SoyBooru

This page is literally SoyBooru Here be countrywars, namefags, FNF pedos, and coal.

This page is Brappy. Eat some takis, a taco y a burrito before you read this page o algo

this page below me is a gem

Soybooru is neutralplier iron straight from the neutral grounds of IAS award

^meds, SoyBooru is OBSESSED VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the BRAPPIEST DEPTHS of MEXICO!!!!!!!!

SoyBooru is darker than coal...

^^kys samefags, SOYBOORU IS VANTAWHITE UNBOTHERED GEMERALD STRAIGHT FROM THE FREEZING PEAK OF ARYANHEAVEN!!!!!

SoyBooru
Booru
Founded	August 3rd, 2021; 3 years ago
Creator	lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha
Owner	Froot
Total Posts	100,000+
Homepage	booru.soyjak.st

SoyBooru, also known as the 'booru, the 'ru and formerly known as OnionsBooru, is a Soyjak-themed booru officially associated with Soyjak.party. low effort coal mine originally created as a Tranny's private 'jak collection, now a slopjak paradise circa. 2024, it was released to the public on August 23 2021 to replace soybooru.booru.org after the latter was flooded with spam and ultimately deleted.

Even doe the booru is adjacent to the party, its userbase and culture are slightly different. Certain phenomena happened mainly on the 'ru instead of the sharty, such as the Italo-Argentine War. The 'ru also does not have the imageboard-style commenting format that the sharty does, which leads to different soyquoting/samefagging strategems such as the up arrows where you point at ^shitskin mexisharts above me.

The first ever image posted to the 'ru. Go figure.

Userbase

As everyone knows, the users of the SoyBooru are severely autistic and schizophrenic. Ever since fnf pedo jartycuck shitoko slopjaks got popular back in early 2024, the website has become flooded with slopjak spam. So many slopjaks have been made, that its now a competition to create "The Sloppiest Slopjak" known to man, with most trying and failing, and some just spam creating slopjaks.

A large majority of the userbase are namefags and falseflaggers, meaning there will be a ton of falseflaggotry and horny NAS gooner brimstone, especially in the form of Chudpost Falseflaggotry (aka anonymously posting that shit)

There are a few bad apples in the SoyBooru, if not too many bad apples, although that of course doesn't necessarily mean all users/namefags are like that, except the fact that most users are actually like that. Namefag closeted 'cordnigger projectors are everywhere on the 'booru, mostly projectors.

Notable 'booru users include:

Acquisition by Soot

SoyBooru's old front page.

On September 6 2021, in an impromptu Q&A in a Sootbait thread on /soy/, Soot revealed that OnionsBooru's owner (whose username on the Booru is "lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha") had transferred ownership to him. He further said that the Booru would be moved to his "own domain". On September 7 2021, the Booru was released to the public once again at the link https://booru.soy (the old link soyak.win was made to redirect to the new link) in a pinned post on /soy/. OnionsBooru's former owner, who remained a moderator, changed the "Featured Post" to a CIAjak to commemorate Soot's takeover. It has since been changed to a different 'jak. For the duration of the Booru's time on its old domain, the Featured Post remained the Swedish "first soyjak".

The site was later acquired by Kuz as a part of The Great Purchase. Kuz, however, does not run the website, and Soot continued to own the domain until September 25.

Later on, the administrator of SoyBooru left the site following kuz stepping down from the 'party. This caused Doll to take over the site.

Closure & Re-Openings

On January 14, 2022 Soyjak.party was shut down by the hosting provider due to CSAM reports. This resulted in many users going to the booru and spamming it with unrelated NAS images. A few hours later, Soyjak.party went back up and all the NAS spam was deleted.

A day later, the entire booru was wiped except for one Chudjak image. The reason why or how this happened is unknown. This resulted in SuBooru becoming the main booru for soyjaks, until the latter shut down in March 26, 2022.

SoyBooru later closed again on December 4, 2022 due to a large vandalism attack. This closure was prolonged due to the admin not having too much time to work on it. SoyBooru reopened, along with some infrastructure upgrades, on December 10, 2022.

SoyBooru was temporarily shut down for a few hours on December 19, 2022 for unknown reasons.

On August 14, 2023, lolkek wiped the entire booru, demodded everyone, and posted one tranime picture along with the tag "soicucks_lost." This user then commented the following:

I've become more spiritual in the last year and I do believe that the creation of this site is an unforgivable sin. I'm sorry, please forgive me...

DEATH TO AM*RIKA

Later, all posts with Cobson are restored, the logo is changed to a smiling Cobson and the counter is replaced by four images of Cobson with a large gape. It is renamed to CobsonBooru everywhere, except on the frontpage under the logo, where the previous name remains.

Then it's back in it's normal state, but shortly after that, these Cobby changes were reverted. Lolkek makes another posts the same tranime picture and comments that he has a full backup of the site shortly before he nuked it and he will hand it over to Doll. Shortly afterwards, the site was entrusted to Angeleno, and he took over the site. Everything after July 27th was lost, due to lolkek ghosting Angeleno's requests for the data.

