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FoundationJuly 7, 2024
Creator{{{creator}}}
Major Boards/ps/, /bp/
Total posts10-20. slow pph due to not being a splinter in the normal sense
Websitehttp://politica.soyja.cc/

The Soypolitica was the official parliament of the entire Soysphere. Any soyteen can take part in the Soypolitica and submit a bill. The current owner is Xoot. Following the shutdown of soyja.cc, Soypolitica would also cease operations.

It was founded by Viasyni, with the original intention of being a "joke website" until it blew up, taking up half of the entire 'log for 2 days and boosting PPH while being hosted and co-owned by user Xoot who now owns the site as of 5/8/24 after Viasyni sold the site for $0.00 o algo

Boards[edit | edit source]

/ssp/ - Soysphere Parliament[edit | edit source]

The SSP, in short, visualizes how many people visited a certain website divided by 31, then divided by 24, in one month within the expanded Soysphere and puts those results into a parliament of a couple thousand seats. It

Results are based on Similarweb. There is also a link here to a monthly poll tracking how many people are affiliated with what party. (site)

main page
The main page

/spp/ - Soyparty Parliament[edit | edit source]

This is the 'party's parliament. 'teens submit a party through a Google form once a month and an election is held to determine how many seats the party gets. The first election will be held 7/9/24 after parties are tallied up, and parliament will form the next day.

'Teens submit snippets through the form to advertise their parties to other users.

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/b/ - Bills[edit | edit source]

proposals
The party proposal page

/b/ is where bills are submitted and broadcast.

Soyteen submit bills via a system of a form and strawpoll. These are voted on and talked about.

The June 2024 Soysphere Parliament

/p/ - Policies[edit | edit source]

Here is where active policies enacted from the bills are put.

Soyteens can submit their own policies ahead of time, but may be removed if not approved.

/s/ - Speeches[edit | edit source]

Relating to SPP, a party can submit speeches here.

List of Soylitical Parties[edit | edit source]

Here is a full list of the submitted Soylitical parties as of 7/7/24.

Swedish Win Soyo-Nationalist Party[edit | edit source]

"The Swedish Win Soyo-Nationalist Party is based on the Swinny and calls for reform of the Sharty. It wants to purge degeneracy such as tranime and racebait off the site, and contain zellig in /qa/. It also wants to dismantle the FDL while also destroying every other splinter in its opposition."

Soyjak Party[edit | edit source]

SOYSOC[edit | edit source]

"SOYSOC is an organisation that seeks to restore the 'party to its former glory through eliminating the mere IDEA of coal and expanding the scope of the state to become all-encompassing."

"War is Peace - We will only find peace through annhilating all splinters and other parties."

"Freedom is Slavery - We must ban all dissent and ALL forms of coal for the safety and soycurity of our party and our nation."

"Ignorance is Strength - Gem is coal. 3 + 3 = Ϫ. There was no 'party before SOYSOC. SOYSOC has always existed. SOYSOC loves you, You love SOYSOC.”

RNWO (Rape New World Order)[edit | edit source]

Pansoyanism Party of Soyjak.Party[edit | edit source]

"Pansoyanism - The idea that Soyteens can go farther when they work together and not against one another."

Frootist Unity Party[edit | edit source]

Niggerkiller[edit | edit source]

"Niggerkiller is a party dedicated to the total purge of niggers off the 'party by any means necessary."

Tempel ov Blood[edit | edit source]

Black Trans Kween Discord Official[edit | edit source]

The Federation of Trans Queens.[edit | edit source]

"The only trve party, nya~"

"We will exterminate all chuds and replace them with Femboys~ UWU"

The Nasoytional Reclamation Front[edit | edit source]

"The Nasoytional Reclamation Front seeks to reclaim our Sharty from the Frootist scum that has authorised its fall from grace, and enact revenge on all of the offsiters that have led to its destruction."

"It seeks to utterly nuke all splinters into oblivion and safeguard the existence of Soyteens and our Sharty by any means necessary, through The Gem Trial against offsiters."

Republican Soytist Party[edit | edit source]

neo nazis

NEVERGOON POLICE[edit | edit source]

"PRIME DIRECTIVE: TOTAL GOONER ANNIHILATION"

"AGENDA NEVERGOON:"

"NO MORE TRANIME, NO MORE GOONSHIT, NO MORE COBBESS, NO MORE SPADESPAM, NO MORE SOYTRAN, NO MORE ZELIG, IF TWITTERKIKES CANT STOP GOONING TO IT IT VILL BE REMOVED"

"NEVER GOON NEVER TROON"

soyjak.party for soyjaks[edit | edit source]

"nothing is beyond the new sharty's reach"

delete /qa/ and /a/ and ban any NAS such as zellig, FPE, etc, especially on /soy/. discussion of non - troonslop NAS on boards such as /mtv/ and the like is allowed and encouraged

/soy/ is only used for soyjaks or advertising raids/successful doxxes (as it is usually)

baitposters and frogposters are permabanned IF that is the main thing they post, otherwise it's a temp ban

/raid/ is changed to /dox/ as most raids are advertised on /soy/ anyway, with doxxing resources pinned and a set of rules which seek to explain what makes one deserving of a doxxing thread being made, with leeway depending on the situation. this is to prevent the unnecessary doxxing of literal whos, which only bring attention away from gemmier dox threads.

as other parties have stated, raids on splinters and their 'cords will be greatly encouraged, with tips on how to slowburn and avoid failraids being posted to help 'teens out

/nate/ is to be removed, gooners and other degens do not belong on the sharty and will be banned on sight, and gooner communities will be raided and their leaders doxxed

External links[edit | edit source]


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