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Soycraft II
Founded	July 28th, 2024
Creator	Mist - Manager, Quote - Developer.

Spawn as of August 1st, 2024

Soycraft spawn in August 3rd, 2024 as seen from the Dynmap (https://map.soyak.party)(Link is broken But I won't fix it because i'm a selifh little fuck and trans btw if that matters.)

The 4th Soycraft server is the official Minecraft server of Soyjak.Party, and partially also of Soygem.Party.It was released on the 28th of July with announcements made on both /soy/ and /craft/, following the /craft/ board being re-opened after a two month long hiatus.

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YOU VILL join ze server

YOU VILL use a cracked account using legacy launcher if you don't have a premium account / vant to remain private

YOU VILL form your own faction and make hyperborea in Minecraft.

CRAFTING RECIPES HERE!!!

How to join using a cracked account

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  Adding the version

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  Creating your account.

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  HWABAG!

Use Fjord Launcher Unlocked for that, a fork of Fjord Launcher.

If you're on Windows, pick the 'Setup' version.

If you're using Windows or Mac, you will get some warning about the program being from an unreviewed publisher. You can ignore that.

Do NOT add the Microsoft account when asked! Click 'Finish' instead.

Once, you've installed it, you'll need to click "add instance" and 1.20.6.

After that's done, you can create your account. Click "Accounts" then "Manage accounts". Then click "add offline" and choose any name you'd like.

Click 'Launch'. When prompted to add a Microsoft account, simply click on your newly made account and hit the 'Close' button.

Finally, just add mc.soybooru.com like any other multiplayer server, join then register! Just make sure to follow the rules.

Common Errors

It is asking you to add a premium account, then you may have downloaded the wrong program. Make sure it's Fjord.

NEVER USE TLAUNCHER (maybe sometimes)

TLauncher is spyware, proprietary malware, other forms of "ware" and is Russian government tracking software used to track innocent children with no brain. Wrong! TLauncher IS spyware but was a ripped fork of the original TLauncher (now called Legacy Launcher because cunts who forked Tlauncher have copyright of it, beware cause the fags have set up fake Legacy Launcher websites to bait people into downloading their shitty malware). BTW TLauncher is not actually a trojan or a malware.

How to join using Android

If you have an Android, you can join Soycraft, and play the Java Edition, by using PojavLauncher.

To use it, download PojavLauncher from the Google Play Store or from GitHub.

Then, create a new profile, but under the "version" box, click the "SELECT" button to the right and choose 1.20.1 (which is located under "Release"). Finally, at the very top, tap where it says "Add account" and then click the "Add account" button in the dropdown menu. Clicking "Microsoft Account" will allow you to log in, while clicking "Local Account" will allow you to play cracked.

If you have iOS, you can also use PojavLauncher, but it is less straightforward to install.

Release

The server released on the 28th of July, Sunday. At the time it included a brand new factions plugin which allowed for warfare and more "Roleplay" oriented scenarios. On the release-day of the server it was able to garner around (46) ~50 players at Its peak. It also included a few plugins from the older Soycraft server which had been hosted by Baritone, Soycraft. The servers' new Managers / Administrators are Mist and Ronald, with Doll also being given "Operator" powers.

The server had suffered through many reboots in its first few days mainly due to new plugin additions but also to attempt to make the server more stable and less laggy. As it was (and still is) somewhat of a problem for players.

History and Culture

The server is a reboot of the old Soycraft server (of which Doll and fags have still not made a World download for FROOT DO THIS), and briefly ran on the same IP (mc.soyjak.party) before the switch to a new modern less racist more transphobic (chuds say this o algo) IP. It went online 7/28/2024.

