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| Soytan | |
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| Former sharty and jarty mascot | |
| Origin | /qa/, 4chan (September 22, 2020)[1] |
| Booru Posts |  1030 As of June 9, 2024 |
| Based On | Soylent |
Soytan is a female "soyjak variant" that was originally created in an attempt to make a female mascot for 4chan's /qa/ board, similar to how Yotsuba is the female mascot of 4chan at large. After Soyjak.party became the center of the Soy Community, she was adopted by Soot as Soyjak.party's official mascot, and was the website's favicon. Kuz would later change the mascot to Impish Soyak Ears during his ownership. Soytan remained the mascot of Jakparty.soy for the rest of its existence.
Soytan's existence and propagation by numerous admins have spurred numerous site-wide conflicts, some as recent as 2024. Critics of Soytan argue that she is pedophilic gooner material that deviates from what Soyjak.party should strive to be, and echos too close to 4chan and its culture. Supporters argue that she is a wholesome gem, and should be celebrated like any other soyjak.
The only people who post Soytan nowadays are oldfag wannabes or the people who would be posting soylita like a year ago. Notice how soytan posting started getting more popular after soylita got banned?
Design[edit | edit source]
Soytan is a moe anthropomorph of the soylent bottle. She has long black hair and brown baggy ("nerdy") clothes, wears over-the-top stereotypical "problem" glasses, and is often depicted as participating in "soy" activities such as playing Nintendo switch.
Other interpretations[edit | edit source]
Some claim Soytan to be the female version of Soyjak. Another theory is that Soytan is Soot's genderswapped depiction of himself and that it was made by him (despite that there are ZERO peer reviewed studies proving this, no known pictures of Soot irl, and that Soytan was made by an Brazilian). This theory originates from the trend of other site owners doing this; both Kuz and Moot are known to have depicted themselves as anime girls in the past, and both of them eventually came to realize how cringe it was.
Status as Anime[edit | edit source]
Because soytan is a female kawaii mascot with Japanese inspiration, soyjak experts consider it to be tranime. Leading soyjakkers agree that the only reason soytan hasn't been forgotten is that Soot rightfully decided to feature it in the sticky on /soy/. If the /soy/ sticky had not existed, the soytan meme would have been unrightfully entombed in the depths of failed /s4s/ garbage nigger memes. In summary, soytan is gem because it is:
- Isn't redundant (complements soyjak as the Sharty mascot.)
- Well drawn.
- Manime.
- Nas gem (because manime.)
Also because of his refusal to delete the board /a/, soyjak historians have taken the existence of soytan as evidence that Soot is a chad.
Jartycucks obsession with Soytan[edit | edit source]
Jartycucks goon to Soytan, Soylita and 'p everyday. They would make threads requesting drawtrannies to draw soytan shitting and pissing herself in a diaper like a baby cuz every single jartycuck is a shitskinned pedotranny jeetmaggot streetshitting nigger kike, and they are no different from kuz.
Downfall[edit | edit source]
Even though he never explicitly stated that soytan was no longer the mascot of the party, kuz took down soytans sticky thread and changed the sites icon to Impish Soyak Ears shortly after assuming power. (Kuz retired and Soy-tan is being posted daily though.)
TLDR: stop fucking soylent bottles you perverted autistic cuck
Re-emergence as PNGTuber[edit | edit source]
On the 10th of February 2024, a thread was made with a video of Soytan as a pngtuber playing Peggle.[2][3] This was autosaged within hours due to the anti-Soytan stance of the current administration at the time, however the videos have been archived.[4][5][6][7] One of which shows the lost thread. (OH MY FUCKING EARLY 2000'S, SOYTAN LOST MEDIA?!!!!!) <---(slf didnt check archive.ph). His voice is male and you WILL not question it, you WILL support xer and xe IS valid.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Real Soytan, Jartycucks will call it fake
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Gravity Falls Soytan
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Soytan picture that was used on the front page
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Soy-tan telling you about the importance of eating bugs.
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Soytan finds out the trvth about cows. ev&doe this isn't a nigger cow or cracker cow
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Soy-tan says THOUGH
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Soy-tan meets her nazi self
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Promised Soy-tan comics that were never delivered by some retarded chud, i'll never forgive that cracka he should of have been permabanned tbh though
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Streaming the 'craft
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playin the switch
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It's over.
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Soytan as Mario.
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Soytan, cyberpunk version
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basedonions
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Soytan meets the npc version of herself.
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Soytan plays pokemon.
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Playing vidya with Bury Pink Gril.
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A black version of Soytan (also known as Soyniqua), who is Chud's wife and is obsessed with dat BWC.
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An asian (mongoloid) version of Soytan also known as Soychang (SO KAWAII SUDE SUDE SUDE).
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One of the banners with Soytan that also features arabic and hindu Soytans (who let the shitskins in?).
See also[edit | edit source]
Citations[edit | edit source]
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3490239
- ↑ https://archive.ph/spoy5
- ↑ there was also possibly another thread made with a video of xir reacting to cats (or maybe im being a schizo idk), that vid was archived under citation 7.
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgBwe-G00nw
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGgQFCsO1k0
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DS2c-xj7Q4
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91JuAUIpyeU
