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Stonejaks
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 | Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following was likely written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
This page is a gem.
TOP SECTRIC INFORMINTION YOU VILL NOT INVESTIGATE... CONFIRM IDENTIDY RIGHT NOW CHIUDCELL
IDENTITY: YURI KUZNETSOV ACCES ACCEPTED
STONEjaks are basedjaks made of STONE atoms and molecules, STONE as a building matiereiel play and important role in the sharty kingdom as 98% of building are xomprized of STONE and shit mixture, roughly 93% STONE and 7% shit. the shit is important because it acts as cement the other 2% are made of cardboard and semen.
types of STONE:
- regular STONE rougly makes up 99% of all STONE ok?
- sooty STONE is regular STONE enriched in soots sooty shit, makes up 13% of all STONE but is decresing because soot got murded by kuzzy kuznetsov.
- PVRE aryan STONE makes up 1% of all STONE and can only be synthesised with PVRE chvd energy.
- afroSTONE is the rarest og the STONES, it only makes up 0.00073773747408294628% of all STONE and can only be made by infusing 100 nigger testicles directly into it. only the ultra highest of omega elite nigger poop aliens have access to this STONE and they plan on using to to destroy the white race.