On August 17, 2023, the booru was wiped AGAIN with the same tranime image, but this time with the caption:

>bint won

>tenshi earth won.

It's posted by an account named 34iramqi34, who commented under it:

>omgomg first pirty naw dis..how sameful how truly SHAEMFUKUK o dear ppl who like man who um wears glasses n liek beard his beard looks um unorganized n stuffs but um um but um yes iem thinking this is bade this place u see its so goner how sade how truly sade well u hav lambda naw lole n liek um yes i like bint n stuufs thamk u
-34iramqi34

A message from Angeleno's account is posted:

>SoyBooru will disappear for good. Thank you for the good memories.

---

>its over
>Dear Soyjak Enthusiasts,
>It is with a heavy heart that we must inform you about the closure of our beloved SoyBooru. This decision was not made lightly, and we understand that it may bring disappointment to many of you who have been part of this vibrant community.
>Over the years, we've shared countless laughs, creative expressions, and memorable moments through the world of Soyjak images. It brought us joy to witness the camaraderie and wit that flourished within our community. However, recent events, including the shutdown of "soyjak.party" and the unforeseen consequences that followed, have led us to this difficult decision.
>We regret to acknowledge that the charm and fun that initially united us seem to have waned. The unique dynamics that made Soyjaks a source of delight have been affected, and we believe it's in the best interest of our community to close this chapter.
>Please understand that this decision wasn't taken lightly. We treasure the memories and connections we've built together, and it's our hope that you remember the laughter and creativity that once flourished within our community. We encourage you to keep those positive memories alive and continue sharing your creative spirit in other spaces.
>We thank each and every one of you who contributed to our community, who shared your talents, and who made Soyjaks a part of your online experience. We hope that you find new avenues to express your creativity and connect with like-minded individuals.
>Unfortunately due to high running costs, lack of interest, and Doll leaving the site behind, there's not much of a reason left to keep it running.
>While this chapter is coming to a close, let's remember the good times we had and the shared moments of laughter that defined our journey. Thank you for being a part of our SoyBooru community.
With gratitude and fond memories,
>-Angeleno,he could have has been hacked howeverbeit, otherwise he would have posted the update on the 'ki, plus he doesn't seem to be online right now.

It was later confirmed that lolkek had a sleeper account on the booru called "nineveh". The 'ru has been restored again and lolkek is banned. Now, only Froot and Doll are the administrators of the site. <figure class="mw-default-size">[./File:Frootrvke.png ]<figcaption>Froot's opinion on the 'ru</figcaption></figure> November 7th to November 16th: IT'S FUCKING DOWN AGAIN MOOOODS 404 ERROR

>booru was down for maintenance, worry not countrywarniggers and twitterGODs

As of December 15th, 2024 the site is in a Read-only mode for anons due to 'Der cord. People without accounts cannot post comments, upload, or tag posts.

Counters

Old

(Formerly Old) New space counters

Comment Section

They really look like that and say that though. (circa 2024)

Soybooru comments. (early 2025)

One particulary notorious aspect of the SoyBooru is the comment sections of the posts , best known for attracting a terminally autistic/schizophrenic breed of soyteens that can only communicate between themselves using a bizarre language composed of xenophobic slurs, ^up pointing caret arrows, slopjak speechbubble images, and confusing buzzwords that feel like they come from the niggerest, jeetest, swarthiest, spiccest, mexishart, most pozzed depths of twitter. There's also an insane amount of pedo bait, femboy bait, tranny bait, and other baits.

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  The absolute state of soybooru (early 2024)

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  The absolute state of soybooru (late 2024)

Banned Comment Terms

You WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW

• Discord / Cord
• Eskişehir
• Shemmy
• Swinny
• Soylent

Slopjak posters

This section is a TRVTHNUKE.

Slopjak posters, also known as slopjakkers, or slopjak bakers^{[no one says this]}, are a large majority of the site that post and make slopjaks. They used to be disliked due to their laziness and overuse in Countrywars, but they're now seen as gemeralds after they were used in a raid to piss off a fuckton of Xitter troons, redeeming them.

Contrary to belief, slopjak posters arent actually retarded and autistic. As seen in the images bellow, they're quite normal and highly intelligent. Slopjakkers are the opposite of what they create, unless its a firmjak.

