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TND is an acronym that definitely means "Totally Nice Day". You will not investigate this further.

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TND (Total Nigger Death) is a meme/copypasta and the proposed complete eradication of niggers. More generally, TND refers to both the hypothetical situation of there being zero niggers ("zero nigger protocol"), as proposed by chuds, as well as the process of achieving such a situation (killing all niggers). TND is a core tenet of chudjak's philosophy.

TND won the "Edgiest Meme In History" award during the 2022 Algorithm Awards. Nothing has since managed to take its place.

Nowadays, TND is forced by cordniggers and twitter immigrants.

Origin[edit | edit source]

It came from 4cuck and then spread to the sharty. There's more info on a Know Your Meme page but nobody cares about that.[1]

Plausibility and ways of achieving[edit | edit source]

There is currently no conceivable way to achieve total nigger death, at least not within a single lifetime. Worse yet, even partial nigger death will be hard to achieve with conventional means and in a short timeframe due to the large difference in the number of niggers as opposed to chuds; even if we were to launch all nukes onto Africa most niggers would live. However, the achievability of Total Nigger Death is defended by its advocates, who call for unity, coordination and joint action in order to bring the project to completion.

Klaus Schwab the founder of the World Economic Forum, secretly planned for TND to happen in New World Order. However, he only managed to achieve Meganiggerdeath. In the Soyble, most specially, in Kuzism psalm 3Ϫ, it was explained how to achieve TND :

"What you need is my Soyjak, Kuzjak . What you can find beyond the powers of my Soyjak is where you need to go in order to find TND. What you need is a trustworthy poster. He must be someone capable of controlling his own desires. He must be someone who is not interested in BBC/BWC wars, money, or making chuddies seethe, and who chooses the will of Soot before the law of Jannies.

Will I, Kuz, be able to meet someone like this one day?

What I also need is the lives of more than 36 coalposters, because those who have sinned harbor strong gemmy power within.

There are 14 phrases that one must keep in mind:

Newtonian, Nintendo Switch, Gemerald, Lagrangian, Nintendo Switch, Swedish Win, Nintendo Switch, Hamiltonian, QA, Though, HWABAG, Nintendo Switch, Hamiltonian, Soylent

I'll engrave these words onto my Soyjak so I won't forget them. What is most necessary is "courage"; I must have the courage to destroy my Soyjak momentarily. As it disintegrates, my Soyjak will absorb the souls of the 36 coalposters and will give birth to something utterly new.

Whatever is born will "awaken". It will show interest in the 14 phrases that my trusted poster will utter...This poster will trust me and I will become his Little Buddy.

Lastly, I need an appropriate thread. On the /soy/ board, the Ϫ² GET...'

Go there and wait for the New Jak...that's when TND will come."

It was also referenced in Swedecus 7 :

An edit of the 'pasta being read by Tucker Carlson, on live TV.[2]---> GEEEEEG PAGANTRANNIES ARE REALLY LIKE THIS

As for you TND envyists, if your heart is wavering, do not fret, as the Newtonian, Lagrangian and Hamiltonian will open to you. -Swedecus 7

Units of niggerdeath (nobody uses these)[edit | edit source]

Niggerdeath - 1 dead nigger.

Decaniggerdeath (dand) -10 dead niggers.

Hectoniggerdeath (hnd) - 100 nigger deaths.

Kiloniggerdeath (knd) - 1,000 nigger deaths.

Meganiggerdeath (mnd) - 1,000,000 nigger deaths.

Giganiggerdeath (gnd) - 1,000,000,000 nigger deaths.

The Jacksonville shooter referencing TND in his manifesto.[3]

Total nigger death (TND) - Approximately 1,200,000,000 nigger deaths, or 12 mnd.

Criticism[edit | edit source]

Though some soyteens have advocated for TND on a number of occasions, it is not universally popular. Advocates of Total Nigger Death have been accused of racism and even white supremacy.

Proposed alternatives[edit | edit source]

Total Non-Aryan Death[edit | edit source]

Total Non-Aryan Death, as well as Total Aryan Salvation, was supposedly promised by shrekson

Total Non-Aryan Death is less popular than its TND counterpart, though it is arguably more desirable.

