Sharty Fixation Syndrome

Sharty Fixation Syndrome is a mental illness that stems from being heavily influenced by spending excessive time on Soyjak.party and quite possibly SoyBooru.

Symptoms

Language:

A soyteen with Sharty Fixation Syndrome (SFS) will most likely have a sympton where they see words or phrases like "soy", "meds", "nuts" and ""That's nuts!"" used in a context unrelated to sharty culture and impulsively start to associate said words with sharty culture, this specific symptom stems from these cases:

• Communicating via "Soyspeak", which mostly consists of pre-existing words that are attributed entirely different meanings (gem and coal for example).
• Certain trends, memes, inside jokes, influences and influencers in sharty culture like Kuz, Nigger Cow, the World Economic Forum and the New World Order, Fundamental Paper Education, and real people who are bald men with glasses.

Outlook and beliefs:

Both Sharty and Booru users are known for having very open and heavily one-sided, chuddy beliefs, both from the left and right wing sides of American politics. The freedom of speech and freedom of expression granted by both the sharty and the 'ru are part of why such opinions are so common there, examples of this expression include:

• Countrywars, common amongst SoyBooru users.
• Hanging troonjak posting.
• Being a faggot, the sharty is an anonymous imageboard, so being a faggot comes with far less concequences.
• Being obsessed with the quality of having Aryan genetics.
• Being a chudcel, meaning they have prejudeces against trannies, faggots, niggers, pajeets and literally everyone who's Vril Levels don't meet their standards.

Treatments

For any parents reading this, the best treatment is to limit your childs excessive screentime and to try and engage with them by yourselves, always remember that your child is most likely using their device to keep themselves occupied and stimulated until they eventually get off their butts to go do something worthwhile, there is always a better way to keep your kids occupied.

For all soyteens and 'jakkers, including you, try taking a step back into your real life and thinking if there is something more worthwhile to do with your time (homework, prayer, physical health, life goals, getting laid, ECT...).

Discoveries and cases

Discovery

On May/15/2024, the Soyteen Soientist Agency (SSA) conducted a test where a soyteen would be given a Dictionary to observe his reactions to see if the soyteen would associate any of the words in the Dictionary in the context of Sharty culture rather than the context provided by the Dictionary itself, below is footage from the test itself that has been heavily compressed to conform with the 50MB upload limit:

Nate

If you have ever watched those humorous TikTok/YouTube Shorts style video's featuring the sharty's mascot "Nate Higgers", you may notice signs of Sharty Fixation Syndrome in his behavior from his beliefs, reactions to non-sharty related things and his language, Nate Higgers most likely suffers from Sharty Fixation Syndrome.

Sources

The original video in high quality (takes up lots of MB): https://archive.org/details/880677b-8-54b-1-4f-4f-8f-3e-c-90f-218b-0706

The original thread on /soy/ where the SSA first reported the test results: https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7239499.html

The archived version of the above page: https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7239499#p7239499

Sharty Fixation Syndrome is part of a series on Mental health	Illnesses and Conditions [-+] ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ Autism ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement Syndrome (Zoomer / Cobson / Sharty / Discord) ♦ Insanity ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome
	Treatments [-+] ♦ BBC therapy ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum