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This harmless prank is legal in most places besides Louisiana. Louisiana is the only place where this is illegal.Contrary to popular belief sending za to someones house is not you PAYING for pizza. you can place an order online and then when the pizzaguy comes to the victims house HE is expected to pay. you don't need to spend money to ZA someone.
This one is pretty simple. Order pizza to someones house. When they arrive they will be asking for payment and the dude will likely be blacklisted for "prank calling".
Make sure to not be obvious, You can order online instead of using your real phone number and as long as your using a vpn you wont get caught GEG <--- even though nothing will happen to you even if you don't use a VPN. Dont order 6 gorillion pizzas with pineapple over and over because you most likely will get caught.
- Order a Dominoes Pizza
- Order a Pizza Hut Pizza
- Order a Little Ceasers pizza(best pizza so don't order it. Get xim a shitty pizza)
Fake dildos and other shit[edit | edit source]
The best part about this method is that you can pay to have the UPS man show up and ask for a signature of it.
- Gay cruise prank package: https://prankpackage.com/products/gay-cruise-prank-package-a1
- Budget blowup doll: https://prankpackage.com/products/blow-up-doll-prank-package-a1
- Granny panties (this one might be too obvious): https://prankpackage.com/products/granny-panties-prank-package-a1
Elephant poop[edit | edit source]
This speaks for itself. You can order 15 minutes of an Indian call center to someone's door entirely from your computer.
Facebook/Craigslist marketplace method[edit | edit source]
Say you're selling or giving something away for free at their address and convince people to meet them there. Soon enough there will be random people knocking on their door, scaring the shit out of them.
Put the fries in the bag or however the xitter is said[edit | edit source]
If you have enough info on someone and xey happen to live somewhere in the US, you can sign xem up for a job in several fast food chains through web. This is almost easier than sending 'zas and it has the added effect of blacklisting the victim from ever getting a job at every goyslop place.
Rapeson method[edit | edit source]
If you have someone's phone number, you can post it under 'orn comments pretending to be a woman looking to have phone sex, bonus points if you say you're a blonde white woman. It's 100% guaranteed that whoever's phone number you posted will get spammed to death by horny third world jeets and other types of niggerhell abominations.
Free Qurans[edit | edit source]
The Quran is Islams holy book like the Bible. It's pretty much what your great great uncle read when he had that funny device and said "ALLAH THE THIRD MOST MERCIFUL SOLALALLALALAL"[Marge...]
You can send one as a harmless prank here https://americanislamicoutreach.org/free-quran-brochures/
You can also send a missionary (a missionary is someone who walks up to your own house and asks you about jesus christ) from here https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/comeuntochrist/sg/form/request-missionary-visit
Remember[edit | edit source]
If you're going to do this, remember to share it on the Sharty so others can sneed. Do not be a selfish little fuck and leave the GEGS to yourself.