Partial Nigger Death[edit | edit source]

Partial Nigger Death (PND) is the total obliteration of some niggers rather than the conventional target of all niggers. PND is controversial in the nigger death community because it leaves some niggers alive such as bbc bvlls, but fact checkers have deemed PND a much more achievable and cost effective nigger death scenario which would bring most of the short-term benefits of TND for only a fraction of the cost. A different form of Partial Nigger Death is also supported by chuds who would otherwise support TND but want to keep Morgan Freeman.

Copypastas[edit | edit source]

Total Nigger Death[edit | edit source]

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers' heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.

Total Nigger Death (part 2)[edit | edit source]

Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Total nigger death.

Total Nigger Death (part 3)[edit | edit source]

Tenderize niggers with a mallet. Ionise niggers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate niggers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify niggers in a black hole. Curse niggers with the necronomicon. Trap niggers in purgatory. Bang a niggers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw niggers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry niggers in the vacuum of space. Fry niggers with power lines. Feed niggers ricin. Kneecap a nigger with a twelve gauge. Re enslave niggers. Sell niggers organs on the black market. Run niggers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw niggers into the grand canyon. Burn niggers with jet engine exhaust. Beat niggers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a niggers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice niggers to the sun god. Drop niggers out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed niggers to sharks. Load a nigger into a cannon and shoot the nigger at a concrete wall. Keel Haul niggers under a galleon. Disembowel niggers with a bayonet. Strap a nigger to a cruise missile and launch it at a nigger neighborhood. Drop niggers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter niggers. Lure niggers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a nigger to learn calculus, then kill the nigger anyway. Atomize niggers with a powerfist. Throw niggers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke niggers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at niggers from 40-story buildings. Throw niggers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze niggers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie niggers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot niggers with syringe guns. Defecate on nigger food stamps. Make niggers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire niggers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on niggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate niggers with depleted uranium.

Total Nigger Death (part 4)[edit | edit source]

Launch a nigger with a trebuchet. Send a nigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nigger as a crash test dummy. Tie niggers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nigger. Trample niggers. Bury niggers alive. Play bowling with niggers heads as pins. Grate niggers with a cheese grater. Get niggers stuck in an elevator. Spray a niggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a niggers parachute. Sabotage a niggers bungee. Trap a nigger under ice. Force a nigger to work and support a family of 5. Force niggers into gladiatorial combat. Send niggers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a niggers room. Put niggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a niggers organs. Waterboard niggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay niggers. Tie niggers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their kool-aid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on niggers. Gibbet niggers. Tie a lightning rod to a niggers head during a storm. Lure niggers into suicide pods. Bury niggers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending niggers to it. Stir niggers into cement. Squeeze niggers through a chain link fence. Hack niggers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a nigger. Microwave a niggers head. Suck a nigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers black skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Pimp-slap niggers into airplane turbines. Displace niggers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a nigger a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on niggers at maximum voltage. Give niggers sentient brain parasites. Give niggers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave niggers out for vultures. Drive a nigger into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a nigger. Strap niggers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap niggers to a judas cradle.

Total Nigger Death (VLTIMATE EDITION)[edit | edit source]