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  A slopjak poster's mensa IQ test results

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  A slopjak poster's autism test results

How to troll

‘Rutards are notoriously leaky and VERY easy to anger, making them prime targets for trolling. The following are the most potent ways to induce meltdowns among the soybooru populace with GUARANTEED gemmy results:

• Post anonymously/use multiple accounts: This makes it difficult for other users to identify you.
• Making ‘jaks of namefags/prominent users: Namefags are the most vulnerable to attacks and most likely to induce a reaction, and they make up most of the site’s userbase nowadays so make sure to target them for maximum gems. Slopjaks invoke zero negative reactions and require having autism to make, instead stick to using female soyjak variants (Soytan, gapejak female, female cobson, terryjak, NOT soylita) as a persona edit for them and upload it to the site. This is guaranteed to cause an absolute meltdown from ALL users, including the namefag. (For bonus points, you can make several female soyjak edits of the user and slap a couple ace of spades symbols and “slut for BBC” awards on them to invoke extreme rage and endless laughs on your behalf)
• Posting female soyjak edits in general, especially soytan and terryjak, causes severe autistic rage among the locals and is sure to mine lots of gemmy seethe.
• Insult slopjaks: Soybooru users LOVE slopjaks, and saying that they are coal causes heavy backlash from butthurt ‘rutards.
• Say things like “racist coal” to invoke gemmy rage from leaky racefags.
• Make SURE to TAG YOUR POSTS VERY WELL, this makes it more likely to get approved and easier to find.
• Act like old namefags such as shitoko and engage in outdated countrywars instead of new ones.
• Make an account and quietly blank the tags of shitty posts by replacing all the tags with a single string of random letters and numbers. This works better on older posts where its less likely that someone is going to notice your operations.
• Shill splinters like the jarty or the shemmy
• Archive your bait posts and/or save them on the shemmycuck booru (gemuseum.org) or somewhere else in case some leaky moderator spergs out and deletes your gems. When an image is deleted it gets hashbanned, to bypass this just crop out a very tiny little part off the image and upload it again.
• Upload bait ‘jaks in between normal ones to make it more likely that they get through.
• Impersonate other users and namefags. Banned namefags and namefags from other sites like the shlog who don’t have a ‘ru account are the easiest to impersonate,
• Flood the ‘ru by uploading a ton of coal, bait, and female soyjaks en-masse over a short period of time to invoke mass panic. If you pull this off correctly it may even cause some of the locals to lose hope and take a break from the site (this happened to a prominent namefag, antiswarthy, who after a flood of female soyjaks being uploaded to the ‘ru decided to take a week long break from posting on the site out of demoralization.
• Don’t waste your time arguing, instead waste the time of the locals by posting potent bait.
• When the ‘ru is exceptionally coally and users are feeling demoralized and wondering why the site is so bad, pin the blame on the mods (call them out by name), certain namefags, joelc0rd, /pol/tards, or the shlog to stir up hatred and paranoia.
• Accuse angry nulees of either being alt accounts of joel, members of joelc0rd (use zero instead of o to bypass wordfilter), or UTTP members.
• Shill troonslop and say its le aryan to piss off nulees (bonus points if you falseflag and blame a certain moderator or namefag for shilling the troonslop).
• Take out of context or fake screenshots of people saying things and make soyjaks using it to make fun of them.

These are by far the best ways to shit up the ‘ru and give everyone on the site a headache, its recommended you have a proxy such as Tuxler handy in case the tranny janny bans you.

Guide to using the Booru

Main article: SoyBooru Guide

Shit nobody cares about

Did you know; when (You) put the tag: meta:tagme on a post, a Xitter bot automatically puts a bunch of unnecessary fucking tags on your post within 5 minutes to 1 year for no fucking reason? WAAAOOOWWWWW!!!

See Also

• SoyBooru (original)
• SuBooru
• List of Booru administrators

Citations

SoyBooru is part of a series on Splinters Visit the Soysphere portal for more.	Direct splinters [-+] Official sites (bunker.soyjak.wiki, gyatt.party, irc.soyjak.st, soybooru.com, soyjak.blog (frootist perspective)) ♦ jakparty.soy ♦ marge.city ♦ neutralplier.party ♦ sharty.party ♦ sidson.city ♦ soychan.org ♦ shemmy ♦ soyjak.in ♦ soyjak.pythonanywhere.com ♦ swedishwin.com ♦ NAS (cado.party, thefrogpond.org, minions.party, soyzellig.party)
	Indirect splinters [-+] chud.win ♦ chudpol.ru ♦ chuds.life ♦ jak.soy ♦ Jassy ♦ Panchan ♦ Shemmy Bunker ♦ Squirrel Party ♦ swedishwin.com ♦ NAS (aguguland.online, blepe.website, twinkjak.party)
	Soyjak Websites [-+] soyja.cc ♦ soyjak.cc ♦ soyjak.com ♦ soyjak.download ♦ soyjak.io ♦ soyjak.lol ♦ soyjak.studio
	Diaspora on non-/soy/ sites [-+] 4chan ♦ crystal.cafe ♦ Frenschan ♦ Know Your Meme ♦ Kiwi Farms ♦ 𝕏
	Miscellaneous [-+] Bunker ♦ Crossposting ♦ Sharty derangement syndrome ♦ Soyvil War 2 ♦ Splinter War ♦ Splintered Age