The Battle for Slvt Stronghold (The Ultimate Failraid of Ultimate History) 7/30/2024

Since the server had opened, the faction Slvt4Bibisi Fanclub had declared war on every faction of significant size on the server and had been hunting down its members at their bases and killing them for loot, going as far as Hyperborea at 10,000 blocks North. Particularly, they had targeted Agartha and its leader stampylongnose. On 7/30/2024 stampy called all of his allies who were willing from factions including TheChuddianFront, TheWizardFederation (every faction on the servers greatest ally o algo please give the diamonds and resources), and others to his base to lead a raid against Slvt4Bibisi Fanclub and its leader at their base in the nether. Approximately 20 or so chuds showed up to aid. They traveled nearly 2,000 blocks by foot, took multiple screenshots, and landclaimed around the nether portal leading to Slvt Stronghold and generally shit up the local area with netherack. Eventually, stampy called for someone to enter the portal naked to check if it had been blocked, so that they may begin the siege elsewhere if so. Once the ok was given, the entire army rushed into the portal and was immediately slaughtered because ManinoffLover had claimed it wasnt blocked. He was right in this actually, as it was blocked off only after he had died. Meaning they had either forgotten to trap the portal initially, or were anticipating a bait to check the trap.

Much seething was done, many enchanted items were lost, and this is generally considered the worst failraid EVER and of course da jooz were behind it (really).

The Fall of the SAE

Since the SAE (Soy Aryans) had owned more chunks then they had power (~400/~300), their territory were left vulnerable to attack and seizure. On July 31th, 2024, a user by the name of VolunteerCarp took advantage of this flaw and raided the SAE spawn territory, inflicting massive damage while being left unnoticed. The SAE couldn't reclaim their building due to lacking the power to do so, thus invoking user Terry_A_Davis to seize it for himself. When the leader of the SAE YuriGOD01 logged back on, he was left disappointing and was coerced into resigning then creating a cartel near chuddian front. The faction is still standing as of now, but it is uncertain if they would survive any longer.

Portal Trapping

Due to the claim feature, players (Slvt4BIBISI) can make portal traps from which players cannot get out of (unless they use the ./spawn command.) This trapping strategy is considerably efficient at trapping the players of enemy factions and killing them, as they cannot get out in any way unless they have 8 seconds to wait for the teleport to spawn or an ender pearl.

The Fall Of Slvt4Bibisi

SlvtJohnson, in his infinite wisdom, ended up accidentally inviting Pat - a member of Agartha, one of their sworn enemies - to his faction. Unbeknownst to Slvt, invites do not expire. Pat went on to type /f join Slvt4Bibisi Fanclub, which allowed him full reign over the faction's claims. Pat griefed all of their chests, broke their ender chest, took down their victory banners (they kept shields and banners of the other factions they raided), and stole their rare tranny music discs amongst another damages which were inflicted.

A celebration was held after slvt got on and found out about the raid in the form of a meet up at Agartha, where a 10x10 hanging slvtjak could be found on top of their main base. Screenshots were taken.

Having lost everything that wasn't in his inventory or secretly stashed away, Slvt and his bvll magicgoy fell largely silent, with the ladder dying over and over again in spawn. This decreased their power to the point where portions of their base could be claimed, and one of their spires were stolen.

A thread about the grief and fall can be found here.

The Dark Ages

On August 2nd, 2024, only 5 days after the server had opened, Mist announced that xhe's going on vacation, leaving the server effectively unmoderated. Griefers quickly seized the opportunity and withered and lavacasted almost every significant base while everyone was asleep causing massive seethe and player counts dropping by roughly 70%. As of 8/10/2024, Mist remains yet to be seen and the future of the server is uncertain. One player acked himself over this.

During these trying times, Sonoro discovered a new exploit, allowing him to kill any player and take their items by simply logging into their account, combat logging them, and logging them out. He quickly used this to wipe nearly every inventory on the server and create a hoard of items for himself. However, on August 11th, 2024, an unknown Agarthan accidentally logged into Sonoro's account due to a pajeet level login system, wiping his base and his ender chest, causing Sonoro's large masive big white cock to start leaking so much that xe took down the server. This event marked the end of Soycraft v2 and eventually lead to a whole server wide reset with a new map being used.

Post-Reset (Soycraft 2.5)

The reset most notably included the inclusion of a new worldgen plugin and McMMO. What ensued was a period of relative peace that held on for almost a month, as the three great factions Aeterna Agartha, abstain and /qa/triots were friendly to each other. The Soycraft team was expanded with a new moderator, Wind, aswell as a new Admin, Quote.

Chudway

The chudway is a public works railroad project that was called out soon after the reset. It is being planned by the Woluntas faction and built by everyone on the server.