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Make niggers check my dubs. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Tenderize niggers with a mallet. Ionise niggers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate niggers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify niggers in a black hole. Curse niggers with the necronomicon. Trap niggers in purgatory. Bang a niggers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw niggers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry niggers in the vacuum of space. Fry niggers with power lines. Feed niggers ricin. Kneecap a nigger with a twelve gauge. Re enslave niggers. Sell niggers organs on the black market. Run niggers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw niggers into the grand canyon. Burn niggers with jet engine exhaust. Beat niggers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a niggers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice niggers to the sun god. Drop niggers out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed niggers to sharks. Load a nigger into a cannon and shoot the nigger at a concrete wall. Keel Haul niggers under a galleon. Disembowel niggers with a bayonet. Strap a nigger to a cruise missile and launch it at a nigger neighborhood. Drop niggers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter niggers. Lure niggers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a nigger to learn calculus, then kill the nigger anyway. Atomize niggers with a powerfist. Throw niggers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke niggers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at niggers from 40-story buildings. Throw niggers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze niggers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie niggers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot niggers with syringe guns. Defecate on nigger food stamps. Make niggers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire niggers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on niggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate niggers with depleted uranium. Launch a nigger with a trebuchet. Send a nigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nigger as a crash test dummy. Tie niggers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nigger. Trample niggers. Bury niggers alive. Play bowling with niggers heads as pins. Grate niggers with a cheese grater. Get niggers stuck in an elevator. Spray a niggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a niggers parachute. Sabotage a niggers bungee. Trap a nigger under ice. Force a nigger to work and support a family of 5. Force niggers into gladiatorial combat. Send niggers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a niggers room. Put niggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a niggers organs. Waterboard niggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay niggers. Tie niggers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their kool-aid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on niggers. Gibbet niggers. Tie a lightning rod to a niggers head during a storm. Lure niggers into suicide pods. Bury niggers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending niggers to it. Stir niggers into cement. Squeeze niggers through a chain link fence. Hack niggers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a nigger. Microwave a niggers head. Suck a nigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers black skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Pimp-slap niggers into airplane turbines. Displace niggers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a nigger a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on niggers at maximum voltage. Give niggers sentient brain parasites. Give niggers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave niggers out for vultures. Drive a nigger into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a nigger. Strap niggers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap niggers to a judas cradle. Blast niggers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy niggers. Whip niggers into obedience. Slingshot a nigger into orbit. Rocket niggers into the sun. Stir-fry niggers in a wok. Bite a nigger and drink their blood. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a nigger's head off. Bake niggers into nigger-pizza. Arrest niggers for no reason. Electrocute niggers. Curb stomp pregnant niggers. Beat a nigger up. Slice a nigger up and wear their skin. Set niggers on fire. Spin niggers around until they puke. Tie niggers to a train track. Karate kick a nigger in the testicles. Stomp nigger skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil niggers into a broth. Deep fry niggers. Fourth-trimester abortions for niggers. Blend niggers in a blender. Snap a nigger's neck. Throw niggers off buildings. Send aliens to abduct niggers. Force niggers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush niggers with anvils. Throw niggers off of rooftops. Incinerate niggers. Starve niggers. Blow niggers up with dynamite. Gulp niggers. Feast on nigger eyeballs. Cave in a nigger's skull. Kiss a nigger to death. Peel a nigger like a banana. Wipe out nigger tribes. Deny niggers into Heaven. Freeze niggers in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a nigger. Lock on to niggers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a nigger. Ferment niggers into stew. Ensnare niggers. Nark on niggers to the army. Cause a total nigger purge. Jam a nigger into a geyser. Axe murder a nigger. Unleash Smelvin upon niggers. Put niggers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total nigger death.

Total Nigga Cancelation[edit | edit source]

Cancel niggas ❌. Demontime on niggas 👿😠. Drop niggas to Waffle Houses 🏪. Kobe a nigga into the trashcan 🖐. Bussify niggas hair wit the zoomer perm 💇‍♂️. Discord pack niggas 🔥. Scam niggas 🏧. Get sturdy on a nigga 🕺. Clip niggas fade line 💈. Trail a nigga like Animan 👨👨‍🦰👨. Noclip niggas to the Backrooms 🌽. Crossover a nigga's ankles 🏀. Cut of a niggas beatswitch 🎧. Provoke niggas into skill issue vibes 🗣. Fade niggas than a hoe 👧. Send niggas to Ohio 💀💀. Feed niggas Pink Sauce 🍶. Dox a nigga IP address 🏡. Pop a cap in a nigga's ass 🔫. Slide in a nigga's mom's DMs 👩‍🦱. Threaten niggas in Minecraft ⛏. Thugify niggas zoom meetings 📲🤙. Leak a nigga mixtape 🎼. Bang a nigga's shawty 😻. Rate nigga albums mid 🔢. Upload niggas to WorldStar 🎙⭐. Snatch niggas from the Victory Royale 🏆. Rizz a nigga sidehoe 💅🏿💋. Ruin niggas vibes 😡. Fry niggas alive the Ocky Way 👨‍🍳🗽. Destroy niggas attention span 😪🛏. Steal niggas sneakers 👟👟. Diss on a nigga's fake Yeezys 😂🤣. Hit a devious lick on niggas 👿. Pull up on niggas wit the stick 🏑. Hijack niggas whips wit a charging cable 🚗.

