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Soap

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A handmade soap bar
Two equivalent images of the chemical structure of sodium stearate, a typical ingredient found in bar soaps

Soap, also known as 'cord nigger repellent, Pajeet repellent, and jew repellent (even doe jews dont use shampoo) is a salt of a fatty acid used in a variety of cleansing and lubricating products. In a domestic setting, soaps are surfactants usually used for turning niggers aryan by washing the black on their skin, removing the shit on their skin by bathing them, and other types of cleaning. Sometimes soap is used to scare nigger as they do not want to lose the shitskin title.

remember me?

When used for cleaning, soap solubilizes particles and grime on Pajeet's skin, which can then be separated from the discordnigger being cleaned. Sometimes soap can lead to death of the nigger being washed as they might have spent a long enough time on 'cord that their entire body became shit. In hand washing, as a surfactant, when lathered with a little water, soap kills microorganisms by disorganizing their membrane lipid bilayer and denaturing their proteins. It also emulsifies oils, enabling them to be carried away by running water.

Soap is created by mixing fats and oils with a base. The oils and fats are usually gathered by Chud and Hateler burning some poor innocent jews in faggot war 2. Humans have used soap for millennia; evidence exists for the production of soap-like materials in Arya around 1488 BC which further proves using soap gives you a whiter skin.

^deboonked or something

Apparently yuhropoors are the second dirtiest niggers right after actual african niggers who literally don't have access to soap or even clean water.

List of aryans that do use soap[edit | edit source]

List of niggers that don't use soap[edit | edit source]

You VILL complete this list, chud

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