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Sidson
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| Vinluv Anton Handesbukia | ||
Sidson is ID'd.
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| Origin | Xitter, (March 6, 2022) |
| Booru Posts |  237 As of February 4th, 2025 |
| Traced From | Virtuosity (1995) |
Sidson (also known as Sidjak) is an ID'd Soyjak variant created by former Kill Your Meme member Vinluv, that is the superior "spiritual successor" to Cobson, using Russel Crowe as Sid 6.7 from Virtuosity as a replacement for Jobe Smith from Lawnmower Man. Sidson is an utterly ID'd variant that inspired a generation. Even has his own V-tuber in 'Speaks.
He is associated with his own splinter, Sidson.city.
Controversy[edit | edit source]
Sidson's timeline is tied to #VATHgate. Since it's creation on the 30th anniversary of The Lawnmower Man, Sidson has received mixed reviews, with the majority of it expressing negativity and confusion. Despite the criticism Vinluv continued to force push it until it finally got a tag on the booru[1] which was promptly hidden, spurring talks of #Vathgate once more. The creator is a self-proclaimed "Christian" who follows gay porn actors on Twitter and posts fat furry pornography on Reddit.
Vinluv's house as a means of being a epi palace[edit | edit source]
Reasons: Gooner (check @thriveleak on xitter), Groomed a 16 year old on xitter to draw her sona (epislop) fat, harbors ‘p on his site, associates with deplorable people.
Name: Bryan T Pham
Phone numbers: (parents nunbers) 9542423228, 9542924328
Attends: the new college of florida
House address: 4330 cactus ave sarasota florida
Dad: Quyen Gia Pham
Mom: Tana T Pham (Truong prior to marriage)
Vinluv's Stalkers[edit | edit source]
Vinluv is frequently stalked by people who would like to play with his fat furry belly, however, they are too autistic and embarrassed to ask for this upfront so they express their love by watching his every move on Twitter (the site they come from). They will also repost their collection of his handsome face/selfies because they are too new to know that Vinluv loves when you do this.
i'm trans BTW
^shitskin above me
Sid as a Means of Revolution[edit | edit source]
Sid's polarizing nature makes the variant prime fodder for Soyvil War shenanigans, and also as a battlecry against Soot and Kuz's radical decisions. Sid is also used as a mascot for #VATHgate protests, symbolizing a coming age of 'jakking, led by Vinluvian forces.
Hid Sids[edit | edit source]
As a mean of protest[of what?] Vinluv developed a new form of stealthjakking, with said 'jakking involving hiding sids into regular soyjaks in hopes of incidentally being reposted and saved, spreading against the janny's will. Vinluv's attempts are quite successful with only his more intentionally obvious posts ignoring ire. Is this an ironic punishment? Has the 'sharty's hubris turned itself into the monster? We may not know now, but the tides are changing.
Relation to other 'sons[edit | edit source]
The Variant "Sidson" is separated even further from other 'sons. Being a specific pastiche and sequel to Cobson, it's aesthetic similarities to the original gemerald (bared, singular row of teeth, detailed whites, and pupils in eyes) are purely convergent in evolution as the "Sid"-prefix is named entirely from the character of it's namesake (SID 6.7). Thoughever, most 'jakkers simply title it "Sidjak" either because of misunderstanding, simplicity, or an attempt to separate it from other 'sons. Vinluv, it's original creator, still stands besides the use of "Sidson" or "Sidjak", with the naming controversy still confusing many Siddish posters to this day.
Not to be confused with Mameson, (forced splinter brimstone) Flartson (mere coal) and DEFINITELY not to be confused with ███████
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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The original inspiration -
Siddle me this? -
They may take our threads, but they'll never take away our IDs -
>NAS AM I? -
Sootron, it was wrong to serve you. -
The Final Sid-lution -
In a sharty, there is a shaky truce between those who rule the boards, and those who rule everything. -
xe will goon to you harassing her with how much of a fat xlob xe is <-- what are you talking about nigga is a mogger
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