Soyjak.blog/Happenings

Soyjak.blog
XenForo forum
Founded	February 29th, 2024; 1 years ago
Creator	Broot
Owner	Broot
Total Posts	200,000+
Homepage	https://soyjak.blog

February '24

• February 29th: The site is created by Broot. Approximately one hour after the site's creation, feralteen joins and gets immediately banned, thus receiving the first user banned on a sharty's extension award.

March '24

• March 3rd: Doll opens his first q/a thread. 'Leno adds a [Blog] button to the sharty's top bar.
• March 8th: The longest running blog to date is created.
• March 9th: Angeleno creates a Q&A thread.
• March 12th: The [Blog] button link gets removed from the Soyjak.Party top bar after a top bar refresh.
• March 16th: /incel/ - internet celebrities was added to The Club, /fit/ was renamed to /self/.
• March 31st: A tranime avatarfag who named himself after Konata, was banned for making 37 alt accounts despite being previously warned not to make alt accounts.

April '24:

• April 14th: The biggest tranny in Schlog history, princessparkles, creates "her" account.

May '24

• May 25th: /mtv/ holds a Pokémon tournament.
• May 26th: a FNAC theme was added to promote it's release.

June '24

• June 4th: the [Blog] button was re-added to the top bar, after two and a half months of excommunication.
• June 10th: the Shlog experiences it's first doxxing, of tranny and furfag user Chuditical.
• June 11th: Der Sharty Pope joins the shlog and opens an AMA.
• June 13th: A culture category was added for discussion of religion along /dawla/ - Islam, /rc/ - Christianity, and /jd/ - Judaisim. The inclusion of new react emotes causes the react scores of many users to vary by extreme amounts.
• June 23rd: Reaction scores have been removed.

Timeline of big events

July '24

• July 21st: X Immigrant becomes admin.
• July 24th: The Schlog Cup, an unofficial tournament in which two schloggers at a time are pitted against each other and must receive the majority of vote upon to proceed until only one remains begins.
• July 28th: X Immigrant adds /raid/.
• July 30th: Schlog taken down by Shemalies.

August '24

• August 1st: The site is back and Removed /raid/. (Making NuDoxGod BTFO Forever)
• August 5th: After losing to Spas in the Schlog Cup's 17th round, Aedra deletes his account.
• August 7th: The Schlog Cup's 20th and final round comes to a close, Baqqrih is declared the winner, and the loser, Spas, deletes his account.
• August 11th: Aedra makes a new account and returns to the site after only six days.
• August 14th: The site is manually spammed with ‘P on several posts before jannies deleted it 20 minutes later. There were only two or three distinct 'P images and gifs, and all of the 'P was posted by the now-banned user Jartycuck Gaming. The spam messages contained strings like "SOYJAK.COLONY WON", which obviously implied that the spam is part of a raid by the 'colony.
• August 21st: Notable user princessparkles is permanently banned for supporting child marriage and then the mods go back and forth for the next several days on whether she should be unbanned in the most drawn out drama the site had witnessed at this point. Following the incident, X Immigrant is demoted from his position as an admin and removed from the staff team.

September '24

• September 11th: TerryCrews, the sites largest and most infamous poster creates her account, and Spas returns as Spasoje's revenge.
• September 20th: Former admin X Immigrant posts a thread revealing that he's a 15 year old failing all of his his classes, along with a face reveal. He's banned shortly after until December 6th for not meeting the sites age requirement. Ohnononono schloggycacas... MINORS AS ADMINS??? WE REALLY ARE DISCORD GEEEEEEEEG.

October '24

• October 7th: Aedra resigns from his position as janny and an election is held to replace him. Steve would end up winning by a single vote, 52 over 51.
• October 10th: encrusting_acro is permanently banned. The site is never the same again.
• October 21st: An influx of soysphere immigrants come to the board when the booru, sharty, and 'ki all go down due to an error in paying server bills.
• October 27th: Soysphere immigrants return as the sharty and the booru go down again.
• October 29th: along with The Sharty, a Halloween theme was added.

November '24

• November 7th :The Schlog was taken down (again) this time the domain was suspended.
• November 8th: The Schlog was moved to new servers, the new domain is currently blog.soyjak.st due to Froot wanting website centralization and Broot wanting less site takedowns.
• November 11th: The Blog Banner Contest began.
• November 27th: Almost all the reacts disappear for some reason, leaving only like and glowie.

December '24

• December 2nd: Christmas theme is introduced.
• December 31st: DOLL hits 100%

2025

January '25

• January 1st: Message count and Join dates are now displayed on threads. The first Queer of the Year event begins.
• January 4th: Trvthnvke Prefix added.
• January 7th: Hell and Superhell Prefixes added.
• January 14th: In the most drawn out drama the site has had to date, X Immigrant is initially banned by SmallAnus for the reason of grooming Dr. Cobson privately in Steam DMs. The problem? Steam DMs deleted every message they had between each other and it was only word of mouth. This did not stop shloggers from starting a doxx compaign against X Immigrant to contact his parents. Eventually, Dr. Cobson recovered screenshots only for the shloggers in the Ban Megathread to point out how overly eager he was to masturbate to X Immigrant in the week he knew him. After about 100 pages of discussion, both users are now permanently banned by DOLL for causing faggot drama. The consequences of this lead to Mud (Ballos) on the shlog banning himself because of the drama, and DOLL making an announcement about a change in administration.
• January 15th: The ban list is removed by DOLL due to the site's increasing focus on meta drama; the ban megathread is locked soon after.
• January 16th: Jimbo wins the title of 2024's Queer of the Year. He handles it very well.
• January 18th: The Race War event begins with its first poll; Green comes in first place, with Yellow in second and Red in third. Also Jannies clittys leak a lot and they delete multiple threads.
• January 22nd: The fourth days poll for the Race War event closes and Red is eliminated from the game.
• January 24th: The sixth day poll for the Race War event closes and Yellow wins, with an announcement from DOLL that each member from that team will get a 'GOLDEN GOD' flair and their choice of a $10 gift card or $15 on Steam.

February '25

• Jack shit geg

March '25

• March 7th: DOLL announces The Hole system where soft-banned users and guests can post in their own subsection while a warden moderates every post. The first warden picked was nagolbud.
• March 15th: Doll decided to pm everyone a message from Jimbo's account with the header at around 10:20 UTC