strategy games

>basedhammer

/vt/

41000000 GET

swedish win

47277777 GET

>just mock them and enjoy while we jack off to a landwhale using a 10 year old as a avatar
didnt know cognitive dissonance this strong was achievable natty

56000000 GET

/qa/ won /lgbt/ lost

60000000 GET

This get was negatively received because of the babybot parallels and its use of "flartson" which is generally considered forced NAS.

65000000 GET

soot

75999999 GET

Purple Jak

88000000 GET

/wsg/

5555555 Get

/plier/GOD GET

/x/

30999999 and 31000000 GETs

>I got kicked out of the library for putting the bible in the fiction section

Science

34999999 and 35000000 GETs

LOL ONIONS

>MyHouse.WAD

37000000 GET

Non-babybot baby get

/y/

3000000 GET

Additional GET picture plus replies of soy'eens

basedjak.party won

GETs on Other Imageboards

Mintboard

/bone/

777777 GET

• 
  Lucky Hillbilly Impjak Gem
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  Seething malding tranjans banned mobilechad after stealing the GET and deleted the post

The GET Nº777777 (GET of luck) was stolen by a mobilechad after posting a hillbilly impjak gem on /bone/, this caused so much malding amongst their tranjans that they deleted the GET and banned the mobilechad shortly after.

800000 GET

The 'unker

4000 GET

I made those images of soylita with a huge ass and made that one gif of a bbc entering soylitas tight asshole, I also made the chloe thread

4000 GET was obtained in a confession thread by soylita poster.

5000 GET

get for him

5000 GET prophecized the appearance of Admin Ϫ and thus considered a massive morale-boosting gem for the scattered soymmunity.

7000 GET

posted it again award

7000 GET was obtained by a teen voicing his dissatisfaction with SoySuba coal assumed by many to be the coal that destroyed the sharty.

8000 GET

ban pony coal NOW!

8000 GET was obtained by someone railing for pony ban.

9000 GET

It's a hash code

9000 GET was a reply to a teen who was asking what a tripcode is.

10000 GET

Shrek won

10000 GET was a gemmy reference to Shrekchan, a dead "ironic" altchan that was compared to sharty by some oldfags(It is also having creepypastas too). The GET received a custom message from Angeleno.

11111 GET

this

The first quints of the 'unker got obtained by a teen agreeing with a frogposter proclaiming jihad against Red.

12345 GET

'Why does everyone hate us?

The 12345th get on the 'unker was by someone asking why everyone hates jakkers.

20000 GET

???

Endchan

/dota/

33333 GET

COOOOOOOOB GAAAAAAAANG

69999 and 70000 GETs

Sharty won /qa/ won

/kanojo/

77777 GET

HWABAG

/pone/

9999 and 10000 GETs

A good amount soyteens really like nu metal.

/genshin/

10000 GET

I don't mind the sun sometimes The images it shows

19999 and 20000 GETs Double GET win.

Youre Goyslop!!

/agatha2/

59999, 60000, 60001 are all stolen by 'swinny members.

59999 and 60001 are stolen also.

ROOT's congratulation message.

'pesta comes supreme in taking over the 60000 GET on Endchan after a swinny raid. ROOT gives congratulations.

/hisrol/

11111 GET

Ohio W

/rus/

44444 GET

QA FUCKING WON

/rapport/

60000 GET

image to be added

Lainchan

KEEP IN MIND: LAINTRANNY JANITORS ARE KNOWN FOR SEETHING TO THE EXTREME EVERY TIME SOMEONE STEALS A GET FROM THEIR EXTREMELY DEAD IMAGEBOARD. TAKE HEED.

/hum/

66666 GET

niggerglitterboy coon spook spicniggerglitterboy coon spook spicniggerglitterboy coon spook spic...

The GET was later edited by the admin, who proceeded to add custom warning messages to every soy post in the thread.

Hello everyone! I just wanted to say that CHECK 'EM. Lainchan is the best site in the world.
Thank you for your time!
<3

80000 GET And 79999 GET

Skibidigods won

/music/

11111

Heil Sooty soot. Heil sooty soot.

Out of pure seethe, jannies immediately locked not only the board, but the whole site.^{[it just is, ok?]}

12345

Post soyboy woahjack music videos ITT

This GET also accounted for the weird /culture/ board which is an overboard of sorts

/q/

12345

SHARTY WIN.

Shartyteen snitching Shemmy confirmed.

/sec/

22222

ababa

The get was stolen by a babyGOD flooding multiple threads with excerpts from the Wikipedia page for breast milk and baby images. The site was then rolled back because of "soyjak spammers".

