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The.html
This is an actual ad for a non-Sharty website. Take everything here with a grain of salt and remind this other site's jannies that they do it for free.
Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following was likely written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
THIS ARTICLE IS A HOAX | ||
The subject of this article is about as real as the jarty is alive. Take everything below with a grain of sproke. |
^meds ands bbc now schizo
This page is Coal. (You) WILL help by expanding it.
The.html (link:https://soyjak.party/the.html ) is the pure pulverized vantablack carbon redditstone, straight from the depths of kikehell that is currently rendering the 'ki unusable.
It serves no purpose other than being a nuisance that appears for no fucking reason whatsoever.
This fossilized niggerstone is so coaly and dusty, that not even carbon 14 could date it, and it's simply a vestigial remnant of kuz's "legacy"
>ZOMG THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE LE REDDIT ANALOG HORROR ON JEWTYBE!!!!
The page is blank for the 2 first seconds upon clicking the link, however, after those 2 seconds, an A24, slowburn, surrealist, spine-tingling, horrific image of a half man half pig appears, it can also have a loud scream accompanying it, but not always as the autoplay is badly integrated and thus does not work for all browsers.
As of now, the reason behind the page's existence is unknown. (Also heavy used to outsider for confusion LE QUIRKY R*DDITPASTA.)
The creator of this page is Kuz.
As for the source of the image, no one really knows where it originates from but it's not that deep, it's a regular "scary" image used to frighten little children...or something.
Someone asked about it on Reddit, though : https://www.reddit.com/r/ScaryPictures/comments/14b4w7t/source_for_this_image