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Slopjaks
 | Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following was likely written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
This page, ironically, is a gem.
Slopjaks[1] (also known as shitjaks (even doe that names been taken), Deformed ‘jaks 2.0 or more ironically GOD-TIER WOJACKS) are a gem variety of "soyjaks" which aim to accurately depict the person (or people) they're mocking like most soyjaks do, while adding on a hilarious over-the-top amount of grotesque features and accessories in a calm & collected effort to make whoever the 'jak artist is trying to mock look bad.
They are ESPECIALLY common in natural Booru conflicts, Countrywars, religion wars and seethe against admins/jannies/popular namefags.
As opposed to regular soyjaks which cause extreme seethe from soyboys due to it being like looking in a mirror, 100x more seethe goes into the accurate depictions of users & realizing they look like that & say that.
Some have said that slopjaks may be a nusoyfordfocus's rendition of Colorjaks, although if this is the case they might be a bit more funny, albeit. History often repeats itself.[it just is, ok?]
Whenever a slopjak is created that is incomprehensible, or at least isn't part of some forced war, it is sometimes an example of "a low effort gem", or in other words; something so bad it turns good.
Origin[edit | edit source]
Possibly the first slopjaks ever drawn were by Leonardo da Vinci in the late 15th century.[2] They are drawings of people with ridiculous distortions, and as Discord hasn't been invented yet the lack of its logo on them is excusable, thus making them IAS (is a 'slop). The Macaco jaks were a series of exactly 22 images that were posted by an anon on /qa/ over the course of 2 days back in 2021. The intent of the OG macaco wojak artist was to BTFO various factions of coalers that were shitting up /qa/ at the time. Having a full set of Macaco Wojaks in one's Soyjak folder was a highly sought after status symbol.[it just is, ok?]
It is widely agreed that most slopjaks came from the FNF pedo war in mid-2023. Someone kept on quoting the 'zellignigger with a 'posted it again award' soyjak whenever he posted soyjaks of the FNFpedo, and the Zellignigger then made it brown and deformed. Some say standard slopjakking originated from brown deformed troonjak spamming, but this has not been fact checked and peer reviewed as of the date you are reading this. They are popular on SoyBooru despite being controversial on the 'party. This is because 'ru users evidently hate monochrome soyjaks that make fun of nu-males, although this could be because of one of two reasons:
- They themselves are soyboys [[Citation Needed]] and feel "personally attacked" enough by soyjaks to feel the need to make absurd enough variations so they no longer resemble them.
- They are desensitized to being mocked as weak men (due to either constant exposure to soyjaks or from being even more degenerate than a soyboy) and need to slapfight using the most repulsive 'jaks possible to feel something.
SoyBooru culture played a big role in the creation of slopjaks, with conflicts such as the third soyvil war and the Italo-Argentine War leading users to create more hideous and over-detailed soyjaks throughout 2023. Slopjaks may be the aftermath of Brimstone Winter.
Slopjaks were discovered to bear similarities to people with Neurofibromatosis, leading 'teens to believe in the existence of IRL slopjaks.
Joel, The Bulgarian and the Romanian Schizo are generally considered to be the creators of Slopjaks due to starting deformed/brown jak spam in 2023, which would later influence the term "Slopjak" and evolve it into what it is today
Characteristics[edit | edit source]
Many slopjak artists use original features in their edits:
- Brown/black skin
- Flags for pedophilia, zooophilia and other degenerate shit
- Purple tranny hair
- Offsite logos (trooncord, twitter, reddit, 4chan, the jarty etc.)
- Flag of some random country
- Speechbubbles
- Forced meme/FOTM the author dislikes
- Small and visible brain
- a gazillion awards
- Hanging
- Distortion
- Jewish nose and/or Star of Davis
- Mutt lips
- Thick eyebrows and/or unibrow
- Stink lines, flies, shit, etc.
- Queen of Spades
- Bloodshot crying eyes and/or yellow sclera
- Autism symbols/signs (like the puzzle piece or an autism hat)
- Yellow/rotting teeth
- Taqiyah/Keffeyah/Turban
- Overdetailed wrinkles
- Huge list of media you're NOT allowed to like in the background
- Leftist logos/mottos (Black Lives Matter, Stop Asian Hate, hammer and sickle, antifa, etc.)
- Small penis
Countermeasures[edit | edit source]
The best way to deal with slopjaks is to write “nobody looks like that” under a Sharty thread or a Booru post. This phrase instantly sobers up the distraught slopposter and makes him feel ashamed that he is turning 'board into a dump with his shit.[it just is, ok?]
even though there are people that actually look like slopjaks irl
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Slopchads[edit | edit source]
Slopchads are subgenre of slopjaks that portray the sloppers as gigachads:
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An example of a slopchad
See also[edit | edit source]
- Brown Troonjaks - a Slopjakking "subvariant" thats more focused on comedy than gay soytan hentai, evendoe thats the point of slopjaks
- Boogeyman hunting
- Lees of the sharty
- Fnf pedo
Citations[edit source]
- ↑ https://archive.is/a1PKU
- ↑ https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Caricatures_by_Leonardo_da_Vinci