Opposite edition[edit | edit source]

>Kill crackers. Behead crackers. Roundhouse kick a cracker into the concrete. Slam dunk a cracker baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy whites. Defecate in a crackers food. Launch crackers into the sun. Stir fry crackers in a wok. Toss crackers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a cracker's gas tank. Judo throw crackers into a wood chipper. Twist crackers' heads off. Report crackers to the IRS. Karate chop crackers in half. Curb stomp pregnant white crackers. Trap crackers in quicksand. Crush crackers in the trash compactor. Liquefy crackers in a vat of acid. Eat crackers. Dissect crackers. Exterminate crackers in the gas chamber. Stomp cracker skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate crackers in the oven. Lobotomize crackers. Mandatory abortions for crackers. Grind cracker fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown crackers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize crackers with a ray gun. Kick old crackers down the stairs. Feed crackers to alligators. Slice crackers with a katana.

Kill crackers. Behead crackers. Roundhouse kick a cracker into the concrete. Slam dunk a cracker baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy whites. Defecate in a crackers food. Launch crackers into the sun. Stir fry crackers in a wok. Toss crackers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a cracker's gas tank. Judo throw crackers into a wood chipper. Twist crackers' heads off. Report crackers to the IRS. Karate chop crackers in half. Curb stomp pregnant white crackers. Trap crackers in quicksand. Crush crackers in the trash compactor. Liquefy crackers in a vat of acid. Eat crackers. Dissect crackers. Exterminate crackers in the gas chamber. Stomp cracker skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate crackers in the oven. Lobotomize crackers. Mandatory abortions for crackers. Grind cracker fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown crackers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize crackers with a ray gun. Kick old crackers down the stairs. Feed crackers to alligators. Slice crackers with a katana.

Total Nigger Life[edit | edit source]

Befriend niggers. Respect niggers. Roundhouse kick nigger friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into a nigger baby's mouth. Love thy neighbour. Share some food with a nigger. Launch niggers into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat niggers like human beings. Warn niggers not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with niggers. Watch TV and play video games with niggers. Invite niggers to parties. Report niggers to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop racial sterotypes in half. Give up your seat for pregnant black niggers. Free niggers from quicksand. Appreciate niggers. Observe black history month. Eat with niggers. Judge niggers by the content of their character. Dance with niggers with steel-toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify niggers. Civil rights for niggers. Collect niggers garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct niggers with a ray gun. Help old niggers cross the road. Admire niggers. Slice racism with a katana.

COD Edition[edit | edit source]

Kill niggers. Trickshot niggers. 360 quickscope niggers with an intervention. Blind and suffocate niggers with a Willy Pete. Wall bang filthy blacks. Headshot niggers with a deagle. Fire predator missiles at niggers. Call in a lightning strike against niggers. Disable niggers' HUDs with an EMP. Hack a nigger's care package. Irradiate niggers with a M.O.A.B.. Snatch a nigger's final killcam. Turn niggers into shrapnel with a war machine. Destroy a nigger's UAV. Place bouncing betties near niggers. Engulf niggers in flames with a napalm strike. Mandatory death streaks for niggers. Jam a nigger's radar. Boot a nigger off of Xbox LIVE. Ram an RC-XD into a group of niggers. Mog a hardscoping nigger with a noscope. Impair niggers to death with a guardian. Gas niggers with Nova 6. Stick semtex grenades at a nigger's riot shield. Slice up niggers with a knife. Blast away niggers with a noob tube. Buzzkill niggers and ruin their 25 point killstreaks. Teamkill niggers. Camp for niggers and gun them down. Place claymores at a nigger's camping spot. Send attack dogs to maul niggers. Throw a tomahawk at a nigger. Spawnkill niggers until they rage quit. Detonate C4 near niggers. Bombard niggers with an AC-130.

Team fortress 2 edition[edit | edit source]

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Immolate niggers with a scorch shot. Put stickies and level 3 sentries in front of the niggers' spawn. Destroy niggers' sentries, dispensers and teleporters. Launch grenades at niggers. kill an afk nigger using Spy's knife animation. Headshot friendly niggers who were just dancing kazotsky kick. Disguise as a nigger, get healed by a nigger medic, then backstab them. Taunt on niggers after killing them. Stealthily get behind the nigger cart. Defend the control points from niggers.