/technology/

Yeeeeep, we all won together, epic lainchan lose yet again, all your gets are belong to us

June/2/2024, yet another Lainchan buck BROKEN.

/lit/

Despite his incorrect opinion on the idea of a Skibidi Toilet book, it's ANOTHER sharty WIN!

8kun

/f1/

66666 GET

Gem

/tingles/

30000 GET

The OP's linked image depicted a soyjak drooling whilst listening to ASMR, referring to the board topic. Due to board restrictions, the GET was accompanied not by an image, but by a YouTube embed: (Soyjak Baby Photos (Wholesome) from SoyTube.

Error creating thumbnail: File missing

this is how you niggas be looking like https://files.catbox.moe/za0srk.png (this shitty site WILL not let me embed images)

Crystal Cafe

/b/

222222 GET

SoyGOD W

/feels/

99999 and 100000 GETs

The Sharty fought over and claimed two GETs that 'fe girls were entirely oblivious to. Baby stole the 99999 GET and was allegedly responsible for an impressive stealth Cacarald leading up to the GET. One post later, a certified platinum GODson victory swept the femcel community off their feet. This post echoed the iconic /s4s/ 10 Million Cobson GET.

im play with my legose

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

/media/

30000 GET

Total Glurple Victory, ladies, the mighty sharty passes you the salute

Leftypol

/anime/

20000 GET

Gem

/hobby/

33333 GET

Is soy coal

/tech/

20000 GET

TND

22222 GET

dbdbbxxbbxxh

Swedish Win

/edu/

20000 GET

SOYJAK PARTY WON, HAIL THE REICHSFUHRER, 14/88, REMOVE KEBABSj4v98

Getchan

/ref/

8888 GET

KILL YOURSELF

9000 GET

hwitwer won

/test/

600th GET

Taken on his birthday

666th GET

I lost

700th GET

Did baby just BTFO all of dada's anti-baby arguments?

Jarty

/meta/

11111th GET

Get fucked jartycucks

/raid/

777th GET

/soy/

40000 GET

tsmt

lol look at all the frogs on here

/sharty/

11111 GET

He won

12000 GET

Frootist GET oldpoopas lost

15000 GET

Kohlchan

/pol/

123456 GET

baby win

/z/

60000 GET

Swedish win

Soychan

/soy/

100 GET

On July 18 2023, Soychan, a clone of soyjak.party, opened for fifteen minutes before being locked for excessive illegal spam. Within this timeframe, a Joeyyposter posted the first GET on /soy/.

Error creating thumbnail: File missing

cinema

TheFrogPond

/pepe/

2666 GET

This GET shows an image of William Afton in his Scraptrap form, burning and keeping the devil waiting, it was a 'sharty win and a markiplier win.  

2700 GET

 

2800 GET

  The vortex.  

/bant/

Wizardchan

/music/

10000 GET

Bantculture a.k.a tovhov.gyate.net

/bant/

999 and 1000 GET

>make sure the 'teens are not stealing the 1000GET while I'm gone or I'm actually gonna rope

This get is notable because Bantculture tried to make multiple obstacles for those who wish to access the website, from requiring a password to post through the most known URL (and changing those passwords) to shutting down said URL. The jannies apparently started replacing IAS images with gyates. (a meme popular among 4cuck touhou trannies)

60000 and 59999 GETS

These GETS were stolen by PINGAS MAN! and a Floyd poster.

60000 Get on Bantculture was stolen by a teen using a jak of Floyd and Chauvin hugging it out.

59999 Get on Bantculture was stolen by the controversial PINGAS MAN!, the newest in a long line of name users

gurochan.cx (now guro.cx)

/g/

99999 and 100000 GETs

COB GANG
COB GET

Swedishwin.com

/soy/

= 6666 GET

/rr/

10 GET

New Cado

/dalwa/

75 GET

/nigger/

10 GET

Heyuri

/b/

99999 & 100000 GETs

Lee won

GETs on soyjak.blog (Outdated)

(add the GETs posted here https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/get-shlog-gets-monitoring-and-archive.3996) FROOT FIX THIS

69 GET

a redditor said nice

121 GET

420 GET

staff role should be called janny

1221 GET

Janny Jr

1488 GET

Gegagedigedagedago

1350 GET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpOIMeZg8Vg

5013 GET

Bean GEM

6969 GET

Redditor said Nice twice

7777 GET

>no posts since yesterday even doe I just posted

12321 GET

Tranny smh

42069 GET

a fat redditor said nice

69420 GET

Plz die cunt

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