The Government

The Government is a democratic entity backed by the jannies and for which elections are held every now and then. The first and current president is FROGBVLL, who declared the area around spawn public property, meaning everyone can build there without having to worry about griefing. Gemmy buildGODS soon arrived and built a McDonalds, a casino and are currently busy with a giant Collosseum. You can help too.

Anticipation to the 8-hour-war

In early September, abstain member ytmug's manifesto was circulating amongst the soyteen population, in which he criticized the server management, the widespread pacifism, aswell as a general spiritual decline, ending it by announcing attacks against the other factions. Many agreed with this manifesto. Factions soon began to prepare defensive measures.

The 8-hour war

The peace was broken on the 4th of September, 2024, when members of abstain bombed the Agarthans in a dastardly attack, also accidentally revealing that the Agarthans have been duping items. Having anticipated this disturbance of peace, and believing that other factions won't be spared either, an unknown group which turned out be /qa/triots quickly reacted by raiding abstain in return, surprising them in their base over 4 million blocks from spawn and demoralizing them to the point of the faction disbanding. Two videos of the raid can be found here and here abstain member ytmug then joined the rogue Wagner PMC faction and raided Andria with withers. This was foiled by the /qa/triots who killed the withers before they could cause any damage. In a last attempt, ytmug ambushed /qa/triot Farmer11_N at spawn and lost the ensuing fight, causing him to announce his permanent departure from the server.

The sacking of Agartha

On September 7th, Soycraft president and Aeterna Agartha co-owner FrogBVLL was approached by Alto members who threatened to kill him if he doesn't hand them over his base. Other Agartha members were also approached and forced to join the Alto faction at the threat of being axe-murdered. Thus Alto conquered the entire Agarthan town in less than in hour

Chuds storming spawn on Jan 6th

Then everyone left

After this the playerbase began to dwindle quite down, with many leaving due to boredom and the server already having had a long, 5 month lifespan. Mist has recently announced a "temporary" 2 week modded soycraft server with a thrembillion mods that nobody asked for. A second presidential election also happened, with a player known by the name of "Scientoloju" becoming the second president of Soycraft.

SoyCraft 2+1

Top janny Mist launched the modded server on 11/23/24, seeing the most attention /craft/ had gotten in nearly a fortnite. The server had an optimistic reception, but faced trouble almost right away. One of the mods must have had a memory leak, because the server was crashing on a near daily basis, clogging the 'log with complaints and nearly zero gems. I didn't personally join because I'm a vanillaGOD, but here's a paste of the modlist.

It is yet to be seen if soycraft will get another brimstone wiki page, or merely expand this one further. Rumor has it FitMC himself is making a video on SoyCraft as we speak, and if you get your name in the 'ki you'll be in his video.

Plugins

The server includes many plugins such as SlimeFun, Brewery, Dynmap, ImageFrame and many more, they allow for a far more custom experience than any vanilla Minecraft server could allow. On the 30th of July a user known as Sonoro would abuse the login security plugin and log into accounts using an alt manager, using already registered cracked accounts and then overwriting all of the victim's armor and tools with cobblestone, this exploit has since then been patched.

Factions (pre-Reset)

The server includes many factions, the most important and biggest factions include The ChuddianFront, The Gigachad Empire, The Soy-Aryans, Agartha, /qa/triots, /bant/, Andria, Woluntas, Venetia, TheWizardFederation and many more, the plugin that is used on the server includes a unique power system, In the servers' first days the number one spot for power was almost always exclusively taken by the Soy-Aryans, the two biggest factions are the Soy-Aryans and The ChuddianFront. On the first day of the server launching, Doll had also made an appearance and created a Janny only faction known as The Dollhouse, in reference to the old Telegram mod-exclusive groupchat.

Auschwitz

A -man faction lead by Shreklord5. Has the most vassals out of any faction in the server.