Moon Man Version[edit | edit source]

From the song, "Killing Niggers" by Moon Man

I wanna kill a nigger, pull the trigger Stab and kill and torch a nigger Stick him in a fucking oven Close the door and cook a nigger Punch a nigger, kick a nigger In the fucking dick, you nigger Fuck a nigger, fight a nigger Steal your fucking bike, you nigger

Send them niggers to Iraq Just because you're fucking black Let Al-Qaeda whoop your ass While I take a fucking nap By the way, fuck Obama Fuck his daughter, wife, and mama John McCain is the bomba Run a train on Dalai Lama


I am killing niggers Killing niggers (Please Stop Please Stop)

I am killing niggers Killing niggers (Please Stop Please Stop)


I am killing niggers Killing niggers (Please Stop Please Stop)

I am killing niggers Killing niggers (Please Stop Please Stop)


I am killing niggers Killing niggers (Please Stop Please Stop)

I am killing niggers Killing niggers (Please Stop Please Stop)

Scientific fact-checkers determined it's possible OP was inspired by this song and attempted to imitate the lyrics.

Total Froogoogaga Death[edit | edit source]

Kill froogoogagas, cut froogoogagas in half, stab froogoogagas to death, behead froogoogagas, rape frogsissies, run over froogoogagas with a steam roller, shove rocks into froogoogagas colocas, kill froggots, roundhouse kick froggots into compromised ponds, poison froogoogaga swamps with aids, turn froogoogagas into sissy sluts for big soy cock through estrogen and hormones in their water supply, buck break froogoogagas until their green bussies pop, make froogoogagas fall into giant machines that send them to the plates of frenchoids, make froogoogagas watch each boil in the pots, boil froogoogagas, eat froogoogagas alive, rape froogoogaga women with bsc, stab froogoogagas, expose froogoogagas nigger dick spamming history, delete froogoogagas discord acounts, delete froggots script bots with malware, jump-kick froogoogagas into electric fences, push froggots into saw-mills, decapitate froggots and skull-fuck their eyesockets, assrape a froogoogaga and put vaseline on your penis and then slid it in and out until the froogoogaga sharts xershelf, run tranniggoofroggotardickucks over with a combine harvester, toss a tranniggoofroggotardickuck into boiling acid, cut off a tranniggoofroggotardickucks hands, rape aspie, kill behead and murder froggots children, decapitate tranniggoofroggotardickucks, cut out a froggots innards, smash the skull of a tranniggoofroggotardickuck, make froggots play russian roulette, force the WEF and dr.fauci to give a froggots monkeypox, replace Frog-trannies meals with MSG spiked slop to make their sperm count lower, use a voodo-doll on a frogtrannie, uppercut froggots into industrial equpiment, impale froggots on a spike, freeze froggots hands and shatter them with a hammer, remove a froggots senses, cut off a froggots nose, decapitate froggots with a weed whacker, pour poison into a froggots open mouth while they're sleeping, slam dunk a tranniggoofroggotardickuck's off-spring into a lawnmower 's path, introduce hostile predators into a tranniggoofroggotardickucks habitat, gouge out a froggots eyes and replace them with fecal matter, hang a frog trannie with their disemboweled intestines

Total /soy/ Kindness[edit | edit source]

Phone a friend who you know is having a rough time and listen. Bring your work teammates breakfast. Check on a few neighbors who are older and alone. Finish and deliver knits to the local hospital for NICU/OB & oncology patients. Send a hand-knit hat to someone. Be a light and encourage others. Gift an “interview outfit” to a former student and young professional currently applying for jobs. Always have hand warmers with you to give out on frosty days & nights. Offer to pay for other kids’ field trip fees for your oldest daughter’s classroom. Pick up garbage in my neighborhood on your next walk. Fill out a positive review to help a small business. Share vegetables from your garden. Bake muffins for your local hospital. Mow a neighbors lawn. Paint rocks and write happy thoughts on them and leave them around a park. Take washed & neatly folded extra blankets to your local women/family shelter. Hold the door for someone. Take treats/snacks to the counselors at a wellness center. Take some positive message stones that you painted and drop them along the way on your walk. Check in with your elderly neighbors. Send a care package to a young cancer patient. Drop off some home baked treats at the house of a neighbor you don’t really know. Take birthday donuts to your nail salon. Thank your co-workers for working so hard, especially during this past year of unexpected and difficult challenges. Prepare and deliver hygiene kits for homeless. Purchase a small bouquet of flowers for a random person. Deliver healthy oatmeal cookies to a friend in need. Volunteer to babysit for mom’s day out. Donate coats to the women shelter. Get the dishes done at your parent’s house. Drop off cards and art supplies to a nursing home. Donate coats to the women’s shelter. Pay for the person behind you at Starbucks. Offer kind conversations to those who are alone. Make cards with your children and give them to your mailman, garbage men, and our other local community members that don’t always get recognized or appreciated. Say I love you to your dad. Bring in your neighbor’s garbage can. Donate clothes. Have a lasagna sent to your friend who just lost her husband to COVID. Bake and share. Help your neighbor with their groceries!! Offer to drive anyone who needs a ride to a covid vaccine appointment. Offer to pay for someone’s coffee. Bring a care package to your neighbor leaving for college this week! Make a fleece throw for a friend who is sick. Care for your wife as she reacts severely to the COVID vaccine. Get your teaching partner some coffee this morning! Wish everyone you come in contact with a ‘Happy Wednesday”. Fold laundry your mom doesn’t have to. Make your children breakfast and smother them with kisses and hugs. Text someone positive affirmations. Shovel neighbor’s walk. Surprise a friend who is down with balloons today.

