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Soyak
Soyak is the gem that saved the 'party!
| Soyak | |
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| Wojak variant (and original Soyjak variant) | |
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| Origin | Disputed |
| Booru Posts |  7Ϫ00+ As of December 4th, 2023 |
| Traced From | Wojak |
Soyak, also known as soijak or soyjak, is a high quality, untraced, well drawn edit of the Wojak face as a soy boy. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Main article: Origin of soyjak
Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to /int/ by a Swede on December 30th, 2017.[1] (swedish win btw)
On September 1 2021, Soyjak historians on /qa/ unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.[2]
As of 2024, research into this topic is still ongoing.
Early life (>I heckin love fanfiction!!!111)[edit | edit source]
Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg, washed down with soymilk. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
He graduated from UC, berkeley with computer science degree and now works at apple
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan. Together they had Nate and caca.
Likes[edit | edit source]
- Nintendo Switch, and Nintendo in general
- Capeshit
- Meds
- Bugs
- Living in a sealed pod
- Wearing masks
- Thanos memes
- Soylent
- Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
- The Science (even doe he can barely understand it EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SCIENCE HAS DEBOONKED CHUDDIES or however the bugs are eaten)
- Brands that support BLM and trans rights
- Progressive Democracies
- Klaus Schwab(rest in power!!!) and his other WEF overlords
- Bluesky
- Breakfast For Dinner
- Hot sauce collections
- Bone-chilling slow burns
- His Funko Pop collection
- Sour Candy
- Optimistic nihilism
- Talk Tuah
- Prime
- Lunchly
- Whatever the image poster doesn't like
- Apple/Products from Apple
- Ukraine
- Neoliberalism
- 90s games
- Comic books
Dislikes[edit | edit source]
- 4chan
- Chuds
- Bloodmouths
- Homemade meals
- Rural people (except asian soy farmers)
- Shaving
- soyjak.party (
>I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!!) - Transphobia
- Toxic masculinity
- People with negative Reddit karma
- Jumpscares
- Science deniers and questioners
- Whatever the image poster likes
- Critical thinking (requires Ibuprofen and Xanax)
- Being called a cuck
- Zoomers
