You

>Though maybe you were looking for Me? The person you oh so desire to be but just can't?

>Though maybe you were looking for Your Mom?

>Though maybe you were looking for Your Dad?

You are Jewish.

This person is a GOONER! Xe has a severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel

THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!

	This nigga is an Aspie Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
	Check out my power rangers figurine collection!!

	God wouldn't approve of You...
	Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom.

WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S) You can help by notifying the authorities and Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to xer house

You are trans btw, if that matters.

	You are a furry btw, if that matters.

	THIS PERSON IS A MASSIVE RETARD!
	This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of him and milking his gegs.

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You are darker than coal...

You are WRETCHED VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF /POL/!!!!!!!!!!!

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You irl

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You are a virginal male of between 12 and 47 years of age located in the European Union, the United States, or some irrelevant third world shithole

What is known about you

>OH MY IMAGEBOARD CULTURE THIS IS JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE DARK WEB ANONYMOUS HACKER WIKI ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA! [1] SUDE SUDE DESU!

Not much is known about you. However, the details about you that are known paint a comprehensive view on your character.

>Well no shit sherlock

• You are intelligent and handsome.^{[You just are, ok?]} (Thanks chuddy)
• You are on Soyjak Wiki. WAAAAAAOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
• You are new to this wiki, or the 'jakking culture in general. Read this Soyjakpedia - The Ultimate Guide to Soyjak Culture
• You never had sex and will never have it most likely get a hooker just so you aren't a "virgin".
• You spend most of your time online, and all of your hobbies are conducted on a computer. Plus you pirate digital content using torrent services.
• Furthermore, you view yourself as Stoic, enduring, and emotionally self-sufficient; yet you also have a hidden god complex and indulge in revenge fantasies.
• Not only that, but you have violently assaulted a close family member.
• You are withdrawn and have been diagnosed with some disorder. Likewise, you are also afraid of intimacy.
• You use an ad blocking software.
• You have a YouTube and Reddit account. Furthermore, you express hatred of these sites and the people who use them.
• You have extremist moral and political beliefs. Online, you espouse vaguely traditionalist views on social issues but don't follow them practice-wise.
• You have at one point supported Donald Trump for President of the United States.
• You believe some form of violent revolution, nuclear apocalypse or total war must happen for society to become good
• Your speech is vague and stilted, and it alternates between eloquent and inarticulate.
• You are some form of nihilist or indulge in nihilistic thought experiments
• You were redirected here from another page
• You are making an IED right now.
• You forgot your meme arrow at least once.
• You are thinking that this page is totally “original” and nothing else.
• You are using either a laptop or a phone right now.
• You have at some point tried to improve yourself mentally and/or physically, but likely gave up when you realized that this might require effort on your part
• You vill eat the bugs.
  • Living in the Metaverse.
    • You vill comply.
      • Und it will get worse.
• You just read this like that song
• You look like a bot.
• You sound like a seething kike.
• ^ All of this is fake you are a nice person

You are intelligent and handsome.^{[You just are, ok?]} (Thanks chuddy) You are on Soyjak Wiki. WAAAAAAOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! You are new to this wiki, or the 'jakking culture in general. Read this Soyjakpedia - The Ultimate Guide to Soyjak Culture You never had sex. You spend most of your time online, and all of your hobbies are conducted on a computer. Plus you pirate digital content using torrent services. Furthermore, you view yourself as Stoic, enduring, and emotionally self-sufficient; yet you also have a hidden god complex and indulge in revenge fantasies. Not only that, but you have violently assaulted a close family member. You are withdrawn and have been diagnosed with some disorder. Likewise, you are also afraid of intimacy. You use an ad blocking software. You have a YouTube and Reddit account. Furthermore, you express hatred of these sites and the people who use them. You have extremist moral and political beliefs. Online, you espouse vaguely traditionalist views on social issues but don't follow them practice-wise. You have at one point supported Donald Trump for President of the United States. You believe some form of violent revolution, nuclear apocalypse or total war must happen for society to become good Your speech is vague and stilted, and it alternates between eloquent and inarticulate. You are some form of nihilist or indulge in nihilistic thought experiments You were redirected here from another page You are making an IED right now. You forgot your meme arrow at least once. You are thinking that this page is totally “original” and nothing else. You are using either a laptop or a phone right now. You have at some point tried to improve yourself mentally and/or physically, but likely gave up when you realized that this might require effort on your part You vill eat the bugs. Living in the Metaverse. You vill comply. Und it will get worse. You just read this like that song You look like a bot. You sound like a seething kike. ^ All of this is fake you are a nice person

You is part of a series on SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY >SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
	"(You) vill eat ze bugs, living in ze metaverse."	Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.party [-+] CIA ♦ FBI ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ soygem.party ♦ CeceFem ♦ bu5t ♦ King Caesar ♦ 4cucks ♦ Trannies ♦ Pedophiles ♦ R/196 ♦ Isaac Kate ♦ Jakparty.soy ♦ The Frog Pond ♦ NoLimitsPedia ♦ Skibidi Farms ♦ Twitterfags ♦ Discord ♦ Goth ♦ Jews ♦ Red ♦ DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap ♦ Snitches ♦ Wari ♦ QAfe ♦ Bot spammers ♦ Selfish Little Fucks ♦ You
	Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.party [-+] CP spam ♦ Sending false reports to Cloudflare ♦ Wiki 'p spam ♦ Racebait/fetish spam ♦ Countrycoaling ♦ Coalposting ♦ Dust ♦ Brimstone ♦ Flagging ♦ Falseflagging ♦ Pro-degeneracy advocacy ♦ Spam ♦ dancing swede.mp4 ♦ Demoralization ♦ Neutralspam/Blogposting ♦ Porn ♦ CIA and its tactics to control chans ♦ Poopson ♦ Terrorism
	Major events [-+] The Great Soyset ♦ February 4th ‘p spam incident ♦ Goongate ♦ The Great Domain Drop ♦ Soypocalypse

^all of this is not true btw, you are the gem that will save the Sharty