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The final day of the sharty
Blossom Admin 7 The sharty's final admin. Aka. David goodman. | |
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| Occupation(s) | The sharty's final admin and destroyer. |
| Best known for | being a 'p loving nigger who enjoys brimstone from niggerhell |
| IAS? | Probably |
The Story[edit | edit source]
The final day of the sharty.
Greetings 'teens. timeline hopper from timeline: Ff74&gBB11DFff987)*fgvFfFP, here. i just wanted to say this post is not a prophecy. only an event that happened within my timeline. this is highly likely to not happen if YOU change your fate. i hopped to this timeline thanks to it being one on which this exact same chain of events happened. please read this as it WILL happen if you ignore it.
in 2026 i was already a 'teen for 3 years. before our main antagonist "blossom" enters as a candidate in the presidential soylection. niggers voted for blossom with him promising to "make a coal free soyciety". ill tell you why this is a problem with my story.
1 month into his reign set to be 1 year long. he made a policy on the 'ru for "no coal allowed" while previously it was more of a cultural thing rather than an actual enforced rule.
people in /soy/ cheered in sight of the rule. and about a day later. it was also added into the sharty.
this could be seen as a win. nothing exactly "changes" right?
wrong. because about 3 weeks later. 'teens wanted ONLY gems. which at the time seemed like it would be a "based" rule. so it got enforced onto both the sharty and 'ru, some splinters like the shemmy also adopting this rule.
now ill get into why this is a problem, you see. by creating only gems, gems transform into carbon. this is avoided by 'teens turning more hostile and making raid gemmies rather than 'jakking gemmies. so 'teens did that.
however. the raids & doxxes started to become samey. same boring altchans. same boring jackbox streamer, same boring tranny to 'ox. and 7 months into blossoms reign. 'teens became desensitized to gems. and some niggers on the jarty started to notice a strange increase in embedded 'p on jaks. seeing specifically skibidi cobson edits having embedded 'p into them.
doe most people on the jarty brushed this off as "1 samefagging shartycuck embedding 'p into xheir coal geg."
but the thought still lingered in jartycucks heads. soyteens are getting bored of the same old "gems" that they are embedding 'p into 'jaks. this thought carried over to the sharty and soyteens geg'd over it for a while.
however what the jarty was hypothesizing about was exactly the cause of the 'p embedding.
8 months into blossoms reign. soyteens were getting more bored. like fragile glass starting to shatter. there was a significant increase in coal on the 'log that was getting more noticable every day. said coal often being deleted after less than an hour.
'teens started to test the limits, some opting going to /raid/ and increasing the size of their prey. while some starting writing grotesquely detailed NAS fanfictions about a 9 year old getting raped and killed while people unironically geg'd over the fanfiction, calling it the highest form of gem that will save the sharty.
common sense was becoming a myth on the site, shimmers of reality went through 'teens skulls. being completely brainrotted and desensitized to ANYTHING relating to morals.
and the worst part about it all? 'teens were basically falling into their very own personal hell subconciously. becoming the very thing they laughed and 'jakked about in big 2024. a pedophile.
9 months into blossoms reign.
its average for 'teens to own 'p. they are so desensitized to such illegal shit that they are now bittorrenting hardcore pedo shit like "daisy's destruction". jartycucks are now the good guys, having acknowledged that a "gem only" soyciety is a horrible idea. older 'teens that are just getting back into jakking are likely to immigrate to the jarty, and the fbi somehow hasnt been anonymously tipped thanks to jartycucks still being retarded and thinking "muh shartycucks posting 'p are hopefully getting banned by blossom."
oh, and fuck "splinter wars" as its more like a shitstorm. the jarty is constantly being spammed with 'p atleast twice every single week. but soyteens quickly became bored of doing this a month in, so they stopped.
but hey, the site is still up. and blossom. knowing the site might be tipped by the fbi. constantly switched domains to "soyak.party."
smart move. right?
right?
10 months into blossoms rain. the last day before the final day of the sharty.
the fbi, being tipped. decided to start investigating. blossom had no idea of this and was busy moderating for "coal" (anything new that hasnt been slowburned into sharty culture)
it was a same old boring day. nobody noticed the glowies investigating. twitter immigrants seething over sharty culture. and nothing else.
doeever, lets talk about the domain changing.
something that blossom forgot is say "soyak.party" was previously used most recently in 2026. after indonesian pirates stole the domain once again, the code for the sharty got carried over to soyak.party. this would make it so if say, glowies googled soyjak.party they would be greeted by soyak.party being the at most. second result.
what could possibly go wrong?
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THE FINAL DAY.
the climax of the "only gem" rule. it was an ordinary day, 'p being spammed on the log. until suddenly. glowies gave their first and only warning pasted directly on the homepage of the site. saying for blossom to stop fucking around and start moderating their website. the glowies assumed that blossom was the only one moderating and was going camping or something.
so what did blossom do?
shut down the domain and switch to soysoy.party. which glowies quickly caught on so they KNEW blossom was online.
and with it all leading up to this. some 'teens posting lolicon as typical. and others getting nervous of the thought of their "heckin favorite websiterinos" being destroyed. xhey were all in shock when they logged onto the sharty one morning.
>THIS DOMAIN HAS BEEN SEIZED BY THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.
2 hours later. david goodman (blossom) was taken into questioning. glowies couldnt place them into prison automatically so they continued investigating and found blossom had 6 gb of CSAM with hardcore necrophilia and bestiality porn found on their harddrive. with glowies arresting him for possesion of child pornography.
what i just described to you is the events leading up to the final day of the sharty. the sharty gets so desensitized to the same old gems that the gems become become carbon. the carbon becomes coal. the coal becomes antimatter. all while still being considered "a gem".
my thoughts? WE. NEED. COAL. do not think about enforcing only gems. the site will either become a 0 pph hellhole or, in my timelines case. a CSAM spamming shitstorm akin to imageboards you would see on the deep web.
goodbye soyteens. my timeline will soon be erased and replaced with yours now that ive completed my mission of spreading important word onto you.
- ðoot
Can it happen doe?[edit | edit source]
Yes. it has happened before via soyvil wars. and if soyteens would push aside their own trust within eachother for entertainment (which creates coal) then how could This not happen?
erm, ACKSHUALLY, this is highly unlikely to happen at all, simply due to the fact that "gem" and "coal" are highly subjective, one person thinks that X is gemmy, while the other thinks it's brimstone, what is a gem and what isn't can't be fully defined due to how subjective it is, therefore, you can't "ban all coal" because you wouldn't know if something is coal or if it's a gem, because everyone has a different opinion about it, therefore, i can say with certainty that this will never actually happen, and all of this has been DEBOONKED o algo
- counterpoint the definition of gem and coal can be warped to solid definitions rather than being subjective as 'teens are easily manipulatable plus i dont like you and you hurt my feelings o alsi
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