Sleep Edition[edit | edit source]

Establish a bedtime routine with calming activities. Relax your eye muscles. Create a comfortable sleep environment (cool, dark, quiet). Avoid screens and electronic devices before bedtime. Buy 'Sleepquil" (makers of NyQuil). Read a boring book. Count backwards from 10,000. Practice relaxation techniques like deep breathing or meditation. Pick a topic and name things alphabetically. Limit caffeine and stimulant intake close to bedtime. Manage stress through activities like journaling or talking to a friend. Chew on some valerian root. Turn off all the lights after sunset. Use your bed only for sleeping. Keep daytime naps short and avoid them close to bedtime. Listen to sleep meditations on YouTube. Take a Benadryl 1 hour before bed. Control exposure to light, especially in the evening. Turn on a familiar show that you've seen twenty times. Try to have a consistent bedtime. Look into getting a CPAP. Make a routine and stick to it. Listen to a podcast about the history of philosophy. Limit fluid intake before bed. Wear a sleeping mask and ear plugs. Turn on a recording of rain. Think of something that involves a sequence of activities that ends in something relaxing or pleasant, like a small ritual. Look at the inside of your eyelids. Read for 10-15 minutes before you completely pass out. Engage in regular exercise, finishing a few hours before bedtime. Take 5mg melatonin. Practice breathing techniques and mindfulness. Put on some brown noise and fall asleep in seconds. Try to relax everything including the brain.

Total Shitalian Death[edit | edit source]

ITALIAN execution ITALIAN genocide ITALIAN slaughtering ITALIANcide ITALIAN removal ITALIAN extermination ITALIAN deportation ITALIAN hunting ITALIAN depopulation ITALIAN erosion ITALIAN beheading ITALIAN grinder ITALIAN chasing ITALIAN catching ITALIAN drowning ITALIAN burning ITALIAN execution ITALIAN genocide ITALIAN slaughtering ITALIANcide ITALIAN removal ITALIAN extermination ITALIAN deportation TOTAL SHITALIAN DESTRUCTION TOTAL SHITALIAN DEMOLITION TOTAL SHITALIAN RAZING TOTAL SHITALIAN DISMANTLING TOTAL SHITALIAN RUINATION TOTAL SHITALIAN SHATTERING TOTAL SHITALIAN EXPLOSION TOTAL SHITALIAN BOMBING TOTAL SHITALIAN DEVASTATION TOTAL SHITALIAN ANNIHILATION TOTAL SHITALIAN ERADICATION TOTAL SHITALIAN APOCALYPSE TOTAL SHITALIAN KILLING TOTAL SHITALIAN RAPE TOTAL SHITALIAN TERMINATION TOTAL SHITALIAN EXECUTION TOTAL SHITALIAN BUTCHERING TOTAL SHITALIAN MASSACRE TOTAL SHITALIAN DECIMATION TOTAL SHITALIAN EXTIRPATION TOTAL SHITALIAN END ITALIAN hunting ITALIAN depopulation ITALIAN erosion ITALIAN beheading ITALIAN grinder ITALIAN chasing ITALIAN catching ITALIAN drowning ITALIAN burning ITALIAN execution ITALIAN genocide ITALIAN slaughtering ITALIANcide ITALIAN removal ITALIAN extermination ITALIAN deportation ITALIAN hunting ITALIAN depopulation ITALIAN erosion ITALIAN beheading ITALIAN grinder ITALIAN chasing ITALIAN catching ITALIAN drowning ITALIAN burning ITALIAN execution ITALIAN genocide ITALIAN slaughtering ITALIANcide ITALIAN removal ITALIAN extermination ITALIAN deportation ITALIAN hunting ITALIAN depopulation ITALIAN erosion ITALIAN execution ITALIAN genocide ITALIAN slaughtering ITALIANcide ITALIAN removal ITALIAN extermination ITALIAN deportation ITALIAN hunting ITALIAN depopulation ITALIAN erosion ITALIAN beheading ITALIAN grinder ITALIAN chasing TOTAL SHITALIAN DESTRUCTION TOTAL SHITALIAN DEMOLITION TOTAL SHITALIAN RAZING TOTAL SHITALIAN DISMANTLING TOTAL SHITALIAN RUINATION TOTAL SHITALIAN SHATTERING TOTAL SHITALIAN EXPLOSION TOTAL SHITALIAN BOMBING ^originally a message from shitoko anyway

