The gem that saved the party

The gem that saved the party is the gem that saved the 'party!

The gem that saved the party 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕟 𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝕃𝔼 𝕊𝕌ℙ𝔼ℝℕ𝕆𝕍𝔸 𝔽𝕆ℝ𝔾𝔼𝔻 𝕀ℕ 𝔸 𝕎ℍ𝕀𝕋𝔼ℍ𝕆𝕃𝔼 𝕋ℍ𝔸𝕋 𝕊𝔸𝕍𝔼𝕊 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊𝕆𝕐𝕍𝔼ℝ𝕊𝔼!!

The (self proclaimed) gem that saved the party. (Similar to the Real Deal, but it's too Gemmy.)

The gem that saved the party, also known as TGTSTP, the Final Gem and the Gem to end all coal, is the ultimate event in soyical folklore in which the brightest, shiniest gem of all time descended upon the sharty and united all of the soyposters in harmony, thereby "saving" the party. It simply appeared one day, created by a soyteen, with divine intervention and inspiration, and was be released by said soyteen onto the jarty, to universal praise.

Preterist View

Some fringe groups of the soy community believed in a form of preterist philosophy which suggests that the sharty-saving gem has already been created, though what that gem is they argue over. Some suggest Cobson is a sharty saving gem, however, he is a very controversial jak, so many also rule him out.

Cynical Preterism

Some also say that Cobson WAS the gem that saved the sharty, but the antichrist descended upon earth to spread hatred of the one true gem, thus, ruining the prophecy forever.

Misconceptions

Often, many will refer to a jak as 'The gem that saved the party". This is of course, incorrect, as the true savior gem united all in agreement. Some extremely unwell schizos will also attempt to prematurely guess the name of the soon-to-be sharty saving gem (under the assumption that it vill be a new variant) with names such as “pissson”, “cumson”, and “bloodson” having been thrown around. You WILL NOT question this part (Sharty Saving Gem already has a name and a Good Catchphrase, he's now called Blerpingtone, and his Catchphrase is: "Whut are yull xiggering about?", so yeah, the Gem now exists. The Tier given to Blerpingtone (TGTSTP) is Gemuby, other names for the Tier are Red Diamond, or GemCrown.)

Criticism

Many claim science has already deboonked this claim, stating that there is no God or meaning in life. However this appears false, as there is nothing yet to disprove the 'The gem that saved the party' theory.

"Actually, this is true, gem doesn't exist. There is no point in the world." (Glowie Propaganda)

"Actually, this is false, the gem exists. There is a point in the world, all because of this little gemmy."