Soyberang

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Soyberangs or Flying Soy Saucers are one of Soyjak's favorite toys. He throws it in the air and it goes straight to the Faucimarket goycery store to pick up some soy milk, a nintendo switch, and some tasty bugs, yum yumitty yum. He also lets Tyrone play with it as part of his "cuck my wife" sessions. Soyberangs are also the most eco-friendly toy in the universe, it releases climate change meds every time you throw it.

Overview

A soyberang is a throwing stick with aerodynamic properties, traditionally made of wood, but also of bone, horn, tusks and even iron. Modern soyberangs used for soyience purposes may be made from plywood or plastics such as soy beans, polypropylene, phenolic paper, or carbon fiber-reinforced plastics. Spongesoy loves chewing microplastics. Here Dr. Soychler explains it in this citation[1]

Archive

I can't even fucking archive this [2]

Citations

https://www.youtube.com/live/AqQiUyX0T4A?si=Yppmy7Ua0r0j6ANb
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7367175.html#7367453