The Soy-Aryans / SAE

Soy-Aryan(ie) Empire were the largest faction on the server up until July 31st, 2024 when they were Holocausted and gassed to death by a large fat ladies asscheeks. At their peak, they had around 37 members. It was run by YuriGOD (Minecraft username YuriGOD1) a former Schlog namefag who was banned on the site for his Guro fetish and stated that he would get off on a fat lady being dismembered, raped, and tortured. Despite the former, It was an incredibly gemmy and awesome faction and had the biggest landclaim (mostly on the spawn "island") until being massacred, and had many of the most prominent players as members early on, including the server owner Mist. The Soy-Aryans became increasingly unstable, with power struggles plaguing the faction and ownership temporarily being given to 6zfx. It was eventually disbanded by Mist following it's decline and YuriGOD's inactivity. SAE btfo'd. The faction was based in the Nutshack, named after the slowburn genre-defining show of the same name. Situated less than a hundred blocks from Spawn, It was the oldest house on the server and was destroyed during the faction's decline.

The Wizard Federation

Faction of mediocre size run by Daisuke_Cobson, a heckin' oldfag from original Soycraft who is not not retarded and cant build the black sun correctly. Like Israel, they are (our) greatest ally and deserve free stuff. Tries to sell wool and fails consistently. Terry_A_Davis's first faction.

Also employs the most diverse workforce on the server, being a niche internet microcelebrity for recruiting slave labor from players with black skins such as Noot2011 (an actual child o algo) and LungCancer12 ( pedofag )

The base was raided on 8/2/2024 by Slvt4Bibisi. Members of The Wizard Federation claim that no one was online during the raid and that the chunk right in the center of xheir base became unclaimed. The fact that no one was online makes the raid susicious because then no power could have been stolen from members to make xhem lose chunks(or however the plugin no one understands works).

Agartha

A real faction run by the Aryan Hyperbeasts themselves GoldenNeon (Owner) and stampylongnose (yes, the real stampy) (Co-Owner), with JimothyCo and Pat as third and forth in commands respectively. None of them, except for Pat, can do combat, but they can do farms and make lots of (((money))) and the faction heads are known Canacucks. A giant netherack and glowstone swastika is visible on the worldmap roughly 80 blocks above their base.

They committed the ultimate revenge attack on Slvt4BIBISI, finding justice for the twenty lost 'teens in the Ultimate Failraid of Ultimate History, after their member Pat was accidentally invited to their faction and promptly griefed them after both members went offline.

Woluntas (WL)

This tiny faction so far is comprised of 5 people. The faction also hosts proxies across the map, such as the Empire of Viasyni and the Holy Russian Empire, making the total member count 8. They are leading the new chudway project.

'booru

New faction o algo.

The Slvt4BIBISI Fanclub

Undeniably the villains of the server that are responsible for multiple deaths, portal trappings, and overall just being insufferable niggers. On day one it consisted of just its founder, Slvt4BIBISI, who due to his status as a namefaggot on /soy/ got ruthlessly spawn killed. Despite this, he was able to construct a giant niggerdick out of obsidian at spawn named "slvt spire". Eventually, after xe got off to goon to his epi, chuds managed to destroy xer base by luring creepers. After returning and subsequently getting spawnkilled and crying to the janny he retreated into niggerhell to build "slvt stronghold". Along the way he would recruit magicgoy into the club, and after getting armor the duo went on a killing spree killing members from ChuddianFront, The Soy-Aryans, Agartha, /qa/triots, Hyperborea, /bant/, Woluntas, Venetia, and Andria. Notably, in the case of Hyperborea they went 10,000 blocks north just to build a niggerdick on their lawn.

On August 8th, as a response to the server being effectively dead due to Mist's absence, Slvt announced that he's quitting the server and left behind another obsidian dick, including a hidden treasure which was captured by /qa/triots-member Kubelson.

Slvt Stronghold

Despite its history little is known about the location. It resides in the bowls of niggerhell (The Nether) and is heavily fortified. Known fortifications include a lava curtain, physical walls that stretch to the nether ceiling, multiple portal traps (4 are claimed to exist) (they're all gone doebeit after they were taken down by Agarthans, but might be back up), and its location being a crimson forest also provides challenges from the hostile mobs to terrain.

As of August 2nd, their base was raided, chests destroyed, and filled with lava. So much for 'stronghold', geg. A chain is only as strong as its weakest link (retarded bibisea cucks).

Chüddisch Front

A now derelict faction, once the largest on the server. They merged with Andria, a faction based around the streamer Andre Live, whose members joined Chüddisch Front and Venetia due to the Gigachad Empire committing war against Andria. After suffering the server's biggest lavacasts during the dark ages, no member has been seen for days.