Total Clittycel Death[edit | edit source]

Kill cIittycels. Behead cIittycels. Roundhouse kick a cIittycel into the concrete. Slam dunk a cIittycel pissbaby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy chuds. Defecate in a cIittycels food. Launch cIittycels into the sun. Stir fry cIittycels in a wok. Toss cIittycels into active volcanoes. Urinate into a cIittycel's gas tank. Judo throw cIittycels into a wood chipper. Twist cIittycels' heads off. Report cIittycels to the IRS. Karate chop cIittycels in half. Curb stomp seething leaking cIittycels. Trap cIittycels in quicksand. Crush cIittycels in the trash compactor. Liquefy cIittycels in a vat of acid. Eat cIittycels. Dissect cIittycels. Exterminate cIittycels on omaha beach. Stomp cIittycel skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate cIittycels in the atomic blast. Lobotomize cIittycels. Mandatory castrations for cIittycels. Grind cIittycels in the garbage disposal. Drown cIittycels in fried raw milk. Vaporize cIittycels with a ray gun. Kick old cIittycels down the stairs. Feed cIittycels to alligators. Slice cIittycels with a katana.

Total Goyim Death (TGD)[edit | edit source]

Kill goyim. Behead goyim. Roundhouse kick a goy into the concrete. Slam dunk a goy baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy goyim. Defecate in a goy's food. Launch goyim into the sun. Stir fry goyim in a wok. Toss goyim into active volcanoes. Urinate into a goy's gas tank. Judo throw goyim into a wood chipper. Twist goyim's heads off. Report goyim to the IDF. Karate chop goyim in half. Curb stomp pregnant goyim. Trap goyim in quicksand. Crush goyim in the trash compactor. Liquefy goyim in a vat of acid. Eat goyim. Dissect goyim. Exterminate goyim in the Gaza strip. Stomp goyim skulls with steel toed boots. Blow up goyim with beepers. Lobotomize goyim. Mandatory abortions for goyim. Grind goy fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown goyim in fried pork grease. Vaporize goyim with a ray gun. Kick old goyim down the stairs. Feed goyim to alligators. Slice goyim with a katana.

Kys[edit | edit source]

Kill yourself. Behead yourself. Roundhouse kick yourself into the concrete. Slam dunk yourself into the trashcan. Crucify yourself. Defecate in your food. Launch yourself into the sun. Stir fry yourself in a wok. Toss yourself into an active volcano. Urinate into your gas tank. Judo throw yourself into a wood chipper. Twist your head off. Report yourself to the IRS. Karate chop yourself in half. Curb stomp yourself. Trap yourself in quicksand. Crush yourself in the trash compactor. Liquefy yourself in a vat of acid. Eat yourself. Dissect yourself. Exterminate yourself in the gas chamber. Stomp your skull with steel toed boots. Cremate yourself in the oven. Lobotomize yourself. Mandatory abortions for yourself. Grind yourself in the garbage disposal. Drown yourself in fried chicken grease. Vaporize yourself with a ray gun. Kick yourself down the stairs. Feed yourself to alligators. Slice yourself with a katana.


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