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Soysuba
Soysuba is darker than coal...
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Soysuba is a forced meme?
Heckin' downvoted |
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 Soysuba is a DEAD MEME
Pay your respects here |
| Soysuba | |
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| Failed Mascot | |
| Origin | /soy/ or soybooru |
| Booru Posts |  Soysuba |
| Traced From | Random twitter drawing |
| Based On | Nintendo Switch |
| Nationality | Anime |
SoySuba is forced brimstone mined straight from the depths of niggerhell. It was created sometime around early August 2023, after the soyjak.party domain was dropped by DynaDot due to the seethe from Goongate, when the domain was soychan.org. Some tranny thought it was a good idea that the sharty needed a new hecking kawaii tranime mascot just like muh oldfag soytan, so xe made this awful brimstone. Thankfully, this vantablack niggerstone is slowly being has already been forgotten, so this page is already a total waste of bytes.
Appearance[edit | edit source]
She has long hair with a gray patch in the middle that split each side between red and blue, which also are the colors of each of her eyes, meaning she has heterochromia. Her cheeks have freckles and pink rectangles which probably represent bandaid spots or something, she also uses square nerdy glasses and a black t-shirt with the word /soy/ written on it. She has two distinct versions, one that is facing sideways and another that is front facing, the former is traced from a random xitter drawing.[1]
Design flaws[edit | edit source]
SoySuba has nothing to do with soy culture or soyboys. The only things she has that are close with soyboys are the glasses and the fact she has the colors of the Nintendo Switch, which is usually played by kids and soyboys but that is not enough to consider it a true 'jak mascot as it appears to not even have the characteristics of a 'jak unlike Soytan.
Post Mortem[edit | edit source]
It isn't too difficult to understand the reason for Soysuba's failure as a variant. Traditionally clean or aesthetically pleasing mascots are generally frowned upon in sharty culture, specially female ones for reasons that ammount to inevitably becoming goonerslop. Soysuba also has very flimsy connections to soy culture in general, despite the Nintendo Switch being popular among soyboy's, this item isn't that heavily emblematic to the sharty, and its usage in jakking culture hasn't been popular since 2020-2021. The name itself also makes no sense, "Soysuba" doesn't convey anything from the actual character and was probably only done as a reference to Yotsuba, a name like "Nintendotan" or "Switchtan" would probably come across the point across much better. Soysuba also isn't drawn in a traditional soyjak artstyle nor anything closely resembling it, which is a turn-off to many users. Most obviously, any usage that Soysuba could have are already taken by Soytan, making 'Suba totally redundant. This, and many other factors contribute to a failure of a ""jak"" that likely didn't need to exist in the first place.