Gigachad Empire

The GigaChad Empire is the largest faction on the server, hoarding all of the elytras at the very start and progressing quickly due to every oldfag from the previous soycraft being in said faction. Their faction is the only one that has built their base farther than 50k blocks from spawn, making it hard to raid. The Gigachad Empire is controversial due to causing drama and raiding factions randomly for no reason. On August 3rd, 2024, the coords of the Gigachad Empire were leaked by The Battalion. Later rebranded to abstain.

The Battalion

The Battalion (formerly Andria) is a faction based around Andre Live. Around the end of July 2024, the Gigachad Empire committed war against The Battalion which resulted in 1 member leaving and some moving to the Chuddisch Front. Just a couple minutes later, The Battalion returned. As of currently, The Battalion is invite-only. The Battalion has raided factions such as /bant/ and has leaked the coordinates of factions such as the Gigachad Empire. The Battalion's base was griefed by the (former) Soyviors and most of their chunks were claimed, namely due to them becoming inactive and losing power

ethansarmy

Small faction that holds a decent bunch of chunks near spawn. Best known for being at war with the jartycucks and poopson cultists. They have a massive cobblestone wall surrounding its borders. Led by "ethan8" who convinces new players to join by saying that he has "many riches". It later got griefed by the faction named Admin.

The Cobganate

A 1-man faction lead by VolunteerCarp known for raiding factions like the SAE, FDL, The Wizard Federation, and Chüddisch Front. Merged with The Battalion.

/qa/triots

One of the most powerful factions on the server. It is ran by ChainSmoker100 and has a total of 7 members. Was a former vassal of the Soy-Aryans up until their disbandment. Their base is somewhat close to spawn and is known for having giant walls surrounding it.

Yotsoyba Emirates

Formerly Purify Technocrats, a keyed faction led by Saikoniki and totalqadeath consisting of 5 members. Allied with /qa/triots and Agartha

Admin

Not to be confused by actual server administrators, this faction consisted of Sonoro (xhe got permabanned) and Noahmusic2009, was and still is known as a nomad griefing faction that caused a large amount of damage and destruction during the Mists convenient disapearance, rumoured to have a backdoor in the server as well as large quantity of sliders stashed somewhere.

ISREAL HQ

A zionist faction made during the first day of the server opening. The whole faction is comprised of the most goy people alive, some even believe their noses are made of pure gold... The faction is mostly neutral, not getting involved in whatever goes on in the server, spending more time on building. In the early days, the Soy-Aryans went on the hunt for members of ISREAL HQ. Fortunately, only two days later the Soy-Aryans fell (another win for kikes).

Watch out for COR3NO though because he might steal your wallet (Gypsy moment)

Factions (post-Reset)

abstain

Formerly one of the strongest factions, disbanded after the 8-hour-war. Their base was over 4 million blocks from spawn.

Aeterna Agartha

The successor to the pre-reset Chüddisch Front. Quickly rose to the largest faction playerwise, now in exile with only 3 player remaining after the Alto takeover

/qa/triots

One of the most powerful factions, residing in an active volcano near spawn.

Soychelles

Neutral buildGODS who live very close to spawn in the south. Notable for being invovled in public construction projects.

Woluntas

Large faction that runs and organizes the Chudway.

Andria

The successor to the pre-Reset Andria, includes ScientoloJü.

BUGS OF CADO'S 'SLOT

A nomadic former faction consisting of fingerbugs and Bugjak. Both later joined the /qa/triots

AryanNations

A faction run by Ryziphobia. The /qa/triots tracked down xer base 800k from spawn and destroyed it, while Andria member ScientoloJu raided xis old base closer to spawn. A video can be found here.

Xer base soon got restored, but xhe's unable to use it since it's occupied by /qa/triot BVLLS, rendering xer homeless

Macraf

By far the gemmiest faction on the server, it is owned by Macraf.

Cuckthage Empire

Large faction that covers a lot of the mushroom islands around spawn, run by ButNuster

Alto

Gemmy faction that includes former Wizard Federation member Noot2011.

/TALKS/

(Probably) Abandoned faction, which is made by CobsonTalks